Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Attack Of The Bunnies! ❯ Meatball Head! ( Chapter 1 )

Warning: If you really like Sailor Moon, and get offended very easily you may not want to read this story. Also I don't own any of these people so don't sue me or hurt me.

Narrator: Hello and welcome to SAILOR MOON! The action story that really kicks ass! If you want to know who I am, well (clears throat) I AM GOD! Ok don't buy it? Well fine then, just start the story..

(Theme Song)

Fighting Evil by moonlight!

Winning love by day light..

(music gets messed up)

Narrator: Uh, due to the fact that are damn c.d. player ate are tape we..have to use another song.

(New Theme Song)

Here's a Story, of a lovely lady.

Who was bring up three very lovely girls.

All of them had hair of gold, like there mother.

The youngest one in curls.

Narrator: Uh, um, that was sort of alright. Anyway, on with the story! It's a lovely day the sun is out. The birds are singing.

Old Man: Hey, look Ma a birdie! (He takes out a shotgun and shoots the bird killing it.) I got it! Hoo Doggie! We will be eating tonight!

Narrator: Alright, maybe the birds aren't singing. Anyway, the girls were all sitting in Rei's temple. Serena (Sailor Moon) was taking to her friends, Ami (Sailor Meruary), Rei (Sailor Mars), Lita (Sailor Jupiter), and Mita (Sailor Venus).

Serena: Hey, guess what girls! I got a D- on my Math test! I think my brain cells are actually kicking in.

Rei: That is funny Serena, everyone knows your to big of a meatball head to do anything right.

Lita: Hey, give the girl a break. She got a D-, maybe she will get a C- on the next one.

Girls, but Serena: (Laughs)

Serena: HEY! What's the big idea! Well who needs brains?

Ami: You should read more, Serena. Books are good for you.

Serena: Come on, Ami. I choose looks, and you choose books.

Ami: Are you calling me ugly?

Serena: It's just I have lovely blonde and hair, and lovely eyes.

Ami: I never saw a Japanese girl with blonde hair before.

Lita: I never saw a girl with blue hair period.

Mita: Good come back! (Girls high five each other.)

Narrator: Then Luna (Serena's cat) came running down the street.

Old Man: Look Ma! A pussy cat! (Aims shot gun at it)

Narrator: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

Old Man: Doh!

Luna: Girls! I heard bad news!

Girls: What!

Luna: A mad evil bunny is going to take over Tyoko!

Girls: WHAT!

(Weird Music plays)

Luna: If we don't do something everyone is doom!

Girls: Oh No!

Luna: We have to do something!

Girls: Right!

(Weird music plays)

Rei: Who the hell is playing that music?

Lita: Weird things do happen.

Narrator: Meanwhile in a sports car that was parked in who the hell gives a damn place, was Michelle and Haruka.

Michelle: Did you hear about that evil bunny that is going to take over the world?

Haruka: Yes, it's evil. Do you think we should help those, uh, girls?

Michelle: I think it's the nice thing to do, but we can't waist are time with them.

Haruka: Maybe, we should help them.

Michelle: Alright.. [Oh Haruka…your so cute. So dreamy I wish you would love me.]

Haruka: [Michelle, I want to hold you tightly and never let you go.]

Michelle: [Oh Haruka, I love you]

Haruka: [Michelle, I love you.

Michelle: [Kiss me!]

Haruka: [Love me!]

Narrator: WILL YOU TWO STOP THINKING TO YOURSELF! IT'S GETTING RATHER ANNOYING! ANYWAY IT'S SICK WHAT YOUR THINKING!

Michelle: What do you mean?

Haruka: Yeah, what do you mean?

Michelle: Anyway, lets go.

Narrator: So Haruka starts the car and the radio plays.

[Theme song to Barney]

Haruka: Uh..I have a little sister.

Michelle: Uh..sure, what ever. (rolls eyes.)

Narrator: Stay tune to next story, when the girls do a lot of cool stuff like that!

Serena: Hey Kids! Today on Sailor Moon says, well I say a lot of things. Well don't take candy from strangers, unless the person is really hot, and the candy is good. Also if they got a good car, and they have lots and lots of money! Then it's o.k (giggles)

(Ending Song)

That's how they became the

Brady Bunch.

Narrator: Damn, them song music. (sweatdrop)