Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ ATTACK OF THE CHIBI SETSUNAS!!!! ❯ Koolaid Cameo (dundu-oh forget it) ( Chapter 3 )

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:: Ch 3- Koolaid Cameo (dundu--oh forget it.)


"Setsuna-chan?" Minako asked as she de-transformed. "What are you doin' here?"

"Arrg!" Chibi-Pirate-Setsuna growled. "I dunna know who ye be speakin' of, but I know that ye be the Sailor Senshi!"

"Well duh." Rei said as she de-transformed. "You'd have to be a moronic idiot to not recognize us! I mean really! All that changes is the clothes! Hell, Usagi has the same HAIRSTYLE for cryin out loud!"

"HOLY CRAP!" Usagi shouted as she too de-transormed. "Rei, you're really Sailor Mars! I never knew that!"

Rei stared at her girlfriend, then turned to Pirate-Setsuna again. "See my point?"

"Me thinks that your wee bony lass is a few pints short of a keg."

Rei shrugged and draped an arm aroung Usagi's shoulders. "Well, she's my idiot, so, that counts for something I guess."

Usagu lifted her head and glared at her lover. "Is that an insult?"

"No, sweetie, of course not."

"Otay!" Usagi cooed and snuggled into Rei's shoulder. Making sure Usagi's eyes were closed, Rei placed her pointer finger next to her ear and turned it in circles.

"Why are you here Setsuna-san?" Ami asked as she de-transformed.

"I be here to.....uh........I.....really don't know. I've been waitin' for three weeks remember?"

"Oh yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh."

A pause.

"So, do we fight now or, you know, run away?"

"Nay to all of'em." Pirate-Setsuna smirked. "I think I'll just be on me way.......WITH YOUR BLUE HAIRED LASS!!"

With that, Pirate-Setsuna laughed evilly, grabbed Ami, and ran away. "I GOT THE BLUNETTE! I GOT THE BLUNETTE!" she chanted.

"Oh no!" Rei screamed.

"Oh no!" Usagi screamed.

"Oh no!" Minako screamed.

Suddenly, the Koolaid guy crashed through a wall (that had appeared out of now where).

"OH YEAH!!!!" he yelled.

Rei, Usagi, and Minako stared at the humongus jug of living Koolaid, an eybrow raised and a sweatdrop forming on their heads. Koolaid guy slowly backed away and out of this fanfic.

"That was...." Rei began.

"Idiotic." Minako finished.

Usagi turned to the screen. "Anyone who just laughed, is a DUH DUH DUHHHHHHH!"

LATER (in Rei's house)

Makoto moaned and opened her eyes. "Wha' happened?" she slurred.

Rei coughed into her hand. "Weeeeelllllllll......that's kindof a long story."

Makoto sat striaght up. "Oh please tell me you and I.......we didn't......did we?" Rei's eye twitched as she blushed.

"What? NO! Of course not!"

Makoto sighed in relief and placed a hand over her heart. "Thank you God......"

"And what would be wrong if you and I.......you know.......did the whoo hoo?" Rei asked offended. Mianko snickered and chose that moment to go, "WHOOO!"

"It would be wrong cause you have a girlfriend already." Usagi growled.

Rei laughed nervously and scratched her cheek, blushing. "Oh yeah. My bad."

Makoto shook her head and looked around. "Where's Ami?" the brunette asked.

Rei coughed into her hand. "Weeeeelllllllll......that's kindof a long story."

Suddenly, the Koolaid guy crashed through the roof.

"SHE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED YO!!!" he screamed. Then, just as soon as he came, he poofed away.

A pause.

"Actually, that about sums it up."

"We have to save her!" Makoto yelled. "God knows what they're doing to her!"

Meanwhile......

"RRRRRRRRRRRRUMBA!" Ami screamed in a fake Mexican accent. 'Cubian Pete', the song from The Mask played on the stereo while the blunette led the congo line.

"WHO WANTS ANOTHER QUESADILLA?!?!?!" she shouted happily.

" AIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEA!!" The pirate crew rejoiced as a Ami bagan to throw quesadillas into the crowd. Ami whipped out some morocas (from where, I don't think we want to know) and shouted "FIESTA!!!!!"

And there was much rejoiceing.

Back to the Senshi.....

Makoto opened a box and gazed at the powerful object that lay before her.

"Forged in molten plastic," she began her monolouge, "built to last through rain, sleet, snow, or hail, covered in shiny mirror stuff. The ultimate, in cool."

She reached into the box and pulled out....a pair of sunglasses. Puting them on, she turned to Rei who was near the window.

"It's 723,576 blocks to Ami, I got a full bladder, a major concusion--"

Minako laughed and shouldered the slightly bloody steel chair.

"--half an idea where I'm going, no weapons, it's Monday, and I'm wearin' sunglasses."

Rei opened the window. "Hit it."

Makoto gave a mighty war cry, leaped from the window, and shouted, "I'M COMIN' AMIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!"

Usagi cocked her head to the side. "Shouldn't we have mentioned that this room is on the third floor?"

Rei shrugged. "Nah. She'll figure out eventually."

THUD!! BAM!! KA-POW!!!

"OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Rei smiled. "See my point?"

"Oh yyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahh!"

:: TO BE CONTINUED!! ::

Oh noes! Will Mako-chan save Ami-chan?! Will Ami WANT to be saved?!

Will Usagi ever figure out that Rei just insulted her?!

Will Minako-chan get charged for assulting an officer?!

Minako- HEY! When'd that happen?!

Will I find my dog?!

Will the Koolaid guy make another cameo?!

Koolaid guy: OH YEAH!!!!!

Will he say anything ELSE?!?!

Koolaid guy: OH NO!!

Find out in, CHAPTER $!!!!!!

Rei: Get your hand off of the shift key.

Oh. Sorry. Find out in, CHAPTER 4!!!!!!