Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ ATTACK OF THE CHIBI SETSUNAS!!!! ❯ A Duel to the Death! Usa vs, Ninja-Setsuna! ( Chapter 6 )
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By: tempestflame 
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.27.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 295 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.27.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 295 | Status: Work In Progress
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:: Ch 6- A duel to the death! or, Deciding battle for Rei-chan's heart, aka: USAGI VS. NINJA-SETSUNA::
"Welcome to Death Duels!" A bubbly blonde said as she sat at a news reporter's. "Minako here, with play-by-play updates on the battle for resident miko,"
A picture of a black-haired beauty blinked on the screen.
", Rei Hino." The blonde shifted some papers on her desk. "Ami," she said addressing the blunette beside her. "What are we lookin' at here?"
"Well Minako," Ami said to her golden haired compadre, "Here we have resident klutz,"
A picture of a blonde with odangoes in her hair appeared on the screen. "Usagi Tsukino, battleing resident bad-guy-of-the-chapter,"
A picture of a waist-high green-haired woman appeared on the screen. "Ninja-Setsuna-san."
"Indeed." Minako nodded. "And why are they dueling again Ami?"
Ami sighed. "For resident miko Rei Hino." Minako giggled. "You just ryhmed Ami-chan!" she giggled.
Ami sighed again. "Minako-chan, that was incredibly un-called for." She shook her head and said to the camers, "And now, our Gal-on-the-Street, Makoto Kino!"
As they camera panned down to where Makoto was, the audience could hear Minako's surprised shout of, "Makoto's a hook--"
"Makoto here!" a brunette said into her microphone. "I'm here on the floor where Usagi and Ninja-Setsuna are duking it out. Ooooo! Usagi just scored a hit! That'll leave a mark! Back to you Ami!"
"Thank you Makoto," Ami said calmly. "Minako, what do you think? Will Usagi beat Ninja-Setsuna?"
Minako, now sporting a black eye (thanks to Ami defending her girlfriend), nodded. "Yep."
Meanwhile...
Usagi slammed her yradstick against Ninja-Setsuna's sword. "She's mine bitch!" she growled.
Ninja-Setsuna knocked her back. "I don't think so," she hissed. She then did the dirtiest trick in the book.
She kicked Usagi in her shin.
"OW!!" she yelped as she hopped on one foot. "MY SHIN!!"
Meanwhile meanwhile...
Setsuna tore off the last piece of ducktape and stuck it on the final piece of the Gates.
"Nothing can destroy ducktape!" she declared. "NOW WHAT GATES OF TIME!" she yelled.
"I did it! I did it! oh yeah yeah yeah!" she sang. "No falling down tonight! OH! Falling down tonight! No no no falling down tonight, you've been DUCKTA-PED!"
The Gates began to rumble.
"Son-of-a-BITCH!!"
BOOM!!!
"It's not fair!" Setsuna sobbed. "IT'S NOT FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR--Oh look! A nickel!" She picked it up. "I'll call you...PHILLIP!" Cosmo, the green-haired fairy from Fairly Odd Parents poofed into the room. "PHILLIP!" he cried. He snatched the nickel away and poofed out.
"It's not fair!" she sobbed. "IT'S NOT FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile (x3)
Rei sobbed as she wiggled on the bed, her itchy nose to itchy to stand. "WHY ME?!?!?" she wailed.
She gazed at the T.V. where she saw her grilfriend hopping on one foot. "USAKO!" she yelled. "C'MON! NOT ONLY IS YOUR PRIDE AT STAKE," she paused to tug at her hands "MY VIRGINITY'S AT STAKE!!" Then she paused.
"Five Seasons of Sailor Moon and I'm STILL a virgin." she sighed miserably. "Crap."
Meanwhile (x4)
Ninja-Setsuna laughed evilly and whacked poor Usagi over the head with the yardstick. "Stop hitting yourself!" she taunted. "Stop hitting yourself! Man, am I gonna have a GOOD time with Rei!!"
That's when the unthinkable happened.
Usagi snapped.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quo t;
She grabbed her yardstick from the kunoichi, and smacked her in the nose. "REI. IS. MINE!!!" she roared.
She slammed her stick over the ninja's head over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, until the kunoichi laid still on the ground, dead.
The arena was silent.
"Holy, poop-in-a-pooperscooper..." Makoto murmured.
Meanwhile (x5)
"YEAH! WHOO HOO!" Rei cheered. "THAT'S MAH GIRL!!"
The door to the bedroom opened to reveal a battle worn Usagi. "Rei-chan! Are you o...kay...wowza..." she blushed furiously as she took in the sight of a barley clothed Rei handcuffed to the bed.
"Huh. I never noticed that I was in my underwear up until now." Rei murmured.
Usagi's eye twitched s she closed the door and locked it.
"U-Usa? What are doing?"
Usagi grinned as she began to unbutton her shirt.
"WHOA!! Boundaries! BOUNDARIES!!!"
MEANWHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 1 (this is starting to get annoying)
Minako paused outside the door to the room where Rei was in. "Hang on Rei--wait, what was that noise?"
The Senshi put there ears to the door and listened closely.
Ami blushed. "Are they--?"
Makoto blushed. "No freakin' way!"
Minako grinned. "Go for it Usa!"
"MINAKO!"
"Sowwy!"
:: TO BE CONTINUED ::
:: Ch 6- A duel to the death! or, Deciding battle for Rei-chan's heart, aka: USAGI VS. NINJA-SETSUNA::
"Welcome to Death Duels!" A bubbly blonde said as she sat at a news reporter's. "Minako here, with play-by-play updates on the battle for resident miko,"
A picture of a black-haired beauty blinked on the screen.
", Rei Hino." The blonde shifted some papers on her desk. "Ami," she said addressing the blunette beside her. "What are we lookin' at here?"
"Well Minako," Ami said to her golden haired compadre, "Here we have resident klutz,"
A picture of a blonde with odangoes in her hair appeared on the screen. "Usagi Tsukino, battleing resident bad-guy-of-the-chapter,"
A picture of a waist-high green-haired woman appeared on the screen. "Ninja-Setsuna-san."
"Indeed." Minako nodded. "And why are they dueling again Ami?"
Ami sighed. "For resident miko Rei Hino." Minako giggled. "You just ryhmed Ami-chan!" she giggled.
Ami sighed again. "Minako-chan, that was incredibly un-called for." She shook her head and said to the camers, "And now, our Gal-on-the-Street, Makoto Kino!"
As they camera panned down to where Makoto was, the audience could hear Minako's surprised shout of, "Makoto's a hook--"
"Makoto here!" a brunette said into her microphone. "I'm here on the floor where Usagi and Ninja-Setsuna are duking it out. Ooooo! Usagi just scored a hit! That'll leave a mark! Back to you Ami!"
"Thank you Makoto," Ami said calmly. "Minako, what do you think? Will Usagi beat Ninja-Setsuna?"
Minako, now sporting a black eye (thanks to Ami defending her girlfriend), nodded. "Yep."
Meanwhile...
Usagi slammed her yradstick against Ninja-Setsuna's sword. "She's mine bitch!" she growled.
Ninja-Setsuna knocked her back. "I don't think so," she hissed. She then did the dirtiest trick in the book.
She kicked Usagi in her shin.
"OW!!" she yelped as she hopped on one foot. "MY SHIN!!"
Meanwhile meanwhile...
Setsuna tore off the last piece of ducktape and stuck it on the final piece of the Gates.
"Nothing can destroy ducktape!" she declared. "NOW WHAT GATES OF TIME!" she yelled.
"I did it! I did it! oh yeah yeah yeah!" she sang. "No falling down tonight! OH! Falling down tonight! No no no falling down tonight, you've been DUCKTA-PED!"
The Gates began to rumble.
"Son-of-a-BITCH!!"
BOOM!!!
"It's not fair!" Setsuna sobbed. "IT'S NOT FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR--Oh look! A nickel!" She picked it up. "I'll call you...PHILLIP!" Cosmo, the green-haired fairy from Fairly Odd Parents poofed into the room. "PHILLIP!" he cried. He snatched the nickel away and poofed out.
"It's not fair!" she sobbed. "IT'S NOT FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile (x3)
Rei sobbed as she wiggled on the bed, her itchy nose to itchy to stand. "WHY ME?!?!?" she wailed.
She gazed at the T.V. where she saw her grilfriend hopping on one foot. "USAKO!" she yelled. "C'MON! NOT ONLY IS YOUR PRIDE AT STAKE," she paused to tug at her hands "MY VIRGINITY'S AT STAKE!!" Then she paused.
"Five Seasons of Sailor Moon and I'm STILL a virgin." she sighed miserably. "Crap."
Meanwhile (x4)
Ninja-Setsuna laughed evilly and whacked poor Usagi over the head with the yardstick. "Stop hitting yourself!" she taunted. "Stop hitting yourself! Man, am I gonna have a GOOD time with Rei!!"
That's when the unthinkable happened.
Usagi snapped.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quo t;
She grabbed her yardstick from the kunoichi, and smacked her in the nose. "REI. IS. MINE!!!" she roared.
She slammed her stick over the ninja's head over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, until the kunoichi laid still on the ground, dead.
The arena was silent.
"Holy, poop-in-a-pooperscooper..." Makoto murmured.
Meanwhile (x5)
"YEAH! WHOO HOO!" Rei cheered. "THAT'S MAH GIRL!!"
The door to the bedroom opened to reveal a battle worn Usagi. "Rei-chan! Are you o...kay...wowza..." she blushed furiously as she took in the sight of a barley clothed Rei handcuffed to the bed.
"Huh. I never noticed that I was in my underwear up until now." Rei murmured.
Usagi's eye twitched s she closed the door and locked it.
"U-Usa? What are doing?"
Usagi grinned as she began to unbutton her shirt.
"WHOA!! Boundaries! BOUNDARIES!!!"
MEANWHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 1 (this is starting to get annoying)
Minako paused outside the door to the room where Rei was in. "Hang on Rei--wait, what was that noise?"
The Senshi put there ears to the door and listened closely.
Ami blushed. "Are they--?"
Makoto blushed. "No freakin' way!"
Minako grinned. "Go for it Usa!"
"MINAKO!"
"Sowwy!"
:: TO BE CONTINUED ::