Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Balloonazation! Poor Pooko-chan's Bad Day ❯ Chapter Eight: KA-KRACK! That is the sound of Defeat Elephantano! ( Chapter 8 )
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By: daveblackeye15 
It's down to the final round for this battle, Elephantano is a seemingly unbeatable juggernaut. However, Tenko has a plan to beat her. Will it work and has Pooko-chan recovered from the physical and emotional beating that her cousin-in-law gave her?
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.20.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 589 | Status: Work In Progress
It's down to the final round for this battle, Elephantano is a seemingly unbeatable juggernaut. However, Tenko has a plan to beat her. Will it work and has Pooko-chan recovered from the physical and emotional beating that her cousin-in-law gave her?
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.20.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 589 | Status: Work In Progress
Elephantano began laughing. Finally she said “All right. I’m sure your little plan will amuse me.” Tenko-chan went into a combat pose and Elephantano wheeled herself around to face Tenko-chan. The two opponents stood still for several seconds then finally Tenko broke the silence.
“NYAH! Pooko-chan is MUCH prettier than you are!”
Elephantano roared out “WHAT! THAT’S NOT TRUE!!!” Elephantano’s face turned bright red with rage and she charged toward Tenko-chan. Tenko quickly turned away and began running toward the half-destroyed building.
Tenko’s feet pounded the ground while Elephantano’s body rolled and tore at the ground. Finally, Tenko-chan stopped in front of a wall that had huge hole torn into it. Tenko turned around and stood facing the incoming juggernaut. Elephantano sped up.
“Heh heh! So you realized that you can’t win?”
Tenko-chan simply said “This is part of my plan.”
Just when the Ball Lemur got so close to Tenko, that she could have reached out and touched her, Tenko did a series of back flips out of harm’s way. Elephantano couldn’t stop herself and she didn’t try very hard to. However, she didn’t know about the huge net of chains that Tenko-chan had hidden in the shadows of the hole. The Ball Lemur got caught in the chain net made from strands of Tenko’s brown hair and was finally stopped. Elephantano simply sniffed.
“A net of chains is supposed to stop me!? I’ll just back out of them.”
But then, on Tenko’s mental command, dozen and dozens more chains leapt out of the shadows and tied themselves around the huge ball Lemur. The other ends of the chains then buried themselves into the ground, wall, rocks; anything they could reach. Elephantano was now imprisoned by chains. She tried to break free but she was having trouble moving.
‘Damn!’ she thought, ‘it’s going to take me some time to get out of
this.’ But then she said “Very clever, Tenko. But this will not beat me!”
However, Tenko-chan was not listening; she was running towards her ally, Pooko-chan. “Pooko-chan!” she cried out. “Listen, I need your help.”
Pooko-chan got up and wiped her tears away and asked “How can I help? I can’t beat her and your bombs don’t hurt her.”
Before Tenko could reply, there was loud tearing of metal from behind her. She turned and saw many of the chains breaking free from their holding points. Elephantano laughed out loud. “Ha ha ha ha! See? Even all those chains couldn’t hold me for very long!”
But Tenko smiled sweetly and said “True, but I was expecting that.
Because I have about 12 bombs rigged around and beneath you so that if they felt the pressure change of even ONE chain breaking, they would all go off a once.” Elephantano was stunned
“12 bombs...” She started when she heard a click and was engulfed in an explosion as all twelve bombs went off at once. The explosion also caused more of the building to rain down on the area that Elephantano was in. Tenko quickly turned back to Pooko-chan.
“She can be injured! Remember she got cracked on her stomach? Those twelve bombs are sure to cause even more cracks on her body. She should be weaker now. All I need is one more bomb.”
Pooko-chan replied “Okay do you have any more?”
“Nope.”
Pooko-chan screamed out: “Then we’re done for!”
Tenko said “Hold on! I meant I’m out of THOSE smaller bombs. I have
just the bomb to finish this.”
At that, Tenko gave a whistle and of the back of the Yuka tower came a bomb the size of a beach ball. The bomb walked on two legs and came over to the two Lemures. Pooko-chan was dumbstruck by the bomb. Tenko-chan said “This is the bomb that will win this.”
“What should we do” Pooko asked.
“Quickly! Blow yourself up! You’re going to launch this right at your
ugly cousin-in-law!” Tenko told her. Without a word, Pooko-chan quickly began to blow herself up again. She needed about thirty more seconds to be large enough to wield the bomb.
Unexpectedly, the rubble that had buried Elephantano began to move and the Ball Lemur burst out of it. Pieces of metal flew everywhere in every different direction. Elephantano roared “How dare you make me feel fear even for a second? And how dare you hurt me!”
Elephantano now had cracks all over her body from Tenko’s trap. Pooko whispered that she needed twenty more seconds while her face was engulfed into her bloating body. Elephantano charged at the two but more chains came out of the ground and wrapped around her. The chains only slowed her down for a few seconds before she tore them out of the ground. The
enraged ball Lemures speed right toward Tenko and Pooko. Pooko-chan cried out “Run Tenko! I still need fifteen more seconds!”
Tenko-chan yelled back “NO! I’m not leaving my comrade!”
“I told you! You can’t beat me!” laughed Elephantano. Abruptly, a pole stretched out of nowhere and struck Elephantano in her right eye, causing her to halt her attack and close the stinging eye.
“Wha? Who did that?” Tenko and Pooko turned in the direction of the pole. Tenko gave a joyful squeal and even Pooko gasped and felt a little joyed to see the unexpected helper. The Carousel Lemur
man, Mawashitaro-kun, stood on a bent street light and said “You rely too much on brute strength. These two beautiful women have realized that brains and speed are just as useful as strength.”
The two female Lemures cried out in unison “Mawashitaro-kun!” The Lemur man looked human enough, except that he was wearing a skin-tight human shaped unicorn costume that showed off his well-trained muscles. Over his hands were hoove gloves and his head stuck out of the bottom of the unicorn’s
neck. On his feet were shoes that curled upwards and ended with small red balls. Mawashitaro had a mane of dark green hair and his only attire were tight red bikini shorts with a black spade shape around his crotch area.
Pooko thought ‘Finally, somebody else that is as underdressed as I am!’
Mawashitaro-kun yelled out “Do it now Pooko-chan!”
She replied “Right!”
Elephantano said “No you don’t!”
But Mawashitaro-kun distracted her and yelled “Oh Elephantano! Look over here!” the body building Lemur man began flexing his muscles. Elephantano was distracted the good looking Mawashitaro and sat there ogling at his body. In ten seconds Pooko-chan was finally blown up enough and she whispered to Tenko.
”Tenko-chan, quickly! The bomb!” But Tenko wasn’t listening because she was staring at Mawashitaro as well and was almost drooling, similar to Elephantano. A large sweat drop appeared on Pooko’s head. She said louder “Tenko-chan! Now!”
Tenko finally came out of her trance she said “R-right!” and snapped her fingers. The bomb walked into Pooko-chans blown up stomach and continued walking until it was engulfed by her and only its two feet were sticking out.
Pooko-chan turned and aimed at the still stunned Elephantano but Pooko stopped when she caught sight of Mawashitaro.Pooko-chan stopped and stared at him for several seconds until Tenko snapped her out of it by slapping her on the back and snapped her back to reality with a loud “Hey!”
Pooko-chan responded with a “sorry!” and felt a twinge of guilt for
looking at another man when she had a boyfriend. She then cried out “Oh Elephantano!” Elephantano finally turned her eyes away from the Lemur man in time to see the large bomb coming straight at her.
“OH NO!” she cried before the bomb struck her and exploded. The ground rumbled and shook and made yet even more cracks in the ground. The two Lemur women got down on the ground and covered their heads. When the smoke started to clear, they got back up.
Tenko looked at the street light and was disappointed to see
Mawashitaro-kun gone. “Waaaah!” she cried out “He didn’t get to stay! I was going to ask him out!”
Pooko-chan thought that Mawashitaro was a bit of a weirdo but she mentally thanked him for his assistance. Pooko then told Tenko to calm down and reminded her that they had more important things to worry about.
Tenko stopped and got serious again and apologized. When the smoke cleared, Elephantano got up. Almost her entire ball shell was gone and all that remained was her large arc shaped head. “Damn!” she said while bending down and picking up pieces of her shell. “It’s going to take me three weeks to re-grow my ball form!”
Pooko then loomed her balloon body over her now human-sized
cousin-in-law. “That’s too bad,” she said. “It’s funny how my balloon skin, if cut, can heal itself in a few minutes while your big strong armor takes several weeks to regenerate. Now then...do you surrender?” Pooko-chan then loomed even closer to Elephantano, threatening to engulf her into her girth. Elephantano sighed.
“All right then, you win. I surrender.” Pooko-chan gave a little “phew” and blew herself back down to normal size. She then quickly pulled her panties back up from her knees again. She certainly wasn’t going to ever forget that.
Tenko said “Well, I’m tired. Say… What happened to Tigerseye and
Hawkseye?”
Pooko-chan answered her and said “Who cares? I hope both those jerks beat each other up.”
Donkanko finally woke up and pulled herself out of the crater “Ow… I wonder who won?” Elephantano closed her eyes.
“Well, I hope Tigerseye lost, seeing how WE lost.” Donkanko started to say something when the lower part of her leotard fell down around her ankles. With a squeal, she quickly pulled it back up around her waist. She had forgotten that Pooko-chan had ripped her leotard into two.
Pooko-chan remembered and mutter a “Sorry about that!”
Donkanko just shook her blonde hair back and made a little “hmph” sound while holding up her new waistband-less bikini with one hand. Suddenly, the four Lemur women heard arguing voices above them.
“Look, it doesn’t count! He showed up so it’s a draw!” said one of the voices.
“No way! It counts fair and square! There is no rules about
intervention!” said the other.
“Yes there is! In a duel like this, there are rules!” said the first.
The four looked up and saw Tigerseye and Hawkseye floating down to them. They all expected the two to be beaten and bruised but the two looked like they hadn’t done any fighting. The two landed and continued to argue until finally Hawkseye gave up and said “Fine! Here’s the two hundred dollars! You win!”
Pooko strolled up to the two and said “What’s going on!?”Tigerseye just glanced at her.
“Ah, Pooko. I challenged Hawkseye on a bet to see who had the
better Lemures and thanks to you and Tenko proved it and got me two hundred.” The four were shocked! All this fighting was just over a stupid bet!?
Tenko yelled out “Wait a minute! You’re not allowed to have bets and involve your workers like that!”
Elephantano added her own two cents “Yeah! We’re going straight to the head boss Zirconia and tell her what you’ve done!” Hawkseye smirked
“Yeah? And how are you going to prove that?” Hawkseye and Tigerseye were surprised to suddenly hear a replay of their argument. Zirconia could hear every word that they said as if she had listened to it. Donkanko was holding a tape recorder in her hand.
Pooko-chan was, for the first time, glad about Donkanko’s eccentric habit of always recording everything every place she went. Dankanko said “Now then...you two were saying something about proof?”
Tigerseye and Hawkseye quickly got on their hands and knees and they both said “Please please please! Maybe we can discuss this talk about things that we could get for you to make your work easier!” The four Lemur woman smiled.
Elephantano said “In ten minutes, meet us in the break room of the
circus. We’ll negotiate there and then!”
The two men went “Thank you! Thank you for showing us your mercy! You beautiful women you-“ Pooko-chan cut them off.
“Get going!”
The two teleported to their base and Elephantano disappeared too.
Donkanko turned to Tenko and Pooko.
“Hurry, you guys!” she said and teleported as wel while muttering "Ten mintues! That's hardly enough time to shower and chance clothes! Stupid torn leotard!l.
Tenko turned to Pooko.
“Thanks for working with me.” Pooko shook her head.
“No, thank you for those kind words. I guess I was wrong about you.”
The two shook hands and said “Peace.”
Tenko said “Well, shall we get going?”
Pooko said “Ugh. I can’t. I desperately need a shower and I’ve got
other plans. But here, take this list with you as my demands. I wrote these up a while ago and I always carry a copy of them."”
Pooko handed Tenko a piece of paper at the top she noticed that the number one demand was “In the case of my clothes tearing in a balloonization situation, I will be allowed time to bring a set of clothing with me. NO MATTER WHAT!”
Tenko nodded and said “Sure! I’ll mention these. Especially that first one ”
“Thanks.”
Tenko then said “Bye!” and thanked her again before teleporting away.
Pooko-chan sighed and stretched her body for a few minutes. She looked down at her sneakers, which where surprising undamaged during the entire battle. She said out loud “All right, time to get home!” to herself and walked off.
“NYAH! Pooko-chan is MUCH prettier than you are!”
Elephantano roared out “WHAT! THAT’S NOT TRUE!!!” Elephantano’s face turned bright red with rage and she charged toward Tenko-chan. Tenko quickly turned away and began running toward the half-destroyed building.
Tenko’s feet pounded the ground while Elephantano’s body rolled and tore at the ground. Finally, Tenko-chan stopped in front of a wall that had huge hole torn into it. Tenko turned around and stood facing the incoming juggernaut. Elephantano sped up.
“Heh heh! So you realized that you can’t win?”
Tenko-chan simply said “This is part of my plan.”
Just when the Ball Lemur got so close to Tenko, that she could have reached out and touched her, Tenko did a series of back flips out of harm’s way. Elephantano couldn’t stop herself and she didn’t try very hard to. However, she didn’t know about the huge net of chains that Tenko-chan had hidden in the shadows of the hole. The Ball Lemur got caught in the chain net made from strands of Tenko’s brown hair and was finally stopped. Elephantano simply sniffed.
“A net of chains is supposed to stop me!? I’ll just back out of them.”
But then, on Tenko’s mental command, dozen and dozens more chains leapt out of the shadows and tied themselves around the huge ball Lemur. The other ends of the chains then buried themselves into the ground, wall, rocks; anything they could reach. Elephantano was now imprisoned by chains. She tried to break free but she was having trouble moving.
‘Damn!’ she thought, ‘it’s going to take me some time to get out of
this.’ But then she said “Very clever, Tenko. But this will not beat me!”
However, Tenko-chan was not listening; she was running towards her ally, Pooko-chan. “Pooko-chan!” she cried out. “Listen, I need your help.”
Pooko-chan got up and wiped her tears away and asked “How can I help? I can’t beat her and your bombs don’t hurt her.”
Before Tenko could reply, there was loud tearing of metal from behind her. She turned and saw many of the chains breaking free from their holding points. Elephantano laughed out loud. “Ha ha ha ha! See? Even all those chains couldn’t hold me for very long!”
But Tenko smiled sweetly and said “True, but I was expecting that.
Because I have about 12 bombs rigged around and beneath you so that if they felt the pressure change of even ONE chain breaking, they would all go off a once.” Elephantano was stunned
“12 bombs...” She started when she heard a click and was engulfed in an explosion as all twelve bombs went off at once. The explosion also caused more of the building to rain down on the area that Elephantano was in. Tenko quickly turned back to Pooko-chan.
“She can be injured! Remember she got cracked on her stomach? Those twelve bombs are sure to cause even more cracks on her body. She should be weaker now. All I need is one more bomb.”
Pooko-chan replied “Okay do you have any more?”
“Nope.”
Pooko-chan screamed out: “Then we’re done for!”
Tenko said “Hold on! I meant I’m out of THOSE smaller bombs. I have
just the bomb to finish this.”
At that, Tenko gave a whistle and of the back of the Yuka tower came a bomb the size of a beach ball. The bomb walked on two legs and came over to the two Lemures. Pooko-chan was dumbstruck by the bomb. Tenko-chan said “This is the bomb that will win this.”
“What should we do” Pooko asked.
“Quickly! Blow yourself up! You’re going to launch this right at your
ugly cousin-in-law!” Tenko told her. Without a word, Pooko-chan quickly began to blow herself up again. She needed about thirty more seconds to be large enough to wield the bomb.
Unexpectedly, the rubble that had buried Elephantano began to move and the Ball Lemur burst out of it. Pieces of metal flew everywhere in every different direction. Elephantano roared “How dare you make me feel fear even for a second? And how dare you hurt me!”
Elephantano now had cracks all over her body from Tenko’s trap. Pooko whispered that she needed twenty more seconds while her face was engulfed into her bloating body. Elephantano charged at the two but more chains came out of the ground and wrapped around her. The chains only slowed her down for a few seconds before she tore them out of the ground. The
enraged ball Lemures speed right toward Tenko and Pooko. Pooko-chan cried out “Run Tenko! I still need fifteen more seconds!”
Tenko-chan yelled back “NO! I’m not leaving my comrade!”
“I told you! You can’t beat me!” laughed Elephantano. Abruptly, a pole stretched out of nowhere and struck Elephantano in her right eye, causing her to halt her attack and close the stinging eye.
“Wha? Who did that?” Tenko and Pooko turned in the direction of the pole. Tenko gave a joyful squeal and even Pooko gasped and felt a little joyed to see the unexpected helper. The Carousel Lemur
man, Mawashitaro-kun, stood on a bent street light and said “You rely too much on brute strength. These two beautiful women have realized that brains and speed are just as useful as strength.”
The two female Lemures cried out in unison “Mawashitaro-kun!” The Lemur man looked human enough, except that he was wearing a skin-tight human shaped unicorn costume that showed off his well-trained muscles. Over his hands were hoove gloves and his head stuck out of the bottom of the unicorn’s
neck. On his feet were shoes that curled upwards and ended with small red balls. Mawashitaro had a mane of dark green hair and his only attire were tight red bikini shorts with a black spade shape around his crotch area.
Pooko thought ‘Finally, somebody else that is as underdressed as I am!’
Mawashitaro-kun yelled out “Do it now Pooko-chan!”
She replied “Right!”
Elephantano said “No you don’t!”
But Mawashitaro-kun distracted her and yelled “Oh Elephantano! Look over here!” the body building Lemur man began flexing his muscles. Elephantano was distracted the good looking Mawashitaro and sat there ogling at his body. In ten seconds Pooko-chan was finally blown up enough and she whispered to Tenko.
”Tenko-chan, quickly! The bomb!” But Tenko wasn’t listening because she was staring at Mawashitaro as well and was almost drooling, similar to Elephantano. A large sweat drop appeared on Pooko’s head. She said louder “Tenko-chan! Now!”
Tenko finally came out of her trance she said “R-right!” and snapped her fingers. The bomb walked into Pooko-chans blown up stomach and continued walking until it was engulfed by her and only its two feet were sticking out.
Pooko-chan turned and aimed at the still stunned Elephantano but Pooko stopped when she caught sight of Mawashitaro.Pooko-chan stopped and stared at him for several seconds until Tenko snapped her out of it by slapping her on the back and snapped her back to reality with a loud “Hey!”
Pooko-chan responded with a “sorry!” and felt a twinge of guilt for
looking at another man when she had a boyfriend. She then cried out “Oh Elephantano!” Elephantano finally turned her eyes away from the Lemur man in time to see the large bomb coming straight at her.
“OH NO!” she cried before the bomb struck her and exploded. The ground rumbled and shook and made yet even more cracks in the ground. The two Lemur women got down on the ground and covered their heads. When the smoke started to clear, they got back up.
Tenko looked at the street light and was disappointed to see
Mawashitaro-kun gone. “Waaaah!” she cried out “He didn’t get to stay! I was going to ask him out!”
Pooko-chan thought that Mawashitaro was a bit of a weirdo but she mentally thanked him for his assistance. Pooko then told Tenko to calm down and reminded her that they had more important things to worry about.
Tenko stopped and got serious again and apologized. When the smoke cleared, Elephantano got up. Almost her entire ball shell was gone and all that remained was her large arc shaped head. “Damn!” she said while bending down and picking up pieces of her shell. “It’s going to take me three weeks to re-grow my ball form!”
Pooko then loomed her balloon body over her now human-sized
cousin-in-law. “That’s too bad,” she said. “It’s funny how my balloon skin, if cut, can heal itself in a few minutes while your big strong armor takes several weeks to regenerate. Now then...do you surrender?” Pooko-chan then loomed even closer to Elephantano, threatening to engulf her into her girth. Elephantano sighed.
“All right then, you win. I surrender.” Pooko-chan gave a little “phew” and blew herself back down to normal size. She then quickly pulled her panties back up from her knees again. She certainly wasn’t going to ever forget that.
Tenko said “Well, I’m tired. Say… What happened to Tigerseye and
Hawkseye?”
Pooko-chan answered her and said “Who cares? I hope both those jerks beat each other up.”
Donkanko finally woke up and pulled herself out of the crater “Ow… I wonder who won?” Elephantano closed her eyes.
“Well, I hope Tigerseye lost, seeing how WE lost.” Donkanko started to say something when the lower part of her leotard fell down around her ankles. With a squeal, she quickly pulled it back up around her waist. She had forgotten that Pooko-chan had ripped her leotard into two.
Pooko-chan remembered and mutter a “Sorry about that!”
Donkanko just shook her blonde hair back and made a little “hmph” sound while holding up her new waistband-less bikini with one hand. Suddenly, the four Lemur women heard arguing voices above them.
“Look, it doesn’t count! He showed up so it’s a draw!” said one of the voices.
“No way! It counts fair and square! There is no rules about
intervention!” said the other.
“Yes there is! In a duel like this, there are rules!” said the first.
The four looked up and saw Tigerseye and Hawkseye floating down to them. They all expected the two to be beaten and bruised but the two looked like they hadn’t done any fighting. The two landed and continued to argue until finally Hawkseye gave up and said “Fine! Here’s the two hundred dollars! You win!”
Pooko strolled up to the two and said “What’s going on!?”Tigerseye just glanced at her.
“Ah, Pooko. I challenged Hawkseye on a bet to see who had the
better Lemures and thanks to you and Tenko proved it and got me two hundred.” The four were shocked! All this fighting was just over a stupid bet!?
Tenko yelled out “Wait a minute! You’re not allowed to have bets and involve your workers like that!”
Elephantano added her own two cents “Yeah! We’re going straight to the head boss Zirconia and tell her what you’ve done!” Hawkseye smirked
“Yeah? And how are you going to prove that?” Hawkseye and Tigerseye were surprised to suddenly hear a replay of their argument. Zirconia could hear every word that they said as if she had listened to it. Donkanko was holding a tape recorder in her hand.
Pooko-chan was, for the first time, glad about Donkanko’s eccentric habit of always recording everything every place she went. Dankanko said “Now then...you two were saying something about proof?”
Tigerseye and Hawkseye quickly got on their hands and knees and they both said “Please please please! Maybe we can discuss this talk about things that we could get for you to make your work easier!” The four Lemur woman smiled.
Elephantano said “In ten minutes, meet us in the break room of the
circus. We’ll negotiate there and then!”
The two men went “Thank you! Thank you for showing us your mercy! You beautiful women you-“ Pooko-chan cut them off.
“Get going!”
The two teleported to their base and Elephantano disappeared too.
Donkanko turned to Tenko and Pooko.
“Hurry, you guys!” she said and teleported as wel while muttering "Ten mintues! That's hardly enough time to shower and chance clothes! Stupid torn leotard!l.
Tenko turned to Pooko.
“Thanks for working with me.” Pooko shook her head.
“No, thank you for those kind words. I guess I was wrong about you.”
The two shook hands and said “Peace.”
Tenko said “Well, shall we get going?”
Pooko said “Ugh. I can’t. I desperately need a shower and I’ve got
other plans. But here, take this list with you as my demands. I wrote these up a while ago and I always carry a copy of them."”
Pooko handed Tenko a piece of paper at the top she noticed that the number one demand was “In the case of my clothes tearing in a balloonization situation, I will be allowed time to bring a set of clothing with me. NO MATTER WHAT!”
Tenko nodded and said “Sure! I’ll mention these. Especially that first one ”
“Thanks.”
Tenko then said “Bye!” and thanked her again before teleporting away.
Pooko-chan sighed and stretched her body for a few minutes. She looked down at her sneakers, which where surprising undamaged during the entire battle. She said out loud “All right, time to get home!” to herself and walked off.