Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Bastion's Special ❯ One-Shot
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By: Bastion 
What happens when Bastion tries to blow off some steam? Utter maddness...
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Mystery | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 04.04.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 502 | Visits: 1.5K | Status: Completed
What happens when Bastion tries to blow off some steam? Utter maddness...
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Mystery | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 04.04.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 502 | Visits: 1.5K | Status: Completed
Bastion's Special
aka: A Tall Glass of Weird Served Icy Cold
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"I know now who committed this devious act." Holmes paced about
his private den, confidently puffing on his pipe.
He had his suspect right where he wanted him, and he was going
to expose this criminal like a white skin albano spamming troll
to the harsh reality of the ouside world.
"It was..." Holmes had learned the fine chinese art of extending
his climax, so his partners could experience more joy from the
sensation.
"The butler!" Holmes pointed his slender finger directly at the fopish,
balding man in the Cliche Butler Outfit #2 (tm) sitting in audience with
him.
The Butler stammered. "But, but-"
Holmes would have none of it. "But my ass. You commited this
grievious crime and for that you must be punish!"
The Butler's eyes filled with horror as he saw Holmes take out
an object from his pocket. "No. No, anything but that!"
Holmes threw the henshin stick over his head.
"ENGLISH SPICE POWER!"
In a dazzling display of lights, glitter, and other fantsy special
effects, Holmes turned into a rather busty, cute young girl in a
scandalously short skirt and constricting bodice, one that most
men would drool over, but since this is a PC fic, a man must view
women as people and not objects.... Mmmmm, objects
argghhhhhhhh <drool>.
"I am Spicy Loon! And in the name of all the Loons, I will punish
you!" The girl stuck a few obscene poses before taking a dramatic
one.
The Butler shook his head in disbelief as he noticed something
black snake around the girl's body.
The girl grinned the Cute Girl in the Short Skirt Grin (tm) and
raised her hand. "LICKERISH WHIP ZIP!"
'I do hope does eventually get over this fetish of his.... I'm not enjoying
it like I used to.' The Butler thought just moments before the sweet
crack of the whip hit his backside......
*ian-d*
Notes:
Just thought I'd let you people know I'm still alive and writing. I haven't given up on
*any* of my projects. That's assuming you folks *want* me to continue those projects.
In fact, maybe you folks would prefer I *stop* those projects in which case I'll continue anyway
just to spite you all! BWHAHAHA! ;p
Ahem, seriously, people, I hope you got a kick out of this.
Bastion
Disclaimer:
Sailor Moon is owned by Naoko Takeuchi and in America by DIC and a whole bunch of other
companies.
aka: A Tall Glass of Weird Served Icy Cold
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"I know now who committed this devious act." Holmes paced about
his private den, confidently puffing on his pipe.
He had his suspect right where he wanted him, and he was going
to expose this criminal like a white skin albano spamming troll
to the harsh reality of the ouside world.
"It was..." Holmes had learned the fine chinese art of extending
his climax, so his partners could experience more joy from the
sensation.
"The butler!" Holmes pointed his slender finger directly at the fopish,
balding man in the Cliche Butler Outfit #2 (tm) sitting in audience with
him.
The Butler stammered. "But, but-"
Holmes would have none of it. "But my ass. You commited this
grievious crime and for that you must be punish!"
The Butler's eyes filled with horror as he saw Holmes take out
an object from his pocket. "No. No, anything but that!"
Holmes threw the henshin stick over his head.
"ENGLISH SPICE POWER!"
In a dazzling display of lights, glitter, and other fantsy special
effects, Holmes turned into a rather busty, cute young girl in a
scandalously short skirt and constricting bodice, one that most
men would drool over, but since this is a PC fic, a man must view
women as people and not objects.... Mmmmm, objects
argghhhhhhhh <drool>.
"I am Spicy Loon! And in the name of all the Loons, I will punish
you!" The girl stuck a few obscene poses before taking a dramatic
one.
The Butler shook his head in disbelief as he noticed something
black snake around the girl's body.
The girl grinned the Cute Girl in the Short Skirt Grin (tm) and
raised her hand. "LICKERISH WHIP ZIP!"
'I do hope does eventually get over this fetish of his.... I'm not enjoying
it like I used to.' The Butler thought just moments before the sweet
crack of the whip hit his backside......
*ian-d*
Notes:
Just thought I'd let you people know I'm still alive and writing. I haven't given up on
*any* of my projects. That's assuming you folks *want* me to continue those projects.
In fact, maybe you folks would prefer I *stop* those projects in which case I'll continue anyway
just to spite you all! BWHAHAHA! ;p
Ahem, seriously, people, I hope you got a kick out of this.
Bastion
Disclaimer:
Sailor Moon is owned by Naoko Takeuchi and in America by DIC and a whole bunch of other
companies.