Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Bikers and Babes ❯ Prologue - Part Four ( Chapter 3 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Author's Notes: As your reading this section please use your imagination to situations that may not seem realistic.
- Sere-chan
Disclaimers: Standard Sailor Moon disclaimer's apply.
Bikers and Babes
by Sere-chan ( tuxiesrabbit@msn.com )
Prologue - Part Four
"Would you like anything to drink while you're waiting for your pizza," asked Lita.
"I'm fine for right now," replied Darien.
"Okay, I'll put the order in and be back in a few," said Lita.
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< Bathroom >
"So, it looks like you have found a replacement for Max. He didn't have an interest in you I'd snag him up for myself," gushed Lita.
"Like I care. And he tips with funny money," commented Serena.
"What type of funny money, Sere," asked Lita.
Serena pulled out the red fifty dollar bill and showed Lita.
"Oh my god, Sere! That's not funny money, it's a Canadian fifty dollar bill," laughed Lita.
"A what," yelled Serena.
"Okay, I know this must sound stupid, but when I set up shop here. And since it's so close to the US and Canadian border, Amy said that it would be in my best interest to except both. And she devised a chart for me of the prices and how much change to give them back in our money if they perfered it or in their own," responded Lita.
"And I should be thrilled over this fifty dollar play money tip," questioned Serena.
"At least he didn't give you a Loony or a Toony for a tip. If I was you I'd be crawling all over him in appreciation of that tip," replied Lita.
"According to you Lita, showing appreciation equals having sex with the guy," deadpanned Serena.
"Well, he's waiting on you and I'd hurry up," winked Lita as she left.
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"Here's you order, Sir," said Lita.
"Thank You! And where's your friend? You said that she was here," commented Darien.
"Hey, Sere! Get out here or did you fall in," yelled Lita.
Serena finally emerged from the bathroom with a mean look on her face that was mostly meant for Lita.
"No, I haven't fall yet, but if you'd like me too, Lita. I'll go back," snapped Serena.
"I see your friend is busy. I'll just figure something out my own," said Darien as he turned to walk out.
"Lita, next time I see you you're dead," threatened Serena as she left after the guy.
And laughed to herself as Serena left.
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"Here let me help you with that," said Serena.
"Why? You didn't want to back there," replied Darien.
"Well, you don't have the magic bag to carry the pizza in like I do," exclaimed Serena.
"I see. Just give it me and then I'll be on way," commented Darien.
"I would, but then I wouldn't have a chance to get to you," stated Serena.
"Maybe we'll run into each again," said Darien then he noticed a bunch of guys surrounding both bikes. "GET AWAY FROM THOSE BIKES!!"
Darien ran towards the bikes as Serena ran after Darien.
The guys left both bikes and took off. Darien who didn't bother to look first put his key in the ignition, but nothing happened. He looked towards Serena and saw her messing with her bike.
"Would you at least go after them," he yelled.
"My bike has the same problem your's does. You can't bypass the ignition and start it up with a killz system," Serena yelled back.
"A what," Darien repeated in shock.
"All the newer bikes come with a factory installed killz system. If you try to bypass the ignition, you know as in hot wire it, it won't work," answered Serena.
"And how do we fix this," asked Darien.
"First you get out of my light, then I'll fix the wiring," snapped Serena.
To Be Continued ...
Loony - a gold $1 Canadian coin, it's a little bigger than a US quarter.
Toony - a silver $2 Canadian coin with a golden center the size of a US nickel, the coin as whole is about the same size of a loony
killz system - anti-theif device that makes a car harder to steal.
- Sere-chan
Disclaimers: Standard Sailor Moon disclaimer's apply.
Bikers and Babes
by Sere-chan ( tuxiesrabbit@msn.com )
Prologue - Part Four
"Would you like anything to drink while you're waiting for your pizza," asked Lita.
"I'm fine for right now," replied Darien.
"Okay, I'll put the order in and be back in a few," said Lita.
************************************************************ ************
< Bathroom >
"So, it looks like you have found a replacement for Max. He didn't have an interest in you I'd snag him up for myself," gushed Lita.
"Like I care. And he tips with funny money," commented Serena.
"What type of funny money, Sere," asked Lita.
Serena pulled out the red fifty dollar bill and showed Lita.
"Oh my god, Sere! That's not funny money, it's a Canadian fifty dollar bill," laughed Lita.
"A what," yelled Serena.
"Okay, I know this must sound stupid, but when I set up shop here. And since it's so close to the US and Canadian border, Amy said that it would be in my best interest to except both. And she devised a chart for me of the prices and how much change to give them back in our money if they perfered it or in their own," responded Lita.
"And I should be thrilled over this fifty dollar play money tip," questioned Serena.
"At least he didn't give you a Loony or a Toony for a tip. If I was you I'd be crawling all over him in appreciation of that tip," replied Lita.
"According to you Lita, showing appreciation equals having sex with the guy," deadpanned Serena.
"Well, he's waiting on you and I'd hurry up," winked Lita as she left.
************************************************************ ************
"Here's you order, Sir," said Lita.
"Thank You! And where's your friend? You said that she was here," commented Darien.
"Hey, Sere! Get out here or did you fall in," yelled Lita.
Serena finally emerged from the bathroom with a mean look on her face that was mostly meant for Lita.
"No, I haven't fall yet, but if you'd like me too, Lita. I'll go back," snapped Serena.
"I see your friend is busy. I'll just figure something out my own," said Darien as he turned to walk out.
"Lita, next time I see you you're dead," threatened Serena as she left after the guy.
And laughed to herself as Serena left.
************************************************************ ************
"Here let me help you with that," said Serena.
"Why? You didn't want to back there," replied Darien.
"Well, you don't have the magic bag to carry the pizza in like I do," exclaimed Serena.
"I see. Just give it me and then I'll be on way," commented Darien.
"I would, but then I wouldn't have a chance to get to you," stated Serena.
"Maybe we'll run into each again," said Darien then he noticed a bunch of guys surrounding both bikes. "GET AWAY FROM THOSE BIKES!!"
Darien ran towards the bikes as Serena ran after Darien.
The guys left both bikes and took off. Darien who didn't bother to look first put his key in the ignition, but nothing happened. He looked towards Serena and saw her messing with her bike.
"Would you at least go after them," he yelled.
"My bike has the same problem your's does. You can't bypass the ignition and start it up with a killz system," Serena yelled back.
"A what," Darien repeated in shock.
"All the newer bikes come with a factory installed killz system. If you try to bypass the ignition, you know as in hot wire it, it won't work," answered Serena.
"And how do we fix this," asked Darien.
"First you get out of my light, then I'll fix the wiring," snapped Serena.
To Be Continued ...
Loony - a gold $1 Canadian coin, it's a little bigger than a US quarter.
Toony - a silver $2 Canadian coin with a golden center the size of a US nickel, the coin as whole is about the same size of a loony
killz system - anti-theif device that makes a car harder to steal.