Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Bishounen no Mori ❯ Welcome, New Servants! Let's Get Lazy ( Chapter 8 )

Hi, minna-saaaaan! Look, another episode! Enjoy (If you can ^_^;;)

Disclaimer: *Singing to "Mary Had a Little Lamb* Characters by Ta-ke-u chi-Na-o -ko-sa-ma. Only the plot-line is mine, this is a fan-fic. *Bows, runs of stage as people throw things and demand their money back*

Completed: 10/11/98 (Last revision: 2001.09.23)* * * * * * * * * *

Bishounen no Mori

Episode 8: Welcome, New Servants! Let's Get Lazy.

Written by: *Sigh* If I ask myself this one more time, I will scream!* * * * * * * * * *

In a bright flash, Fish Eye and his three new...uh, love slaves (^_^;;) appear in the living room of the little house in the middle of the Crystal Forest. The other bishounen look up surprised (Except for Nephrite and Tiger's Eye, who are passed out on the floor).

"Hey!" Zoisite yells, "We told you that if you brought someone back with you, then we could kill you!" He gleefully conjures up an ice crystal and aims it at Fish Eye and the Three Lights.

"Nuh uh! You said if I brought Mamo-chan back, you could kill me. But these people don't look like Mamo-chan, now do they?" He grins smugly.

Zoisite pouts. "Damn, so close..."

Kunzite looks at the Three Lights. "Hey, aren't those the guys who were performing at the karaoke bar? The Tree Rights or something?"

"That's the Three Lights," Seiya says, now letting go of Fish Eye. "I'm Seiya, and these are my brainwashed buddies, Taiki and Yaten."

"More brainwashed people? This is stupid..." Zoisite says. "How do we know they won't be as annoying as Mamoru?"

"Oh, pleeeease give them a chance. I promise, give them a day and you'll love them."

"How can you tell us to give them a day when you haven't even known them for a day either?" Hawk's Eye says.

"Well....ummm, I'll make sure they help out. Yeah yeah, they'll be like...servants."

"Servants, eh?" Zoisite's ears perk up. "All right, that means I won't have to do any chores while I'm here!" He looks at Nephrite sprawled out on the floor. "Hey, servants! Take this guy outside. He's ruining the decor of the room."

"We can not do that," Taiki and Yaten reply in monotone. "We can only obey orders given by our master, Fish Eye-sama."

"Well, what good are servants if they won't do what I say?" Zoisite conjures up another ice crystal.

"No, wait! I'll make them obey you..." Fish Eye sighs, and turns to Taiki and Yaten. "I command you two to obey the other residents of this house, also," he says unenthusiastically.

"Yes, Fish Eye-sama." With that, they pick up Nephrite, open the door and throw him out onto the lawn.

"Hmm, I could get used to having servants," Zoisite says, leaning back and putting his feet on the table. "Could you two get me something to drink now?"

"As you wish." They head off towards the kitchen (Interesting that they know where it is, even though no one told them o_O;;).

"And get something for Kunzite-sama, too!" he yells after them.

"As you wish."

Fish Eye sighs. If Zoisite wears them out doing little tasks, then they won't be able to (*Cough*) perform very well later. Well, at least he has Seiya, who seems willing to do what Fish Eye wants without brainwashing.

Taiki and Yaten return. "We are afraid we can not get the drinks. There is no food left in the kitchen."

"No food?" Zoisite yells. "Who ate it all?"

Everyone else sweatdrops, not daring to say anything. They're all afraid what Zoisite will do to them if they remind him that he ate it all himself...

Zoisite coughs, not liking how the others are looking at him. "Well, we need food. You two will need to go to the store."

"How can they go to the store? They don't know how to teleport to Earth," Fish Eye complains. He doesn't want them to leave.

"Well, then someone should take them." Zoisite looks around the room. "I wonder who should go..."

"Why don't you go?" Fish Eye says, glaring at Zoisite.

"Are you kidding me? Someone as great as I should not be wasting my precious energy grocery shopping!"

"But you go clothes shopping all the time. How is this any different?" Jadeite asks.

Zoisite pats Jadeite on the head. "Poor, stupid Jadeite. Maybe the first time you try on a dress you'll understand." Needless to say, (But I'm saying it anyway ^o^) everyone sweatdrops again. "Why don't you go, Jadeite?"

Jadeite thinks for a second (buzzzzz...*snap* ouch...Oh wait, that's my thought process, not Jadeite's ^_^;;). "Well, I guess so. I don't really have anything better to do."

Zoisite smirks. He likes having control over everyone. It makes him feel powerful, even more powerful than Kunzite. He gets ideas about trying to control Kunzite later that night...^_- "Then go. Now!" Jadeite glares at Zoisite's smirk. He grabs Taiki and Yaten and they disappear.

Fish Eye sighs.

"Oh, what are you sighing about? You still have one boy-toy left!" Zoisite says.

"You know, Zoisite, you've been acting really bitchy and all-mighty the whole time you've been here! I'm sick of it! You're living in our house, and you don't control us!" Fish Eye snaps, angry that Taiki and Yaten are gone.

Zoisite looks at him, ready to fly into a rage. "What the hell are you talking about? I'm being nice to all of you!" Zoisite tries to fly at Fish Eye, but Kunzite grabs him.

"Ummm, Zoisite, honey, I think it's time you went to sleep. You're not making sense anymore," Kunzite says, stroking his hair.

Zoisite looks at him through tear-filled eyes. "But...but I'm hungry!" he whines, throwing his arms around Kunzite.

"Don't worry. When the food gets here, you can have all you want. But for now, let's go to bed."

Zoisite sniffs. "OK."

Kunzite picks up Zoisite and takes him up to the bedroom to...sleep (Yeah, that's it...sleep *cough*).

So now, only the Trio plus Seiya still remain in the living room (Although Tiger's Eye is unconscious). They stand there for a second. Someone coughs. Finally, Hawk's Eye decides to start a conversation.

"So, Seiya...uhhh, why aren't you brainwashed?" That's the only thing he can think of to say.

"Because Fish Eye was so charming. I was instantly mesmerized by him." He smiles and hugs Fish Eye, who blushes.

Hawk's Eye gives Fish Eye a look that says he is very suspicious of Seiya. Fish Eye's look back to him says that he's suspicious too, but he wants to find out if he really is up to something before making accusations.

"Oh," Hawk's Eye says to Seiya out loud. "Well, while you're here, what are you planning on doing?"

Seiya thinks for a second. "Oh, let's say I'm going to be...cleaning up the place a bit." He gets a strange look in his eyes for a minute, but then returns to normal. Fish Eye doesn't notice the look, but Hawk's Eye does, and it makes him even more suspicious...

'This guy is up to something, no doubt, but I don't know what...we're going to have to watch him really closely..." Hawk's Eye says to Fish Eye telepathically.

'Don't worry. I'm going to be watching him really closely, if you know what I mean.' Fish Eye's look makes Hawk's Eye gag mentally. He can't believe that even though they both know Seiya is up to something, Fish Eye still plans on sleeping with him...

Seiya doesn't like the way that Fish Eye and Hawk's Eye are looking ay each other...he fears they may be communicating telepathically, so he decides to get Fish Eye out of there. "Well, Fishy, I'm tired now. I think we should go to bed."

"But aren't we going to wait for Taiki and Yaten to get back?"

Seiya grins and picks him up. "Well, I think we should get to know each other first, then those two can join when they get back." Hawk's Eye rolls his eyes, Fish Eye grins, and Seiya carries him upstairs to Fish Eye's bedroom (Once again, it's strange that he knows the way with out being told).

Now only Hawk's Eye and Tiger's Eye remain in the living room. Hawk's Eye props his feet up on Tiger's Eye's unconscious body. "Well, Tiger's Eye, I guess our lives will never get back to normal..." He picks up the TV Guide and looks for something interesting to watch.* * * * * * * * * *

Meanwhile, in a grocery store in Tokyo...

"Would these canned noodles be a good choice for eating?" Taiki asks.

"Yes, I believe they would be," Yaten replies.

"Fine. Then I will put them into the shopping cart that one of our new masters, Jadeite-sama, is piloting."

Jadeite puts his face in his hands. He finds it really embarrassing to be walking around with these two as they talk to each other in monotone and discuss every item they see. He doesn't like the strange looks the other shoppers are giving him.

Yaten picks up a package. "Do you think these pre-packaged cookies would be..."

"Yes!! Yes, just put them in the damn shopping cart!" Jadeite yells. With them discussing every item on the shelf, it has taken them 15 minutes just to get half-way through the first aisle.

"Oh my, I seem to have upset one of our new masters, Jadeite-sama," Yaten says, the tone of his voice and the look on his face remaining unchanged. "Please, forgive me, Jadeite-sama. Are you going to report me to our main master, Fish Eye-sama?"

Jadeite sighs. "No, no. It's just that I usually shop much faster than this."

"Then please, Jadeite-sama, since you are piloting the shopping cart, please show us the error of our ways. Show us how to shop correctly," Taiki says.

"Well, OK." Jadeite rushes down all of the aisles, shoving various items into the cart (Think of the show Supermarket Sweep ^_^). Taiki and Yaten look on.

"Oh, are you sure that everyone will like the food items you have put into the shopping cart?" Yaten asks.

"Sure. With so many people in the house, someone is bound to like at least a few of the things I bought. And Zoisite'll eat anything."

"You are so wise, Jadeite-sama. I wish we could be as smart as you," Taiki says.

"Uhh, yeah," Jadeite says laughing a bit, putting a hand behind his head. "Well now, let's go back to the forest." The three of them duck into an empty aisle and teleport back into the living room, shopping cart and all.* * * * * * * * * *

"Mmm, Kunzite-sama..." Zoisite moans as Kunzite kisses his neck.

"Zoisite..." After the day they've had, Kunzite is happy to finally be alone with Zoisite again...

Suddenly, Zoisite stiffens (Uhhh, that doesn't mean what you're thinking, hentai!). "Did you feel that, Kunzite-sama?"

"Feel what?" he mumbles into Zoisite's neck.

"I just felt Jadeite, Taiki and Yaten teleport back into the house! The food is here!" Zoisite yells gleefully and puts a bathrobe on.

"But Zoisite..." Kunzite tries to get Zoisite to stay, but he's already out of the room and down the stairs by the time Kunzite can blink. He's sighs and decides to go downstairs, too...

The second that Jadeite, Taiki and Yaten appear in the living room, Zoisite is already there drooling. Before anyone can stop him, Zoisite jumps into the shopping cart, grabbing food and ripping open packages. Kunzite arrives downstairs, wearing a lovely pair of boxers, and sighs when he sees Zoisite.

"Come on honey...I think most of those things would be better if you cooked them...You don't want to get food poisoning, do you?" Kunzite says, rolling the shopping cart into the kitchen. Once there, he pulls Zoisite out, who is now shoving cookies into his mouth. With Zoisite out of the way, the others get a chance to get some food, which they actually cook, unlike Zoisite.

Hawk's Eye has also come into the kitchen. He notices the kitchen table. "Hey, this isn't the one we had before."

Kunzite coughs. "Don't you remember? Zoisite and I...umm, broke yours, so Zoisite picked out a new one. Do you like it?"

Hawk's Eye looks at it carefully. "Yeah, I like it...but I bet Fish Eye is going to be mad knowing Zoisite picked it out...why do they hate each other, anyway?"

"I don't know. They just seemed to be instant rivals since the moment they met..." Kunzite says, looking thoughtful. "I'm not sure what the reason is...well, their first fight was over who was the prettiest...I think they're just too much alike."

"Yes, maybe they don't feel so unique anymore when they're around each other..." Hawk's Eye says, also looking thoughtful, as he nibbles some food (Ooh, maybe Hawk's Eye and Kunzite should consider careers in psychology ^_^).

A few minutes later, Zoisite has eaten all he can handle. "Come on, Kunzite-sama! Let's go back upstairs!" He starts dragging him away.

"I enjoyed talking with you, Hawk's Eye!" Kunzite yells as he gets dragged up the stairs.

"Yes. We should do it again sometime!" Hawk's Eye is glad to be making friends with at least one of the new people in his house. Since he's finished eating, he decides to go to bed himself.

"Fish Eye-sama is waiting for us. We must go to bed as well," Taiki and Yaten say, as they head upstairs.

Since Nephrite is sleeping on the lawn, Jadeite gets to sleep on the couch. Thus, another day in the Crystal Forest ends. Everything is peaceful...but, of course, you all know that the next day will bring more chaos ^_^* * * * * * * * * *

*Sigh* There! Another episode completed! Look, it took me less than two months to write...just one month and twenty-six days ^_^ But I really hope that the writing will go faster now, because now I've thought up an actual plot line *gasp* Before, I was just making up the fic as I went along. But now I've got a plan for something to happen *grin* Well, anyway, I hope you all stick around for episode 9! It's where you'll discover what Seiya's really up to ^_^ Jaaaaa na!

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