Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Constant Interruptions ❯ Chapter 5: Damn that communicator! ( Chapter 5 )

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Constant Interruptions 5
Damn that Communicator!
by Ree-B
Rating: R
First Season Usa/Mamo Romance Fic
AN: This is the last part! Aren't you excited? This will be the end to this horrible thing I have the nerve to call a story! YEAH!!!!!! Sorry <sheepish shrug> I'll let you read it now. The epilogue is at the end of chapter five. So this is the very last enstallment.

I WISH that I owned Mamo-chan, but unfortunatly I don't. So let wallow in my single-ness with my imaginary money and mangas and don't sue me for them. They are all I have!

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"Mercury bubbles BLAST!"

"Venus love chain ENCIRCLE!"

"Ah ha ha ha ha haaa...!" Malachite stood by as Zoicite laughed at the little sailor scouts. "Is that the
best you can do?"

In a brilliant flash of light, Sailormoon and Tuxedo Kamen appeared in the center of the battlefield
(a.k.a. Usagi's living room). Sailormoon scanned the room quickly to find her mom and Shingo,
cowering in a corner.

"You better not have hurt them, you sons of bitches! Now what are you doing here?!"

"Well, well, well, the little moon brat is trying to be intimidating. And you know, you shouldn't use such
language in front of your FAMILY!"

"What are you saying?" Sailormoon shifted nervously. <How could they know? They couldn't possibly
know!>

"Oh come on. We know who you are, TSUKINO USAGI! You couldn't fool us forever!" At this revelation,
Shingo stood in the corner and exclaimed,

"You mean Odango Atama is Sailormoon? COOL!" Tux chuckled at the kids use of his own nickname
for Usagi.

"Shut up, Shingo!" Sailormoon yelled then turned to Tuxedo Kamen, still beside her. "And you, too. Ya
know, you started that nickname and now it wont go away!" He stepped close to her again.

"Well, you're not Odango anymore because you are my Usako." The handsome man placed a light
kiss on her nose, her cheek, her lips. Then it just went from there, very VERY quickly. Everyone (even
the generals) gapped at the new show of affection between the two super heros. Sailormercury
cleared her throat.

"Um... excuse me but, WHAT is going on here?" screeched Zoicite.

"Arrrrgggggggghhhh!" Sailormoon groaned.

"Can we just get back to fighting?" Jupiter was getting restless.

"You MUST have a death wish but, HOW can I refuse?" With that, Malachite summoned a ball of black
energy between his hands. It gained power as it was thrown to the liplocked couple in the center of
the room. Without breaking his lips from Sailormoon's, Tuxedo Kamen lifted his arm and created a
shield of gold energy around the six superheroes. Malachite's attack just bounced right off. Then as
the trouble passed, Tux lowered his hand to his side. It was then that he pulled back from the blonde
in his arms, a puzzled look on his face.

"How did I...?"

"I don't know, but I could feel it deep within you and me. What could it mean, both of us getting these
new powers?"

"It doesn't matter, Because you will die tonight! Metalia, I envoke thee!" Zoicite sent a black beam at
Tuxedo Kamen. It was Sailormoon's turn to react to save them.

"Noooooo!" She screamed as she shot her own beam of silver power at the advancing energy. The
two collided with equal force. Everyone stood in awe. Then the evil energy started to overtake that of
Sailormoon.

"What's wrong, Usa?" Tuxedo Kamen had stepped up behind her, whispering in her ear. "I know you
can do better that this. I feel it. You have more strength than them, more power, because yours comes
from your heart. And you have enough heart for the whole world to share." He placed his arms upon
hers, his hands on hers. His words echoed through her head, bringing her back to that first dream.
She glanced back to his smiling face hanging over her shoulder, his ebony hair falling in his face.
She concentrated on him, the dream, the meaning, as she felt him pour his power into her. She felt
her chest, her heart, heat up. Then a light burst forth and it was too bright to see anything but pure
energy. Everyone covered thier eyes and the generals shied away from power so pure and righteous.
A perfect crystal emerged from her heart. Instantly a flood of memories pored into her head.
Memories from long ago. it was then that she noticed that she was no longer wearing her fuku, but a
long flowing white dress. And pressed to her back, she could feel cold metal. She turned in his arms
to see Tuxedo mask in full armor.

"Endy!" she squealed. "I can't believe it. My Mamo-chan is my Endy!" Endymion, the prince of the
earth and the one true love of Princess Serenity of the moon kingdom, the heir to the Silver Millenium.

"Sere, it's okay now. I'm not leaving!" They kissed as the light dimed to reveal the two royals wrapped
in each other's arms.

"The princess!" Luna bowed (as much as a cat can). The gererals sighed in defeat and returned to
thier queen to report the revelation.

"I think we should celebrate!" Called Sailorvenus out of nowhere.

"For what?" Mercury exclaimed. "We almost got clobered by Zoicite and Malachite, they know
Sailormoon's identity, AND they know where she lives! What is there to celebrate?!?"

"Duh! We found the princess AND the crystal. This is GREAT!" the blond chimed.

Everyone just gave her the 'What are you on' look. Mars pondered the notion for a second.

"Well, I guess we could go out for coffee or something."

"Sounds good to me, I guess."

"Yeah, let's go."

"Well, I guess I'm out-numbered." Mercury sighed. The girls all detransformed and Sailormoon went
to follow thier lead when Tuxedo Kamen grabbed her wrist.

"Um, Usako... Don't you wear your previous clothes when you detransform?"

"Well, yes, but...?"

"Or lack there of?" he whispered. Realization dawned and she stepped close to him, wrapping her
arms around his neck.

"We'll just have to go back to your place then," she grinned slyly, "And celebrate by ourselves."

"Fine by me. We'll see you girls later." Tuxedo Kamen bent his head to meet her waiting lips. The girls
stood in shock. Sailormoon was kissing, no making out with Tuxedo Kamen, AGAIN. This was just
too much.

"I thought she liked Mamoru-san." Rei stage-vioced to the girls. "I mean, I know she was in love with
Endymion way back when, but do you think she would act on feeling so quickly, especially when we
saw her kissing Mamoru-san."

"They still don't get it. I love you, Mamo-chan. I did long before I found out that I also love Endy." They
placed thier forheads together. "Let's go." They shimmered and were gone from the scene and back
in mamoru's apartment. When they got there, Mamoru found himself detransformed and back in only his
boxers. On the bed lay a butt-naked blonde waiting below him on the bed.

"How did you detransform us?"

"Just one of the tricks I have up my sleeve. Oh wait... I don't have a sleeve. Silly me. Would you like to
see more of my tricks." Mamoru just smiled and connected his lips with her own. His tongue
passionately searched her mouth. His hands formed to her curves. Thier bodies molded together as
Usagi again went for his boxers. Then the worst thing possible happened... Usagi's communicator
went off.

"This can't be happening. We just came from a fight." Mamoru moaned as he rolled his body from hers.
Usagi rolled on top of him and pulled the offending object from her sub-space pocket.

"We'll just have to ignore it." She threw it across the room as things got hot and heavy again. He was
more than happy to oblige her and helped her ' ignore it'. But the communicator sprang open (again)
when it bounced off the floor.

"USAGI? Are you all right. USAGI?!?!?!?!"

"Argh." Usagi got up and went over to the pink object on the floor. She pulled it up to her face as
Mamoru walked up behind her. "What do you want?"

"USA-CHAN!"

"Are you okay?"

"Where are you?"

"Who's behind you?" Mamoru wrapped his arm around her waist protectively and grabbed the
communicator.

"Don't worry, girls. She'll be safe with me." Usagi gave a giggle.

"And what about staying safe FROM you, Mr. Kamen?"

"I don't bite, Ms. Moon... unless, of course, you want me to."

"Ooohh! Kinky!" She turned her attention back to the stunned girls on the tiny screen. "Bye guys. See
you tomorrow."

"But Usagi..." The girls were cut off as the link was closed.

"So, Chiba, what am I gonna do with you? Because of that little scene, the girls are going to pounce on
me tomorrow."

"Am I to be punished, Madam Tsukino?" They resumed thier position on the bed. A grin crossed her
face and she flipped him under her.

"Severly, my love. All... Night... Long!"

"I'm shaking in my boots. Oh wait, I'm not wearing any boots!"

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(AN: I was going to make the epilogue a separate chapter, but it was so short that I decided to
include it at the end of chapter five.)

Epilogue

Usagi was wrapped in her loves arms as they walked to the arcade the next day. The night before had
been incredible. And they were both dreading having to face their friends-slash-sailor senshi. Mamoru
had visions of bodily harm flashing through his head while Usagi thought of how the girls would want to
know ALL of the steamy details that she did NOT want to reveal.

"Mamo-chan? What are we going to tell everyone?" Usagi said, honestly wishing they could keep it a
secret (sneaking around had been so fun!)

"Well, I guess we have to tell them the truth. They ARE your senshi. They just want to protect you."

"I know, but I wish they weren't so nosy and let us be!"

"Calm down, love. Although, I do agree that they should mind their own business sometimes and leave
us alone. Wait! I have an idea!"

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Motoki stood at the counter, wiping down the forever clean surface (AN: b/c that man never stops
cleaning it! He's gonna clean a hole right through it!). The arcade was really crowded today. This would
be good for business. <I wish the arcade had been this busy when Mamoru and Usagi came out of the
back room disheveled the other day. I had a hard time trying to convince people that it had really
happened. But now the place is teeming with gossip about the supposed couple> Just as he scanned
across the arcade he heard the chimes of the door as it slid open to reveal his tall best friend.

"Hey Motoki! What's up?"

"Not much here. What about you? Anything you would have to tell me? Anything concerning you and a
certain blonde?"

"No. Why do you ask?" Mamoru feigned ignorance.

"Well, considering the last time I saw you Usagi had come from the backroom with you and she was
practically undressed!"

"Oh come on! She had one button undone and her hair was messy. But, you know those gambling pots
that you have about what will happen between Usagi and I each day?" Motoki looked uneasy at the question.

"What are you talking about? What gambling pots? Why would people gamble on the two of you anyways?"

"I know they exist, Motoki. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone that I know about them. As long as you do me
a
favor." Mamoru's brow quirked and a sly smile crossed his lips.

"What do you want me to do?" Motoki hesitated.

"Well, what pot has the highest odds? The 'fist fight' pot, the 'steamy french kiss' pot. Come on, tell me which one."

"Well there is a pot with 100 to 1 odds. But it's one that will never win. Some guys made it up when
they were drunk once."

"Just tell me, Motoki."

"Fine! It's the pot called 'Usagi will smack Mamoru across the face and then they kiss' silly, huh?
That will never happen."

"Your right, Motoki. Nothing like that will ever happen. That's why I want you to put 500 dollars in that
pot under an anonymous name."

"What? What are you getting at? That would never happen! Unless the two of you planned it or something!"

"I don't know about that, but I would suggest that you put your own money in that pot as well." Motoki
looked at Mamoru for a second. No words passed between them, but as best friends they spoke
volumes. Pretty soon Motoki ran back to place Mamoru's (and some of his own) money into the
desired pot. Just as he re-emerged from the back, the chimes rang and Usagi stepped into the
Arcade. An unseen glance passed between her and Mamoru. But she did not come and sit down
with him. Instead she went to sit at the Sailor-V game. After a few minutes, Mamoru gave Motoki a
sly grin and headed over to the blonde at the video game. <good thing the arcade is busy today>
Motoki thought <I would have had a hell of a time convincing people that THIS would ever happen!>

Mamoru came up behind Usagi. Leaning in close to her ear, he whispered of the scene they were
about to play out. Suddenly Usagi stood up, screeching her chair against the floor. The entire arcade
was watching now. Speaking in low tones, Mamoru seemed to be pleading with her. Anger filled her
vision as she slapped him hard across the face. The loud smack upon his cheek resounded through
the now completly silent arcade. Everyone was avidly watching for what the 'couple' would do next.
They stared at each other a moment before Maoru decended his lips to hers. The kiss was passionate
and was obviously overacted for the effect. (AN: but as you all know, once these two get started, there
is no end. I can't blame them though. Who would ever want to stop kissing a man a sexy as our
Mamo-chan!) Everyone was stunned. Even the scouts (who had just walked into the arcade to see the
two in a liplock... again...) were amazed at the steamy display in the middle of the VERY public place.
The kiss just got hotter as the couple became engrossed with each other. Mamoru had backed her
over to the counter, pressing himself into her. But then tired of bending to her height, he lifted her
nimbly to the countertop, where he continued the plunging of her mouth. as the kiss FINALLY died
down, the couple became aware of the fact that the entire arcade was staring at them. Mamoru
beammed proudly as the crowd actually started applause as Usagi blushed to her roots. The girls
came over to them, just in awe. But they soon recovered, knowing the all that had been revealed last
night.

"I'm impressed, Mamoru, Usagi." Usagi just blushed even more. But she beamed happily as she
gazed down to Mamoru as he sat down and pulled her from the counter to his lap.

"How much did we win, Mamo-chan?"

"About 5000 dollars! So where would you like to go for spring break? You can pick anywhere." She
thought about it a second. She glanced over to her gaping senshi.

"Um... I want to go to Paris!"

"Your wish is my command, Princess." He kissed her hand lightly and snuggled her into his chest.
"Would you girls stop trying to catch flies in your mouths. You look like a bunch of fish!"

"But what... I mean how... what?" Makoto stuttered.

"What she means is, what happened just now, and how come you have won 5000 dollars?" Ami
translated.

"We planned it, and put money into one of the pots on us." Mamoru stated.

"And they also won me 250 dollars from two other pots!" Mamoru sternly glanced to his friend, angry
that he was not told about these other pots that he could have profitted from. "Hey, I didn't know they
would win!" he said to appease the brute man, "It was the 'kiss on the counter' and 'kiss more than 10
minutes' pots. Now what I would like to know is how it all happened!"

"Us, too." Minako shouted in place for the girls.

"And we mean all of it! Not just the stuff we already know!" Rei put in, not wanting just a replay of last
nights revelation.

"Well, here goes..." Mamoru and Usagi spent the next two hours telling the girls and Motoki what had
happened since summer had ended, leaving out the parts about the senshi (because Motoki was
there) and of course leaving out certain *ahem* details. They had been surprisingly accepting of the
new relationship between the two. Pretty soon, the pots had shifted from the 'enemies of juuban' to
'juuban's steamiest couple'.

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The End

There you go! I hope you all enjoyed it. Let me know what you thought!

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Ree-B