Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ DragonBall T ❯ The Fusion ( Chapter 2 )

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Chapter 2

The Fusion

(On that same distant planet, something is happening)

Wise Man: Oh, my creation! You are beautiful! My own destructive
monster Buu-clone!

Taurus: Yeah, but what is up with this name you've given me? Taurus?
Please!

Wise Man: I created you, you dickhead and you will accept your name
like it is your new best friend, understand?

Taurus: You're really making me mad...give me one of those half-baked
half-wits to absorb before I destroy you.

Wise Man: You can't order me around, you insolent, senile hag!

Taurus: Then you are no use at all. Shut up and die.

(Taurus fires a blast and sends the Wise Man into the Next Dimension)

Taurus: Fool. You were dead the moment you looked me in the eye.

(Taurus laughs mindlessly, and all the Yagabitons shiver in their
cages)

Tsufrujin: m...m...m...mon...mons...monst...MONSTER!!!

Taurus: Which of you called me a monster? If you don't tell me I'll
just have to destroy you all.

(Everyone points at Tsufrujin)

Taurus: So it was you...you bastard. I'm going to hit you with
everything I've got...

(Two figures are whispering to each other whilst Taurus is powering
up)

Minsheruntzu: Prince, you must leave this planet! Go to Planet Earth
and warn the warriors there of what awaits them! You must, Prince
Hashiru, you must...

Hashiru: Minsheruntzu, how will I get there?

Minsheruntzu: I still sense some of Sherutzu's energy...it is slipping
away drastically, but you have enough time to go where his body is
lying and fuse with him...

Hashiru: And what good will that do, smartass?

Minsheruntzu: It will make a world of difference! You can use
Sherutzu's special tech that he learnt when he stole the blue orb from
Planet Yardrat, the Instant Translocation tech, to transport yourself
to Earth!

Hashiru: I'm there! Just don't get yourself killed and we might see
each other again some day! Of course, I won't look the same...I know!
If we ever meet again, I'll just fire a blast at the sky, an invisible
Syogekiha blast of course, and you'll sense it and know it is me!

Minsheruntzu: Bye Hashiru! Don't die on me!

(Hashiru teleports to the place were Sherutzu's body is laying. Risky,
because it is just about 300 metres behind Taurus)

Sherutzu: Prince...we must do something, my brother...fusion...

Hashiru: Here goes!

(Hashiru and Sherutzu fire the Blasts Of Fusion at each other)

Hashirutezu: Haha! I'm a new man! A mix of Hashiru and
Sherutzu...Hashirutezu!

Taurus: Take that, you windbag! Ha! You aren't much of a warrior, are
you Mr Tsufrujin! I think I like your name, even though it is a name
of Yagabiton scum! I think I'll call myself Tsufrujin...it sounds a
lot more attractive, don't you think?

(All the Yagabitons nod furiously)

Tsufrujin: Now I have the name of a pathetic little creature, I might
as well look more like a Yagabiton pest! Which of you wants to be part
of the greatest being in exsistance?

(No-one volunteers)

Hashirutezu: Now is my chance! TO EARTH!

Tsufrujin: Who said that? Well, it isn't very important. I'll pick one
of you to absorb. You: what is your name?

Minsheruntzu: I'm Minsheruntzu, sir.

Tsufrujin: Come up here and be part of me.

(Tsufrujin absorbs Minsheruntzu, and has the appearance of a 15 year
old, muscular boy)

Tsufrujin: There we are, much better than that huge, bulky look I had
before. Anyway, I have no use for any of you. All of you are going to
be spending the rest of eternity in a new home...the Next Dimension!

(Hasirutezu has just arrived on Earth, and as luck would have it he
has landed at the biggest gathering of warriors ever...Goku's 62^nd
birthday bash)

Goku: Wait! Stop the music! Stop the dancing! Stop the mingling! Stop
the eating! Stop everything! We have a...new guest.

Krillin: Awwww...come on Goku...start everything up again! Me, 18 and
Marron were having a great time until this gate crasher came along!

Goku: WHAT IS YOUR NAME.

Hashirutezu: I speak English, Saiyan brother, but I come here to
deliver a message to all warriors on Earth to prepare, for a threat is
approaching.

Vegeta: Did he just call you his `Saiyan brother'? Who the hell are
you, and how do you know that we are Saiyans?

Hashirutezu: Because I, like all Yagabitons, is a part Saiyan and a
part Yago.

Vegeta: Y...Ya...Yagabiton?

Hashirutezu: No time to explain! I am Hashirutezu, and you are all in
grave danger, because the one known as Buu has been cloned and named
Taurus! He destroyed his master because he didn't like his name,
changed it to Tsufrujin, and is now heading towards Earth at 100 times
the speed of light so that ha can kill me, you, destroy the planet and
then proceed by destroying the entire universe!

(Hashirutezu pants, trying to catch his breath)

All but Hashirutezu: Damn.