Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Keeping Up Appearances ❯ Chapter One ( Chapter 1 )

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Keeping Up Appearances

"Don't want to ruin our friendship my ass!" Haruka thought as she lifted the glass to her lips. This was her tenth shot after telling Michiru how she felt about her. She would drink her problems away tonight and pick up the first pretty face that walked in.

"Well, well," she commented softly as a blond sat down at the bar to order a drink. "My distraction has arrived." She ran her hands through her short hair then walked over to the bar.

The blond drowned her drink and ordered another.

"Bad relationship?" Haruka asked as she sat down.

"Don't ask," she replied.

Haruka smirked as she spotted the easy lay. "What are you having?"

"Sex on the beach," she answered as she looked over at Haruka. Her features softened as she realized how handsome her companion was. "What's your name?"

"Haru," Haru answered. "Bartender, I'll have the same."

The bartender nodded as he smirked to himself as though he knew some sort of secret.

"Zoe," she replied. "Been here awhile I see."

"Just wanted to get away," she answered as she started to drink the mixed beverage.

Zoe smiled and leaned over to Haru. "Maybe we can help each other out."

Haru smiled as the potential of a relaxing evening started to become more real. "Maybe."

A couple of hours and several drinks later, the two stumbled into a hotel room and flopped on the bed laughing. Zoe pinned Haru to the bed laughing and kissed her. "You're aggressive aren't you?" Haru asked her voice slurred. "I like that."

"Do you now?" Zoe teased as she started open Haru's shirt. "What the…"

"What is it?" Haru asked as Zoe got off of her and started to back away from her. "You didn't know I was a woman?"

"I thought you were a man by the way you were dressed."

"Well now you know and I can please you better than any man could ever, Zoe," Haruka answered as she moved closer."

"I doubt that," Zoe commented, "and the name's Zoicite."

Haruka's jaw dropped. "You're a man?"

Zoicite nodded as he tried to stand to his feet. "That's right," he laughed as he flopped on the bed again.

"What's so funny?"

"We both were mistook each other for the same sex," Zoicite laughed as he started to roll over on the bed in ironic humor.

Haruka began to laugh as well. It was clear that the alcohol had complete control of them. Any other time they would have been to piss to stick around much less to laugh at their predicament.

Zoicite wiped his eyes and looked at Haruka strangely. "What does it look like?"

"What does what look like?" she asked as gathered her composure.

"Your twat?" Zoicite explained. "I've always wondered why some men found it so alluring about it. I mean I think my ass is just as good."

Haruka wondered the same thing about men as well, but was too proud to ask. "If you show me yours I'll show you mine."

"It's a deal," he replied as he started to unbutton his jeans. Haruka looked at his anatomy strangely as shelooked at his private parts for the first time. She had never seen a penis except in biology class. From what she heard from Serena and the girls, he was quite impressive. She still didn't see the big deal though.

"Well?"

"It's a dick," she answered as she started undo her pants. She pulled them down completely and spread her legs. She couldn't believe that she was letting a man see her. It was freaky yet strangely exciting to be doing something dangerous. "Well?"

"Not better than my ass," Zoicite commented. "Malachite would just die if he knew I was here and what I was doing. He would be so pissed…" Zoicite's thoughts trailed as an idea popped into his cloudy head. He turned his head to Haruka who was laying back on the bed with her legs slightly parted. He gently climbed over to her and slipped his hand between his legs.

Haruka gasped. "What the hell are you doing?" she hissed as she pulled away. "I don't like men."

"I don't like women, but you look like a man and I like a good challenge," he replied as moved closer to her and this time slipped his finger inside of her.

Haruka gasped in shock and was about to punch him when she started to feel the pleasure of what he was doing. She pulled away from him. "Do that again and I'll kill you."

"Whatever," Zoicite smirked as he moved away. "You have nothing to offer me anyway."

"You can't handle me," Haruka retorted. "You'd have to have sex change after being with me once."

"I think someone's either really on their ass drunk or full of shit," Zoicite replied.

Haruka narrowed her eyes in anger. How in heaven was this man going to tell her she wasn't good enough? First Michiru, now a man was turning her down and she wasn't even offering. She was going to make him pay. "I'll show you."

"Huh?" Zoicite asked as Haruka crawled over to him. She placed her hand around his soft member and started to squeeze as she moved her hand along his shaft. She once caught student masturbating in the boy's locker room. She remember how embarrassed he was, where as she was curious. A penis was not such a big deal as far as she was concerned.

A soft moan escaped his lips as he realized that he liked what she was doing. He wasn't about to let her point be proved. He had an idea of his own. Zoicite took one of his hands and slipped two fingers inside of her again. He started to move in and out of her as she pumped him. They each seemed to be trying to out do the other.

Haruka moaned out-loud without thinking as her climax peaked and she started to come down. To her satisfaction, she noticed Zoicite's shivering and his release from her handiwork. The score was still stalemate and she wasn't about to lose to a man. She was going to settle this once and for all. She pushed him down on the bed and straddled him.

"What are you doing?" he asked as he looked up at her pert little breasts. Her large shirt hid them quite effectively. Though small they were large enough to prove her claim.

"I'm going to put an end to this," she replied as she looked down at him. She coaxed him into an erection and settled down on top of them. She grunted a bit from discomfort. She didn't expect pain; of course she never expected to lose her technical virginity.

"That's it," he snorted. It was quite warm and tight. Tighter than he imagined he growing more curious about what some men found interesting about women. He had to admit that it was nicer being inside than the other way around. Malachite was always being the dominant one. He rocked his hips against her slightly to see how it felt.

Haruka felt warm as a wave of pleasure passed through her. She had just grown used to him being inside of her when he started to grind her. She had her own ideas though. She started to grind against him hard.

"Haru," Zoicite moaned lowly. His eyes widened at his response he wasn't about to let her win this. He grabbed her hips and rocked against her harder.

Haruka leaned over into Zoicite's chest this was getting out of hand she was enjoying this entirely too much. "I must be more drunk than I thought," she thought. She wasn't going to let him top her again though. She squeezed her vaginal walls as they moved together closer to the edge.

"No," he whispered lowly as reached the peak his pleasure and was pushed off by her movements. He was determined to take her with him as he thrusted with all his might into her again.

"Shit," she sighed as she felt the orgasm break across her. She arched her back and tensed every muscle with her body. A single tear fell from her eye as she fell against him spent. His now limp penis wriggled free with their now relaxing movements as their exhaustion and drunkenness overcame them and they passed out.

*~*~*~*~*~

Haruka opened her eyes as she felt a familiar aching beating her over the head. She was so hung over she didn't think she ever recover. She swung her legs over the side and looked at the wall. She wasn't sure where she was. All she remembered was storming out of the apartment and meeting someone. She also had some sort of a horrible nightmare but she couldn't remember the details just that it was intense. She put her hands to her head and sighed trying not to move to fast. She felt so sore, especially between her legs. She must have gotten someone with an S&M kick or something. "I guess I better get out of here before she wakes up. I'd hate for this one night stand to get ugly," she thought as she started to gather her clothes. She didn't see her pants on her side of the bed so she walked over to the other side careful not waken her one night lover. She sighed gently when she saw them. "At least she's a looker," she thought as she reached for her jeans. As she picked them up, she noticed a pair of briefs underneath. "How weird," she commented to herself as she put on her jeans. That second two things happened, her memories came flooding back to her in a haze fashion and Zoicite woke up.

"The hell?" they both screamed as they realized what had happened between them.

Haruka got into a defensive stance. "Don't you touch me!"

Zoicite backed away from her and started to get dressed. "I don't like women. I have a boyfriend," he muttered. "I'll never drink again."

"Not a word of this to anyone or I'll kill your punk ass," Haruka threatened.

"Like anyone would believe I lowered myself like that," Zoicite retorted.

They both looked at each other and blushed heavily. They both were feeling very weird about the fact that they screwed each other and liked what happened, but they weren't about to admit to another soul let alone to themselves. Besides neither would have even allowed each other to even get the idea had they been sober. It was the drunken stupor they were in. That's what they would attribute it to.

"How about we go back to our lovers screw them til we go crazy and pretend this never happened," Zoicite asked. "And this was all just a horrible dream."

"Deal," Haruka agreed. She would convince Michiru that they'd be good together. There was no way she was about to die thinking she might be straight and taking a stranger just became extremely dangerous. She walked towards the door as Zoicite opened the door to leave his hand brushed the side of her upper thigh. Haruka bit her lip as she thought about last night and blushed. Zoicite felt a gentle stir of heat from his lower instincts. They both quickly exited the hotel and went in opposite directions in a calm yet frantic pace. They both knew and were very afraid that things were different, but it was all a matter of keeping up appearances.

I think we know who belongs to who, SM characters belong to the wonderful Naoko Takeuchi, who let me borrow her characters for fun and imagination. Everybody else is a figment of my wonderful imagination.