Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Lasarius Chronicles ❯ Chapter Two: Rewriting in prgress. ( Chapter 2 )

"What do you mean that the Digimon won't be reborn??"

Oy. Now it was getting annoying.

"This is the third time i'm explaining this, Daisuke. Davis. Whatever you wanna be called."

Daisuke (self-nicknamed Davis), the 10-year-old leader of the younger Digidestined (Digimon) group sure had a thick skull. Either that, or no brain. It's still being debated. "If the Digimon die, they won't turn into little specs of digital data like in their world. They'll jus plop down dead like humans. Understand now?" Just gotta keep it simple..

"But..Why??"

I felt like banging my head against a wall. Hard. Repeatedly. Donna chuckled a bit from her seat in the auditorium. Well, Selenity called the emergency meeting for this discussion. Now it was only a matter of time before the idiot leaders of the various teams got the information through their thick skull. At my exasperated sigh, Donna took over the explaining. "Davis, the Digimon here are made of flesh and blood just like when you're turned into digital data in their world, so--.." Donna paused at the completely confused look on Davis's face.

Seesh. How did he become leader, anyway?

Donna sighed, "They just do, okay?"

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Following morning, ten AM:

They came, they saw, they got their butts kicked.

At least, that's my interpretation of Ryoko's story on the rescue mission.

Yesterday afternoon, Ryoko, Rattrap, Heero and Espio went on what was origonally a three-hour mission.

They wound up trudging in at about six this morning, all except Ryoko injured horribly, and lacking the reason of the rescue mission. "Where's Dragoon??" Donna really seemed worried about Dragoon, even though she's never met him personally.

Ryoko frowned. "Well, you see.."

I sighed. "He's dead, huh?"

"Um..Yeah." Ryoko looked to the ground with a slight frown. I didn't think Ryoko would be upset over anything like this. She is a proud-to-be space pirate, after all.

Donna blinked, frowning deeply herself. "Oh, man..Centaur is going to be majorly upset."

I frowned. "Ryoko, are you okay?"

Ryoko responded with a punch into the wall of a nearby building, "I can't believe that I had to be rescued!!."

I blinked. Donna blinked.

"Um..Wha?" Well, that was probably the most intelligent thing i've said all day.

Ryoko huffed. "We almost got caught. Well, except for me. I could have gotten myself out of it, but I couldn't take the others." She suddenly took a 'I am the greatest person alive' expression, "Yup, i'm such a great person, I stayed for the others.."

Uh-huh. Right. She probably couldn't find a way out at all.

"Anyway, after we found that the guy we were suposto save was already ka-put, a hell lot of the enemy surrounded us. Rattrap kept on saying that we were all going to die at that moment, but I was sure we would get out."

Well, the Rattrap part was believable. His most-used quote is "We're all gonna die." I wasn't too sure about her 'courage', though. "I was just about to blast all those petty humans away--.." She stopped for a moment, looking at us. "Um, no offence."

I grumbled, "None taken."

"Anyway. I was about to blast em away, but a yell of 'Star Sensitive Inferno' came from no where and blasted them away instead! Then a new voice that seemed to echo from everywhere told us to escape. So, we did."

I blinked. Alot. "Star Sensitive Inferno?" I looked to Donna, "..What the hell is a star sensitive inferno?"

Donna sighed, "You don't remember?"

What the heck was she talking about? "What the hell are you talking about?"

"The Starlights, Jen.."

I blinked. Suddenly, I remembered. "Wait..You mean the three sailor senshi from the final season of the Sailor Moon cartoon from our world?"

She nodded. "Sailor Starhealer, Sailor Starmaker, Sailor Starfighter.."

I blinked. I seemed to be doing a lot of that today. "Aren't they suposto be on their own planet with their own princess?" Donna sighed in exasperation. I don't know why she was so frustrated, though. "Yes, Jen, but mabye they heard of the trouble here and decided to help..?"

"Oh..Oh, yeah! Mabye!"

Ryoko looked from Donna to me and then back to Donna several times. "I have no idea what you two are talking about." I smirked, "Don't fret about it, Ryoko. We'll explain it to everyone later."

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"Wh..What? The Starlights are arriving here soon?"

I blinked for what must have been the billionth time today. I've never seen Neo Queen Selenity in so much shock before.

"Uh..What are the Starlights, exactly?"

I sweated slightly at the question from Lina Inverse. Oh, where to begin..

..Too bad I never got to explaining it myself.

"Basically, they're three other Sailor Senshi with very skimpy outfits who have their own princess to protect that helped Neo Queen Selenity when she was Eternal Sailor Moon about a thousand years ago. Right?"

I sweated at Donna's explanation. Neo Queen Selenity sweated, too.

Heck, everyone probably sweated at it.

"..Well, i'm right, right?" Donna chuckled nervously.

I saw Ranma Saotome (Ranma 1/2) raise an eyebrow, "Skimpy outfits?"

Donna chuckled nervously again. Oh, this should be fun to hear.

"Well, yeah. Their uniform was basically a bra, a tiara, really short pants, and really really high boots. All in black."

I could barely keep from laughing. Well, atleast she got it right. But I could still add one more thing to make it sound even weirder, "And they can transform into guys!"

Silence filled the auditorium. Hehehehe..

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