Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Lita Gets A Zit ❯ One-Shot

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Lita Gets a Zit

It was a lovely evening, Mina had just hopped in the shower, Amy was reading on the couch, and Lita was... screaming!?

Mina jumped out of the shower and Amy scrambled out of her chair, throwing her book onto the living room floor.

"Lita! Are you alright!?" Mina asks worriedly.

"I'll tell you if you at least put a towel on Mina!" Lita says, snickering at her.

Mina looked down and started blushing a deep scarlet red. "Heh…heh. Yeah, I can do that for ya Lita," Mina says walking to the bathroom with a big anime like sweat drop on her head.

Mina quickly walks into the bathroom and wraps a towel around her, then walks back out, still quite embarrassed. Amy was just sitting there, trying to figure out what had just happened.

"Ok Lita, now what just happened, why did you scream!?" Mina asked her, still a bit concerned.

"Cant you see, are you blind Mina? I've got a horrible, ugly ol' zit!" Lita screams at her.

"What!? Where!?"

Lita points to her nose. "Oh! I see it!" Mina states, attempting not to burst out laughing. Mina looks over to Amy, and she is laughing so hard she's on the floor.

"You know, I've never seen Amy laugh before," Mina said to herself more than anyone. Lita suddenly smacks Mina with her spatula. "Hey what was that for Lita!? That really hurt!" Mina says rubbing her head all teary eyed.

Lita runs out of the house screaming. "Hey wait!" Mina yells frantically as she gets up and runs after her out the door.

"LITA! WAIT UP! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT STRIDEX ON IT!" Mina yells to her, desperately. With that being said, Lita halts and looks at Mina.

"I ran out," Lita said sniffling, on the verge of tears.

"So why don't you get summore?" Mina asked.

"I'm flat broke," Lita said, her eyes brimming up with tears.

"Hey, it's on me girlfriend!" Mina says as she gives her a twenty and turns to start the walk home.

"MINA WAIT! You aren't gonna make me enter the store with a ZIT are you!?" Lita asks, beginning to freak out again.

"Lita I gave you the cash and now you have to do it! Mind you, I'm standing in the middle of a parking lot in a freaking towel!" Mina yells.

Mina looks over to her right and sees a man staring at her. "Eh… Lita I must be going now, knock your self out!" Mina says

Lita's eyes light up with glee as she screams "I get to go on a shopping spree!" Then she gets all psyched because she made a rhyme.

Mina walks home and finally gets to finish her shower in peace. After she has gotten out and got dressed, Mina notices Amy is still on the floor laughing. -_-;; *Sweats* Mina diverts her attention. She suddenly realizes Lita isn't home yet. Mina thinks to herself `Hmm… how long does it take a girl to spend a twenty… not this long! There must be something wrong!'

Mina hurriedly runs to the store, which is only about 5 blocks away, and arrives to see Lita leaning up against the store building, a shopping bag in her hand. "Lita? Is something wrong?" Mina asks, a bit worried.

Lita looks up at Mina with red glowing eyes.

"Uh Did I… uh… catch you at… um… uh… a bad time? I can always uh… um… come um… back tomorrow..." Mina says, slowly walking away from Lita.


Lita growls at Mina and then starts cracking up laughing, popping out her red contacts. "LITA! YOU TRICKED ME! YOU GOON!" Mina throws her shoes at Lita's head and drags her by the ear all the way back to the house.

When they enter, Mina notices Amy is still on the floor laughing.

"Oh brother! Can it get worse?" Mina asks aloud, looking up at the ceiling. Suddenly, it starts to rain and the roof collapses. "Shouldn't have asked Mina, shouldn't have asked…" Lita mumbles.

~Owari~


By: MinakoChan