Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R: The Special Episodes: Episode 76B ❯ Sailor Moon R: Episode 76B ( Chapter 1 )

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Fanfic Title: Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R: Special Episodes:
BSSM R EPISODE 76B - "Sailor Salome!? Usagi wa Belly
Dancer" Act 1

Author: Tuxedo Michael (Mike Creig)
E-mail: mcreig@earthlink.net
Rated: PG13
Characters
Involving: Usagi/Chibi-Usa/Momoko



PRETTY SOLDIER SAILOR MOON R: THE SPECIAL EPISODES

BY Tuxedo Michael


(Based on characters from the shoujo manga series
"Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon" created and authored
by Naoko Takeuchi, published in the Kodansha Comics
monthly "Nakayoshi" from February 1992 to March 1997.
And the Toei Animation Co., Ltd. TV anime series
broadcast on Japan's TV Asahi (3/7/1992 - 2/8/1997)!)


"To 'Princess Naoko-sama', keep on drawin'! You've raised
the bar to young women of the future and all lovers of Manga
everywhere!!"

EPISODE 76-B: "sailor Salome!? Usagi wa Belly Dancer" Act 1

(This episode takes place during "Sailor Moon R, beginning
days after the reconciliation of Mamoru Chiba and Usagi
Tsukino. It was a long painful separation, but we were glad
to know how it was healed!)

November 1993. Tokyo, Japan. Azabu Juuban.
The leaves on some trees fall to the ground. It was a mid-
Wednesday afternoon. The grounds Juuban of Elementary School
was full of cheerful little kids leaving the schoolyard to
head home to do homework, play wholesome games and engage in
peaceful, community-oriented kid activities, like their
parents, grandparents, great-grandparents, etc. The Japanese
people are renowned for their time-honoured traditional
hobbies. Some of the little tykes were being picked up by
their parents, some by schoolbus.

One little girl was standing, beaming, outside the front
gate as her schoolmates pass her. Small. Beguiling. Rose-pink
hair in bunny-ear-like odango dumpling on top. Dressed in
a dark blue sailor suit uniform and carrying a red backpack.
She possessed what appeared strangely to be a black beach ball
with a cute kitty-cat face on it and an antenna on top! This
was Luna-P, the toy/companion to the girl named--oddly enough--
"Usagi Tsukino" after someone we know very well. But we know
this "Usagi" by her affectionate name: "Chibi-Usa" (Little
Bunny)!

Chibi-Usa was for Usagi to pick her up from school to go home.
She had to study for a big English test on Friday. Usagi--Our
Heroine--was a 2nd-year student of Juuban Junior High School.
But unlike Chibi-Usa, she was known to fail any test and every
test that was handed to her, she hardly studies and she fails
to use the very important Kanji to write important things.
It was most Hiraganga and Katakana syllabary characters. This
irritated both her family and her friends so often at times!

"Where could that crazy 'odango atama' be!?" thought Chibi-Usa
seething. Her paitence running on empty. "She knows I've got a
test to study for. Ooh, she'd better not be hanging around at
the game centre again!"

Then a voice from behind calls out to her.
"Chibi-Usa-chan!" It was another little girl with brown hair a
bit of which was on top covered by a covered by a round cloth
cover with lace on the bottom. She also wore a red China dress
called a 'cheongsam' or 'qipao'. It was her homeroom classmate,
Momoko Momohara.

"Hey! Momo-chan!" answered Chibi-Usa happily. "Are you going
home to study for the test?"

"I will later tonight," said Momoko, "but my Mum is taking me to
dance class shortly!"

"Dance class?" Chibi-Usa queried her schoolmate. "What dance class?"

"My parents said I need the exercise. Even though it's good of
me to study everyday, they're worried because I might gain a
little weight from just sitting in my room. Also they think I'm
bored, so they registered by for dance class!"

"Hey, that's great!" said Chibi-Usa. "Then why are you so bummed
out about it?"

"Bummed? Are you kidding?" said Momoko with a nervous grin on
her face. "I wanna take dance lessons, but..." her mood slowly
turned into embarrassment, "it's what dance class they signed
me up for that's creeping me out!"

"Well, what kind of dance class is it?" Chibi-Usa asked her em-
barassed little friend. "Is it court dancing? I heard that takes
an awful lot of practise and hard, tiny steps."

"No, that's not it..." said Momo-chan.

"It's ballet, isn't it? It's not so bad!" said Chibi-Usa-chan.
"Usagi took ballet class when she was my age. I think ballet
is ballet is beautiful."

"Close." said Momo-chan. Her face began to blush. "You promise
not to freak out?"

"Momo-chan, said Chib-Usa, puzzled, "why would I freak out about
taking a dance class to keep fit? It can't be THAT big a deal."

Momoko gestures to her pink-haired friend to lend her ear.
When Chibi-Usa did do, Momoko whispers to her the dance she is
to practise. Shock enters Chibi-Usa's head.

"BELLY DANCING!?" Chibi-Usa yelled out in shock. Momoko immediately shushes her. Some of the kids turned in the girls'
direction. Momoko was now blushing more than ever. Now Chibi-Usa
too started to blush. Momoko clamped her hand over her mouth
and grinned sickly.

"She's just kidding, everybody. Right, Chibi-Usa-chan? Right!?"
blurted Momoko loudly, trying to divert attention. She even
laughed nervously. "You're KIDDING, right!?"

When everyone got on with their own affairs, Momoko uncovered
Chibi-Usa's mouth.

Chibi-Usa's repeated what she blurted out earlier, but in a now
normal voice. "Belly Dancing? What is that?"

"You don't know?" said Momo-chan in disbelief. "Don't you read
"1001 Arabian Nights" and watch those old movies about Arabia
on TV?" said Momo-chan in shock. "Belly Dancing is what girls
in royal harem dance to please their royal masters! They shake
their hips, wiggle their tummies around in and out. IT'S
WEIRD!!"

Gasping, Chibi-Usa imagined it the wrong way! Her tummy shook
and squirmed around and about! Then, to her horror, it puled
her to the floor and rolled her around!

"It is WEIRD!!" she said in horror. "Scary, too! I wouldn't be
caught dead practising a dance like that! have you tried to
talk them out of it?"

"No, I tried." Momoko said disdainfully. "They said it was for
my own health and benefit. Besides, once you're registered in
a class, the only way is to complete the course!"

Chibi-Usa sighed for her friend's dilemma. But then a bright
idea materialised into her tender young head!

"Hey, I got an idea, Momoko-chan!" said Chibi-Usa cheerfully.
"How about I'd join the class with you? Then you'll won't be
embarrassed!"

"You'd do that? said Momoko, relieved for friend's chivalry.
"Oh, Chibi-Usa-chan, thank you!" She gratefully hugged her.
"You're such a wonderful friend!"

"Chibi-Usa-chan!" called out an older girl's voice from far
off. A tall older girl with long, blonde hair done up in
smaller, but round odando-style buns on both sides of the
head and ending in longer braids was running up the pavement!
She wore a long-sleeved white blouse with a blue, white-striped
sailor collar and a bow in the front and a long blue pleated skirt with a bow in the back. On the blouse bow is the Moon
Power brooch which contained the famed Ginzuishou (Silver Crystal) which gives her the transformation power to become
the pretty soldier Sailor Moon, leader of the legendary five-member Sailor Senshi (Soldiers) that protect Earth from
evil aliens for the negative world.
This girl is 14-year-old Usagi Tsukino (the elder one!), 2nd
year student of Juuban Junior High School, her "cousin".
Accompanying Usagi was her faithful cat Luna, one of the two
feline guardians that guide the Senshi through their battles
against evil. She was a female cat with in her "middle years"
with black fur and a golden crescent moon emblem on her fore-
head.

"Hey, Usagi!" said Chibi-Usa as she approached her. then she became slightly annoyed at her tardiness. "Where were you!?
You didn't stop over at the arcade again, odango atama (dumpling
head)!?"

Oh, ha freaking HA!" blurted Usagi out sarcastically. "If you must know, I did make a stop over...at Rei-chan's shrine because
she held a reading seance to pinpoint the origin of that awful
nightmare Mamo-chan and I had that split us apart. Thank goodness
that's all water under the bridge!"

"What kinda nightmare?" Momoko asked Usagi. She overheard her
accidentally.

Surpried at this, Usagi-chan noticed her and with a nervous
guffaw said, "Oh, Momoko-chan, hi! Didn't notice you there. Ha ha! Chibi-Usa-chan and I have...uh..a lotta homework to
catch up on."

"Oh!?" scoffed Chibi-Usa. She didn't believe a syllable of what Usagi said since she knew her well enough that she hardly
studied at all and reads a lot of girls' manga instead. "What
homework? Manga again?"

"OK, munchkin, let's go home now!" said Usagi as she grabbed
Chibi's left odango bun to hustle her along.

"Ow!" yelled Chibi-Usa in protest. "Don't pull!" She turns in
Momoko's direction and said, "Bye, Momo-chan, see you in dance
class!"

Momoko looked on at the departing threesome, bewildered.
"Strange cousins." she said to herself quietly.

Later, at the Tsukino family residence, familiar obnoxious laughter can be heard outside the house. It was Usagi, laughing
at the news of Chibi-Usa's joining a belly dance with Momoko.
Chibi-Usa, angered by her laughter, kicked the door open and
stomped into the genkan (a lower room a in a Japanese home
where shoes are kept -- The Japanese never wear shoes in the
home. It's bad manners!).
"STOP LAUGHING AT ME, USAGI!!" shouted Chibi-Usa. "IT'S NOT
FUNNY!" But Usagi kept laughing on like a deranged hyena.
"URASAI YO!!" (SHUT UP!!) she screamed in fury. "I'll bite
you when you're asleep tonight!"
Usagi calm herself from laughing long enough to say, "OK...
OK...now then,...You and Momoko-chan?" She then started a
kooky imitation of a belly dance and melodise the stereo-
typical belly dance tune: "Nah-na-NAAA-NAAA-NAAA. Na-na-NAA-
nee-NAA-nee-NAAAH!" She stopped and burst back into laughter
again. Chibi-Usa, seething with rage, stamped into the family
dining room. "Usagi o KOROSHI!!" (I'm gonna kill her!) she
angrily.

In the dining room were Usagi's parents, Father Kenji and
Mother Ikuko; and little brother Shingo, who was eating a
slice of cassava melon.

(The Tsukino Family were named after the members of creator
Naoko Takeuchi's own family.)

"Hey, what's all this?" said Mama Ikuko, looking on at the
girls. "You're not ragging on Chibi-Usa-chan again, are
you?"
"Oh, no, Mum!" said Usagi as stifled her laughing again.
"Chibi-Usa said that she wants to take after-school dance
class with Momoko tomorrow."
"Usagi!" shouted Chibi-Usa in protest. "It was going to be a
SURPRISE!!"
"Dance class?" Mama Ikuko said with interest. "is that the
problem? You know, Usagi took ballet class when she your
age."
"Oh, Mum." said Usagi, blushing.
"What class are you taking, little lady?" Papa Kenji asked
her young "niece".
"I don't think I can discuss it right now..." said a blushing
Chibi-Usa, her embarrassment returning.
"Belly dancing." blurted Usagi quickly in a low voice.
"AAH! WHY YOU--!" shrieked Chibi-Usa in shock. Her embarrass-
ment turned to anger as she bit Usagi in the leg.
"OWW! That hurt, you little hussy!!" shouted Usagi, enraged.
They both started beating the crap of each outer when Mama
Ikuko stood up and pleaded for calm. "Girls, please!"
They stopped. Then she said to Chibi-Usa, "Belly dancing, is
that right? I've heard it about the news recently. It's becoming
increasingly popular with those who want to stay fit and for
entertainment in Turkish and Middle East restaraunts. In fact,
the dance school in nearby Roppongi has a lovely instructor
from Lebanon named Yasaman. She was one of the most beloved
dancers in the country. She's taught mothers, wives, business-
women and little girls to dance. Which reminds me, why DO you
want to take belly dance class anyway?"
"Momo-chan's parents entered her in the class because they
thought she needed exercise. She was a little embarrassed about
it and told me. I said that I'd join with her to keep her
company."
"That's sweet of you, Chibi-Usa." said Mama Ikuko. "I think
that's a very noble decision."
"So, you gonna practise the 'Dance of the Seven Veils", eh?"
Papa Kenji said humourously.
"Yeah,..I guess," said Chibi-Usa, looking up at the still-
sniggering Usagi, "if Usagi-chan joins with us!"
Usagi's laughter stopped like a German sportscar skidding
into a very large pile of elephant manure! "What!?"
"That's a great idea, Chibi-Usa." commented a beaming Mama
Ikuko. "In fact, we were thinking out registering her into
class to help her stay healthy, too!"
"WHOA!" Usagi yelps. "Mum, Dad, with due respect, I won't!
It's embarrassing!"
"Embarrassing, Usagi?" said Papa Kenji with a sly grin on
his face. You will go woth Chibi-Usa to that Miss Yasaman's
class tomorrow OR..."
"OR?" said Usagi fearfully.
"Remember this?" said mama Ikuko just as slyly as her husband
as she held up an old photo of Usagi as a toddler.
Usagi gasped in horror when she saw the photograph. In the
photo, she was 3 years old, running in the garden near the
lawn sprinkler happily... wearing only a short-sleeved blue
blouse with lace....AND NOTHING ON BELOW!!
"KYAAAAAAAAAAA!" (AAAAAAAAAUGH!) screamed Usagi. Chibi-Usa
laughed out like crazy as so did Shingo.
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?" yelled Usagi, horrified. "I
thought you lost it!"
"Didn't!" said Mama Ikuko. "Your father and I had hidden it
away for years in the attic until now. We were going to save
for your junior high graduation album, but because of this
sitaution,...well...."
"Simply, daughter," Papa Kenji takes over, "either go to Miss Yasaman's class with Chibi-Usa and Momoko tomorrow or," His
sly look became eerily psycho, "we'll send this photo to TV
Asahi's studios to be broadcast on your next birthday on the
news!"

Usagi was horrified! She visualised her kiddie photo on the TELLY! People were laughing! Even made cheeky comments!
"Look at that kid's tushie!"
"How did she get that hairstyle!?"
"With a fannie like that??"
"Her parents must've been hippies!"
Even her friends, the Sailor Senshi were laughing...
Rei blurted, "Wai! Nice tushy, Usagi-chan! Goes well the
odango!"
"At least it's tasteful," said Ami, "to have the rosiest
cheeks in Tokyo!"
"WHAT A CAN!!" chortled Makoto like mad.
"At least mine was softer!" Minako said, trying to stifle
her laughter, but finally couldn't.
Horrified more than ever from the embarrassment, Usagi cries
like crazy!

Usagi has been blackmailed... by her OWN PARENTS! FORCED to
take an extracurricular activity that she had never tried
before out of fear of embarassment! Knowing that she was now
completely over a barrel, her head sinks and she said in a
low, humble voice, "OK, I'll do it!"

Her parents' sly looks turned to smiles.
"Good girl!" said Mama Ikuko cheerfully. "I knew you wouldn't
let Chibi-Usa down!"
"That's my girl!" said Papa Kenji just as happy.
They complementarily hugged her.
Little Brother Shingo added, "Don't worry. You'll WOW 'em at
the Junior High Spring Carnival next year!"
That peeved Usagi slightly.
"Thank you, Usagi-chan." said Chibi-Usa sweetly as she hugged
her 'cousin'. "And I promise not to make fun of you after
this." Then she whispered in her ear, "I bet we wow Mamo-chan
with our dancing now that you you are together again."
Usagi beamed at her "future daughter's" sweet words.

(Chibi-Usa was actually the daughter of Neo-Queen Serenity and
King Endymion (Usagi and Mamoru) from the future. They both
learned of that in Episode 84 during their visit of the deva-
stated Crystal Tokyo.)

Then she continued, sneakily, "Won't he think we're kinda
sexy?"
Usagi blushed deep red like a tomato.


Meanwhile, on Nemesis, the Black Moon in the future, the wicked
lime-green-haired Esmeraude, henchwoman of Prince Demando, head of the Black Moon Family, was meditating in her quarters, nude.
She was using her meditation to "enhanced her voluptuous charm
and wicked beauty.

"I must strengthen by beauty to please my beloved Demando-sama."
she thought as the cool air 'kissed' her milky skin. "He will
be so enraptured by my beauty that will have me as his Queen!"

Something or someone entered her room, sneaking towards her
from behind.

"I cannot wait for the Royal Wedding. I shall become of both
Crystal Tokyo and Nemesis! We'll shall rule both worlds!"

The unknown figure lurched ever so closer to the nude temptress.
Esmeraude stood up and raised her arms half-way.

"The first thing after we nab the Ginzuishou (Silver Crystal)
and destroy that little 'rabbit' kid, I ought to make those
Sailor Senshi hussies my slaves! Or concubines for the
Wiseman!"

The stranger was now so close to Esmeraude that she still
didn't notice. And then...SMACK!

"KYAAAAA!" she screamed loudly as she jumped two or three
inches into the air before landing onto the icy black marble
floor. Then there was a perverted chuckle. Esmeraude turned
angrily to whoever "smacked" her. It was Prince Saffiru, the
younger brother of Prince Demando. The "SMACK" was from his
open hand hard against her bare tushy. Esmeraude was very
pissed off!!

"KONO KUSOYAROU!" (YOU BASTARD!) screamed Esmeraude in fury as she stood up to rub her smacked buttock. "HOW DARE YOU SNEAK
UP AND ATTACK ME LIKE THAT!! I've good mind to report you to
your brother of this!"

"Quiet down, sister!" said Saffiru, controlling his sniggering.
"It was a harmless smack! Besides, nudity is tolerated through-
out all Nemesis. Ever the annual Black Moon Bacchanalia on
Demando-sama's birthday is graced by the sight of shimmering
female bodies dancing in the streets and in the Kingdom. Even
the Wiseman himself sanctions the event, but that's not why I
came in!"

"Oh?" said a now-tranquil Esmeraude as she donned a leaf-green
satin robe with burgandy edging. Her fury subsided. "Have we found another Crystal Point, have we?"

"As a matter of fact, we have." said Saffiru. "It is a dance school located 400 metres south-southwest of Tokyo Tower.
You must go there immediately and plant one of our figurines
there. A Droid will meet you there."

"That's an improvement." said Esmeraude, grinning sinisterly.

"You might find what kind of human dance is practised in the
target location." said Saffiru, trying to sweeten the situation
of her assignment for her. "You might like it."

"If it's tap dancing, count me out!" said Esmeraude snippily.

"Belly dancing." said Saffiru softly.

Esmeraude gasped as her sea-green eyes opened agaze with delight
as the words entered her ears. "Belly...dancing?"
She imagined herself and a dozen or so female Droids in filmy
silk harem garb and jewels dancing seductively before Prince
Demando, Saffiru and the Wiseman. Demando-sama was eyeing her
with admiration. He raised a glass of champagne to toast her,
smiling. She spun round three times and sank to the floor in
front of him. Demando blew a kiss. She beams at him.

"This is wonderful! I've heard of such dancing! I could
tantalise my sweet Demando-sama with my beautiful swaying
moments! Hewouldn't resist my sexy smiles! He will be my
Lawrence of Arabia!" she thought dreamily as Saffiru called
her name to get her attention.

"Esmeraude! ESMERAUDE!!" he called out repeatedly. She was
still staring into space. He walked towars behind her, arms
reaching out and with speed, grabbed her breasts in his hands.
Esmeraude snapped to find his hands on her boobies, gasped in
shock, turned a sharp 180 to his front and kneed him in the
"family jewels"!!
Saffiru winced in pain and collasped.

Then Esmeraude said to him calmly with a murderous smile,
"Be thankful I'm in too good a mood to KILL you. And by
the way, only Prince Demando may touch me anytime." With
that, she raised her arms and her kinky black dress and
and emerald jewellery materialises on her nude body.
"Toodles!" she said with a wink in her right eye. She then
demateralised towards her destination.
Saffiru managed with difficulty to stand up.
"NANI AMA!!" (WHAT A BITCH!) he hissed nastily.

Moments later, at the Juuban School Cultural Art and Dance,
Esmeraude materialised in the belly dance class studio.
She flicked her fan open and blasts out her trademark
obnoxious laughter.
"This is truly delicious!" she said. "This has got to be the
juiciest assignment yet!" She removed an earring from her left
ear. It acts as a plumb bob. She walked around to studio to
pinpoint the exact minute location to plant her figurine. The
location was the centre of the studio floor!
"Perfect! Now for the 'piece de resistance'!" The figurine
appears and planted itself into the floor.

"And now, the fun!" said Esmeraude laughing as she summoned her
Droid servant to appear. "DROID SAAROUME!!"

From the figurine appeared the figure of a sexy young woman with
long green hair in a giant ponytail wearing a pink and yellow
bolero, bare-breasted underneath and puffy pink transparent
harem pants. A chain of gold and platinum coins round her belly,
a emerald in her belly-button and the Black Moon jewel on her
temple like on all Droids of the past.

"SAAROUME!" shouted the Droid of her name.

(To Be Continued in Act 2! So, keep watching!)

Sailor Moon ©1992-1997 Takeuchi Naoko/Kodansha, Toei Animation
and Asahi National Broadcasting Corporation (TV Asahi). All
rights reserved.