Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Queen Beryl's Karaoke Nighht ❯ Single Chapter ( Prologue )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Disclaimer: Sailor Moon isn't mine. Neither is it's characters. Lazulite is mine, etc…

At Queen Beryl's Karaoke Night:

And iiiieeeeiiiiii will always looovveee yyyoooooouuuuuu!!!

*crash*

Zoycite: Sorry. My mistake…

Queen Beryl: You know what happens if you make another one

* Jedite, Nephlite and Lazulite snicker. Nephlite pokes Lazulite in the side and whispers*

Lazulite: Sealion Dion Beryl and Zoycite do a duet? Nah. Never happen.

Jedite: Why's that?


Nephlite: One of us will …break the machine before they sing. *Makes a sign* The Negaforce help the poor unfortunate who does such a thing…

Jedite: *shocked* But that's suicide! Who would possibly do such a thing?

*Zoycite walks over*

*Zoycite, Nephlite and Lazulite grin and look at each other, then they look at Jedite*

Jedite: Why… are you three looking at me like that?… *realizes and puts his hands up as Malachite walks over and listens in* No! Don't look at me! Look at Malachite! Look at Titus! Hell, even look at Melvin! Just don't look at me! I refuse to commit suicide! I want to live forever!

Zoycite: You wouldn't be committing suicide…

Malachite: *sits down* you would be a hero. The brave Jedite sacrifices himself for the advancement of the Negaverse and to save us all from certain doom! *Throws back a vodka shot* you'd be a national hero! You'd live forever… in a way

Queen Beryl: I will suurriiivvee!! I willlllll suuurrriiivvveeee!!!!

Jedite: But why's it's so bad? She's only singing…

*Malachite, Zoycite, Nephlite and Lazulite turn quiet*

Lazulite: He wasn't here on Friday the thirteenth, was he?

*They all turn around away from Jedite*

Malachite: It's your funeral

Nephlite: Have a good one…

Zoycite: I hope it doesn't rain. My hair will get wet…

Lazulite: Will you have free food? Which caterers are you using?

*Nephlite kicks Lazulite's stool*

Lazulite: Sorry

*A loud, angry noise is heard in the background as everyone shivers*

Queen Beryl: I'm looking for some hot stuff baby this evening!!!

*All Generals nonchalantly stare at Queen Beryl*

Zoycite: Can't somebody just sleep with her?

Nephlite: Don't look at me…

Malachite: Endymion!!!!!!!

*Endymion appears in doorway*

Endymion: What?

Malachite: *deviously* Queen Beryl has ordered you to do a duet with her

*Others snicker*

Zoycite: But she wants you to switch off the machine first

*Endymion suspiciously switches off machine and is forced to do a duet with Queen Beryl*

Queen Beryl: And we're jamming… jamming… I want to jam it with you… Endymion!!!! Sing up right now!

Endymion:… jamming… … … jam it with you… … … (Please… Kill me now… I'm begging you…)

Queen Beryl: That's it! You've made me mad! Don't say I didn't warn you!

Jedite: What's she going to do?

*Malachite, Zoycite, Nephlite and Lazulite look on in recognition*

Zoycite: No… she wouldn't!

Malachite: Down under the tables!

*All dive under the large table just as…*

Queen Beryl: And my heart willl gooooo ooonnnn!!!!

Endymion: Why does this always happen to me?

*From under the table*

Nephlite: You know, if we were all drunk, we wouldn't be able to hear her sing…

Others: Good plan…

…

End: All Generals are crashed out over the bar and are as drunk as hell, while Endymion has fled for his life after being ordered to do a rendition of Love Shack and Queen Beryl has her eyes on a karaoke machine