Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Sailor Vs Moon: Stupidity at it's finest ❯ Getting to know the teams. ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Weapon-01 
With not a whole lot to do The Red's and the Blue's figure out ways to stay alive, and outsmart the other team... outsmarting the other team takes a back-seat most of the time
Crossover's Sailor Moon and Halo's/Rooster Teeth's Red Vs Blue
Rated for violence, some language, and implided sexual referance. And stupidity.
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.18.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 304 | Status: Completed
With not a whole lot to do The Red's and the Blue's figure out ways to stay alive, and outsmart the other team... outsmarting the other team takes a back-seat most of the time
Crossover's Sailor Moon and Halo's/Rooster Teeth's Red Vs Blue
Rated for violence, some language, and implided sexual referance. And stupidity.
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.18.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 304 | Status: Completed
Sailor Moon respectly owned by Naoko Tekuechi
Halo & it's charicters respectly owned by Microsoft and Bungie
Red Vs Blue charicters/idea owned by Rooster Teeth Productions.
I'm just useing these charicters for my fan-fiction for personal entertainment, and I ain't making a red cent off it.
Sailor Vs Moon
Under-Qulifided and Over-Equiped by the lowest bidder Pt-1
At Bloodgulch... somewhere in space.
:The Red Castle:
Hino, in her red armor, walked over to the middle of Castle and saw Tsukino, in... well it wasn't even remotley red armor, more like white armor, asleep while standing again as usual next to flag.
"Tsukino, WAKE UP!"
"..."
[THUNK!] Hino hit Tsukino in the head with her combat shotgun.
"OW, why you do that for?!"
"Do what?"
"You hit me."
"Quit your bitchn'. I need you and Usa to wait outside and welcome the new recruit."
"We get a new girl? What's she like?"
"Don't know, but command said she's trained in hand-to-hand combat. "
"Wow, she must be-"
"MOVE!"
:Outside the red castle:
Aino, in her sortta yellow armor, stood still while watching Usa, in her VERY pink armor, running head-first into the side of the Warthog. [Thump]
"What's going on out here?" Tsukino asked.
"I made a bet with USa that, the skull is thicker than four inches of armor. If she wins I have to give Usa a back massage."
"What if she wins?"
"Don't worry, she won't." [Thump]
"Arn't you worried that she'll kill herself?"
"Not really."
"What if she does win?"
[Thunk] Aino hit Tsukino in the head with her rifle.
"I just tolled you. But if she loses I get to tell Hino who stained the side of the warthog."
".....?"
:The Blue Castle:
Chiba, in his black armor, was standing next to Meioh The Tank on the roof of the blue castle.
"So, what do you think the chances are of you hitting the red castle from here?" chiba asked.
"Not well, I'm afraid. My long range targeting systems have failed sharply since my last upgrade." Meioh The Tank answered politly.
"Great, what's the use of getting computer upgrade pakages if all it does is make our lives harder?"
"Maybe you can ask Tenoh, she called blue command."
"Huh, good idea. I think I'll do that."
:Behind the Blue Castle:
"Mizuno!!" Tenoh, in her light blue armor, yelled at the top of her lungs.
"...Yes?" Mizuno answered in her regulation blue armor."
"Where's Kaioh?"
"Uhh, I think - she went for - a walk."
"Okay, where did she walk to?"
"Something about - a - rock she likes to - be by herself - with."
"Why would she want to be by herself? She has me."
"Do you two do fun things togeather?"
"Yeah, adult things that you'll have to grow up to join in."
".....Am I being kicked out from your-"
"Tenoh!" Chiba barked out from behind."
(Oh man, what did I do now?)
"Tenoh, did you order the EXACT parts for the tank?"
"Yeah."
"Every excat one?"
"Uhh, I think so. Why?"
"Simply put, the tank is fucked. We have no heavy armor in case the reds should attack us"
She's as blind as a bat, and it'll be all your fault if we get killed in the next hour."
"I'm back!" Kaioh said in her aqua colored armor.
"I miss anything?"
"Where were you?" Tenoh asked."
"Playing."
"What what?"
"Uhhhh, that's personal."
"I can tell you." Chiba said.
"She was playing with herself next to the caves."
"No I wasn't!"
"Yes you were, I saw the whole thing through my sniper rifle."
"I hate you."
:Red Castle:
The new recrute arrived, and was readdy for action... well.
"Out new recrute is a box?" Usa asked.
"Usa, shutup!" Hino yelled at her. The rest of the red squad was also there.
"Let's see... What the? These instructions are in chinese!"
"Uh, I think it's written Russian" Tsukino corrected her.
"Kiss-ass." Aino mumbled under her breath.
"YOu see, chinese has-"
"Tsukino, when I want to be corrected I'll tell you, you can."
"But, it is written in Russain."
[CLUNK] [CLACK-CLACK] Tsukino was clipped with the butt of the shotgun, and had the barrle shoved in her eye.
"Tsukino... is there anything... absolutly anything, you would like to tell me?"
"No sir, I'm sorry."
"Are you sure?" Hino pressed her weight into the gun.
"YES!"
"okay then."
"Excuse me sir, but I think Tsukino is right. It does look like it's in Russian." Usa said.
"It even says so on the back of the box."
Hino walked over to see what Usa was talking about.
"Huh, you're right. Good job Usa."
"Wait! How come I get hit in the head, and she gets congratulated?"
"Because Usa still learning, she gets a curve. You should know better already. Now that we got that settled lets get this crate open."
A few moments later, they had the box open and...
"What the? Our new recruit is a robot?! And it's not even assembled!"
"I guess that explanes why the instructions are written in russian." Aino said.
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These stories usually won't follow any actual time pattern, most of the time. I just kindda shoot out my idea on notepad. Thanks for reading!
Halo & it's charicters respectly owned by Microsoft and Bungie
Red Vs Blue charicters/idea owned by Rooster Teeth Productions.
I'm just useing these charicters for my fan-fiction for personal entertainment, and I ain't making a red cent off it.
Sailor Vs Moon
Under-Qulifided and Over-Equiped by the lowest bidder Pt-1
At Bloodgulch... somewhere in space.
:The Red Castle:
Hino, in her red armor, walked over to the middle of Castle and saw Tsukino, in... well it wasn't even remotley red armor, more like white armor, asleep while standing again as usual next to flag.
"Tsukino, WAKE UP!"
"..."
[THUNK!] Hino hit Tsukino in the head with her combat shotgun.
"OW, why you do that for?!"
"Do what?"
"You hit me."
"Quit your bitchn'. I need you and Usa to wait outside and welcome the new recruit."
"We get a new girl? What's she like?"
"Don't know, but command said she's trained in hand-to-hand combat. "
"Wow, she must be-"
"MOVE!"
:Outside the red castle:
Aino, in her sortta yellow armor, stood still while watching Usa, in her VERY pink armor, running head-first into the side of the Warthog. [Thump]
"What's going on out here?" Tsukino asked.
"I made a bet with USa that, the skull is thicker than four inches of armor. If she wins I have to give Usa a back massage."
"What if she wins?"
"Don't worry, she won't." [Thump]
"Arn't you worried that she'll kill herself?"
"Not really."
"What if she does win?"
[Thunk] Aino hit Tsukino in the head with her rifle.
"I just tolled you. But if she loses I get to tell Hino who stained the side of the warthog."
".....?"
:The Blue Castle:
Chiba, in his black armor, was standing next to Meioh The Tank on the roof of the blue castle.
"So, what do you think the chances are of you hitting the red castle from here?" chiba asked.
"Not well, I'm afraid. My long range targeting systems have failed sharply since my last upgrade." Meioh The Tank answered politly.
"Great, what's the use of getting computer upgrade pakages if all it does is make our lives harder?"
"Maybe you can ask Tenoh, she called blue command."
"Huh, good idea. I think I'll do that."
:Behind the Blue Castle:
"Mizuno!!" Tenoh, in her light blue armor, yelled at the top of her lungs.
"...Yes?" Mizuno answered in her regulation blue armor."
"Where's Kaioh?"
"Uhh, I think - she went for - a walk."
"Okay, where did she walk to?"
"Something about - a - rock she likes to - be by herself - with."
"Why would she want to be by herself? She has me."
"Do you two do fun things togeather?"
"Yeah, adult things that you'll have to grow up to join in."
".....Am I being kicked out from your-"
"Tenoh!" Chiba barked out from behind."
(Oh man, what did I do now?)
"Tenoh, did you order the EXACT parts for the tank?"
"Yeah."
"Every excat one?"
"Uhh, I think so. Why?"
"Simply put, the tank is fucked. We have no heavy armor in case the reds should attack us"
She's as blind as a bat, and it'll be all your fault if we get killed in the next hour."
"I'm back!" Kaioh said in her aqua colored armor.
"I miss anything?"
"Where were you?" Tenoh asked."
"Playing."
"What what?"
"Uhhhh, that's personal."
"I can tell you." Chiba said.
"She was playing with herself next to the caves."
"No I wasn't!"
"Yes you were, I saw the whole thing through my sniper rifle."
"I hate you."
:Red Castle:
The new recrute arrived, and was readdy for action... well.
"Out new recrute is a box?" Usa asked.
"Usa, shutup!" Hino yelled at her. The rest of the red squad was also there.
"Let's see... What the? These instructions are in chinese!"
"Uh, I think it's written Russian" Tsukino corrected her.
"Kiss-ass." Aino mumbled under her breath.
"YOu see, chinese has-"
"Tsukino, when I want to be corrected I'll tell you, you can."
"But, it is written in Russain."
[CLUNK] [CLACK-CLACK] Tsukino was clipped with the butt of the shotgun, and had the barrle shoved in her eye.
"Tsukino... is there anything... absolutly anything, you would like to tell me?"
"No sir, I'm sorry."
"Are you sure?" Hino pressed her weight into the gun.
"YES!"
"okay then."
"Excuse me sir, but I think Tsukino is right. It does look like it's in Russian." Usa said.
"It even says so on the back of the box."
Hino walked over to see what Usa was talking about.
"Huh, you're right. Good job Usa."
"Wait! How come I get hit in the head, and she gets congratulated?"
"Because Usa still learning, she gets a curve. You should know better already. Now that we got that settled lets get this crate open."
A few moments later, they had the box open and...
"What the? Our new recruit is a robot?! And it's not even assembled!"
"I guess that explanes why the instructions are written in russian." Aino said.
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These stories usually won't follow any actual time pattern, most of the time. I just kindda shoot out my idea on notepad. Thanks for reading!