Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ SailorMoon VS MuffinMan ❯ TheManEatingCheese and Matoko being mistaken for snow white. ( Chapter 1 )

Rei walked into her room to find a man-eating cheese on her bed playing bad salsa music and wearing a bright red sombrero. Rei screamed and ran down stairs to find one thousand and twenty five men eating cheese. Rei phoned up Usagi. "Help Usagi u meatball head, men eating cheese are all over my bed!"

"Calm down Rei" said Usagi with a mouthful of sandwich "your talking in rhyme, I can't understand what you are saying"

"Man-eating cheeses have eaten grandpa!"

Usagi Turned to look down to see Grandpa Hino at the foot of the stairs. "Has he, either that or I'm dreaming."

With that Rei slammed down the phone.

Rei grabbed her transformation stick off of the table. She transformed and ran out of the temple.

Meanwhile the crows of Rei's saw the man-eating cheese in the kitchen and flew in the open door.

Rei knocked franticly on Usagi's door, after one hour and fifteen minutes Mrs Usagi's mum? (I can't spell her surname) opened the door. "Hello Rei dear, problem with cheese?"

Rei nodded.

"It's OK you Grandpa is here, Usagi told me all about it…"

Rei shoved passed Mrs Usagi's mum and saw Grandpa Hino dancing the tango with Sammy, Usagi's little brother. Rei Gasped and closed the door. "What is this world coming to?" she said to her self. She walked along the corridor to Usagi's room.

"Hi, Rei." Said usagi looking up from her bunny bed cover. "Minako is being stalked by the gingerbread man!"

Rei gave Usagi a sarcastic look. "Really, do u think I was born yesterday Usagi".

Usagi Nodded. "It was your birthday yesterday, so in effect you were"

Rei growled and stood on Usagi's foot. "Listen Usagi, if you can hear me behind all tat screaming of yours, if you are so important in the world, sailor moon then who is behind this and…what the?.."

Before rei had finished seven little Dwarfs came trough the door, Usagi Screamed and started to hit the Dwarfs with a hover.

"Usagi, calm down!" yelled Rei snatching the hover from Usagi's hands "look at the poor dwarfs!"

Usagi turned to see the seven dwarfs cowering on the floor, and then one got up.

"Please miss, let us go, tell us were snow white is"

Usagi looked down at the dwarfs and looked up when Matoko came through the door.

"Usagi, your family has gone berserk! There are 3 bears eating all your porridge!"

"Really Matoko, you expect me to believe that"

Rei turned. "After all that's happened today you find that hard to believe?"

Usagi patted Rei on the shoulder. "Err.. Rei sorry to interrupt what you where telling me, which I'm sure was really interesting, look"

They turned to see Matoko being dragged away by the Dwarfs, the dwarfs chanting "snow white, snow white".