Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of The Super Duper Girl Squad Force! ❯ The adventures of the Super Duper Girl Squad Force! ( Prologue )

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The Super Duper Girl Squad Force!

By Flux Capacitor



It was a mild day in the town of Ohio. (It's in Massachusets I think) Where our
heroes, Whom you don't know, were all standing outside of School...

..And to get introductions out of the way, they are known as...

Sara, Wielding the ancient arcane powers of Fire!

Lizzie, Wielding the ancient arcane powers of water!

Katie, Wielding the ancient arcane powers of earth!

Anna, wielding the ancient arcane powers of Air

...And their leader, May With the most.. *chuckle* powerful power..*giggle* of them
all... *HA!*



MAY: What the hell are you laughing at?

NARRATOR: Im sorry.



Anyways.. The most powerful power of all.. *giggle* The ancient arcane power of.....
LOVE! *Bursting into uncontrollable fits of laughter and wetting himself right now*



MAY: Shut up narrator!... Or I'm telling the producer on you!

NARR: Yeah, it's a good thing we don't have a producer.

MAY: Dammit!



Now anyways onto the battle.

"Sara, Lizzie, Katie, Anna! Weve got trouble!" May alerted the group.

"How do you know" Anna asked.

"Hel-lo? Power of LO-OVE? remember??" May said.

How could we forget.



MAY: SHUT-UP!

NARR: Sor-ry.



(CUE: overly long transformation sequence involving the words, "Power-up" and
"Transform" used multiple times.)

"Gee! Im so glad we did that, Now were all in matching Sailor Suits, with really short
skirts..." Anna said.



MAY: HEY! Narrator! Look at the floor or something!

NARR: *drool* huh.. oH! sorry.



"Blrualhgh!!" a roar was heard in the distance, the girls all got into a useless
formation.

A large monster reared its ugly head and took up a spot completely opposite of the
girls, and it looked mean.

"Blrualhgh!!" It roared

"Eew! hes ugly!" Katie gawked.

"Blrualhgh!!" the beast Roared.

"Hey! Creep!" Lizzie yelled.

"Blrualhgh?" it asked.

"Yeah You!" lizzie yelled "You're going down!"

"Blrualhgh!!" It roared.

"In the name of the Super Duper Girl Squad Force, We will Punish you!"

..."Oh Please do... Ive been such a bad boy... could you spank me?" the beast asked in
a sophisticated english accent.

"Whaa? HEY! You cant talk!... and.. uhh... EWW! RETREAT GIRLS!" May Yelled as they all
ran from the scene, screaming like girls.

*Somewhere else*

"God. We cant get near it! It'll make clumsy passes at us!" Sara whined.

"Worse yet, it could get goo all over our uniforms and make us all sticky!" Anna
said fearfully.

"Listen up girls, We can't let this thing beat us..." May began.

"Sure we can." Lizzie said.

"No. We cant" May replied.

"Oh." Lizzie said.

"Anyways, we have to figure out a way to get around its defenses!" May said.

"Yeah, just as long as it doesnt TOUCH me." Katie shuddered.

"Let's devise a plan!" May exclaimed.


All the girls devise a plan, and save the day, THE END.



MAY: DAMN YOU NARRATOR! I'm gonna kick your ass if you dont knock it off!

NARR: Geez, sorry. I just didn't wanna kill anyone with supense.



*Back at the front*

"Allright monster!" May addressed the monster.

"Blrualhgh!!" it roared.. "*Ahem* excuse me, How are you doing today LADIES? Anyone of
you wanna ride in my CAR?"

"AGH! EEEW!" All the girls got blown back against a wall and started moaning in pain.

"You won't win this time!" Lizzie told the monster as she did a few neato poses,
allowing the wind to blow her skirt up a little... *drool*



MAY: NARRATOR! I SAID LOOK AT THE FLOOR DAMMIT!



Uhh.. anyways,

"Super Duper Bubbles!" Lizzie yelled as the entire area was encased in fog, and
everyone fell over because they couldnt see.

"Blrualhgh!! *Cough* Agh! I cant see! Because its all Foggy! CURSES!" The monster
roared.

Katie stood up next and looked hard through the fog to see something, then she did some
neato poses and said...

"uhh.. Super Duper Rock Throw!!" then she began to hurl rocks in random directions
through the fog.

"OWW! Quit it!" Sara whined as she was pelted by the rocks.

Anna went up next and said "Super Duper Air Blow!" She then began to blow REALLY hard,
and all the fog went away.

"HA HA HA! Now I can see you again!.. Do you Girls have BOYFRIENDS??" the
monster continued to make passes at the girls, making them weaker with each word.

"Oh yeah?" Sara yelled as she took out a lighter and a can of hairspray.

"Super Duper Fireblast!" She began to chase the monster around with the homemeade
flamethrower.

"Hey *YOWCH!* Knock it off girlie! You know you is one hot potato!" he laughed at his
own stupid joke.

"Girls! Stand Back!" May yelled, as she then said "Its time to finish him off!"

"Huh?" the monster stood perfectly still while May did some poses, and then her skirt
went RIGHT up...



MAY: *Kicks Narrator in face*

NARR: AGG! *nurses broken nose* DABBIT! DAB YUU DU HEGG!



*Commercial Break*


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*BACK TO SHOW*


Anyways...

"Okay Girls! Lets Finish em off!" May yelled as she did a bunch of poses.

"Super Duper AK-47!" May pulled out an AK-47 and emptied a clip of hollow-point rounds
into the Monster.

"Blrualhgh!!" It howled as it dropped to the ground, and turned to dust.

"Now THAT'S the power of Love! BIOTCH!" May gloated as she taunted it with gang-signs.



*Roll Credits*


I hope you enjoyed my episode of Super Duper Girl Squad Force, because I'm not making
another.

THE END!