Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ The Shows Gone to Hell!...Or Sailor Moon Bloopers ❯ Day of Destiny....Well this sure is a day of destiny ( Chapter 1 )

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Bloopers! Oh how I love thee! I'm just picking random episodes, so don't kill me.

Day of Destiny
Attempt Number One: Venus saves Moon's life.

Kmoney: All right let's rock and roll! ACTION!Sailor Moon: Oh AMY! Why did you have to die!?
*Glowing ice from below*
Sailor Moon: *Looks down at ice and then back at the spot Mercury was at last* Amy come back.*Ice gets brighter*Sailor Moon: *Getting nervous* Ugh...your not dead. Come back Amy! Come back!*Ice gets very bright*Kmoney: Where the hell is Venus?
*Venus enters on a cell phone*Venus: Three o' clock is fine for me.
Kmoney: MINA!Venus: WHAT!?
Kmoney: Sailor Moon is about to die! Save her.
Venus: Well she's just going to have to wait. I'm busy.
Kmoney: *Groans*
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Attempt number two:Kmoney: Let's get this right. Action!
Sailor Moon: Oh Lita! Kmoney: ITS AMY!Sailor Moon: Oh Amy! Come back!
*Ice starts to glow*
Sailor Moon: I don't want to lose you too.
*Ice gets brighter*
Venus: Sailor Moon look out!
Mars: Your suppose to run over there.
Venus: I know, but won't dieing hurt?
Mars: *Smiles sweetly* Why no Mina it won't. Deing is like ice cream.
Venus: Is it?
Mars: Yes when left out in the sun it gradually melts away.
Venus: But I mean if I was that ice cream wouldn't it hurt?
Mars: NO! Melting is painless!
Venus: Really? Then how come that one witch in the wizard of oz kept screaming *Old lady voice* I'm melting! Melting! Melting!
Kmoney: Cut...
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Attempt number three:

Kmoney: Get it right or die.
Mars: But in the end we all die anyways.
Kmoney: It'll be painfully slow.
Mars: Yeah, but isn't that better than burning yourself to death?
Kmoney: No. No it isn't. Action!Sailor Moon: *Glares at Venus* You better save me.
Venus: Okay. Okay. Don't worry.
Sailor Moon: *looks down at spot* Oh Amy. Your not dead. Your not dead at all. *Child like voice* Your going to come back, I just know you are.
*Ice starts to glow*
Venus: Do I have to?
Everyone else: YES!?
Venus: Oh all right, but I know this is going to hurt.*Venus pushes Sailor Moon out the way. The light blastes upward and she starts to scream*Venus: I KNEW THIS WOULD HURT! *Falls on the ground twitching*
*Nothing happens*
Kmoney: Umm...Serena?
Sailor Moon: Oh yeah! Oh Mina! Venus: *between cough* Sorry acting skills! *Dies*
Kmoney: Finally. We can kill Raye now.Mars: Now I know how Mina felt.
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Attempt Number One: Sailor Moon VS. Endyimion.

Kmoney: Action!
Sailor Moon: Your going down bitch!Beryl: Ha ha ha! Not if I can help. Take a look at what I have!*Shadows move to show Endymion kissing Beryl's hand*
Sailor Moon: Those lips are never touching mine again!
Kmoney: Serena...*Sighs* Cut.
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Attempt Number Two:

Kmoney: Action! Sailor Moon: Your going down Beryl
Beryl: Oh but see.
*Shows same thing as before.*Sailor Moon: *Shudders* Oh Darien!Beryl: Kill her Prince Endymion.
Endy: Yes my queen.
Sailor Moon: You two timing bastard take this!*Blastes him with tiara. After a few minutes he gets up and is using his sword. Sailor Moon is on the ground with the locket in her hand*Sailor Moon: Remember us, Darien. Not the slut! Remember me! You love me! I mean so does the rest of the world, but you love me too. Touch it! Touch it!Endy: Touch what? I'm a little confused. Touch you or the locket?
Kmoney: That was going so well.
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*After Sailor Moon blastes Darien*
Sailor Moon: Listen to me Darien. I'm the one you love. Touch the locket to remember. *Holds locket closer to him* Go on its not going to hurt. Touch it if you want to be free.
Beryl: No don't touch it!
Sailor Moon: Touch it!
Beryl: No!Sailor Moon: Yes!Beryl: Noooooooooooo!
Sailor Moon: Yeeeessssssss!
Beryl: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Sailor Moon: Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss!
Beryl: *Anger tone* Don't listen to her she's trying to trick you!
Sailor Moon: *Very pleasureable tone* Oh yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss!
Camera Man: What's he doing down there?
Tech guy:: From the looks of it he's having a lot of fun.Kmoney and other crewman: O_o. Ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!
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Attemtp Number Four:

Kmoney: Funs over let's get this right! Action!*Endymion touches the locket. A bright ligth shines and when it dies down he's on the ground*Sailor Moon: OH MY GOD, I'VE GONE BLIND!
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Attempt Number Five:
Kmoney: *Very bored tone* Action.
*Light dies down*Sailor Moon: *Pulls off sunglasses* Now that that's over its time for you die!
Beryl: Never! Darien: Your gonna die!Sailor Moon: Man I'm hot! I mean we'll stop you.
*Dairien tosses Rose at Beryl and the building starts to shakes*Sailor Moon: Hey Darien you did that?
Darien: Yes I did.Sailor Moon: *Give him a thumbs up* Darien you old weak, wussy-boy, I didn't know you had it in you.
Darien: *Groans*Kmoney: *Crys*
________________________________________________________________ ________Attempt Number One: Sailor Moon VS. Queen Metallia

Kmoney: *Very sad like* Ac..tion.
Sailor Moon: You won't win!Metallia: I already have. You scouts are dead. Your prince is dead and soon the world will be dead.
Sailor Moon: Rub it in. Just go on. Rub it in.
Metallia: Okay I will. Your a loner! Your a loner! Sailor Moon is a loner!
Sailor Moon: That's not true...*Sniffs* Its not true at all!
Kmoney: Oh god! *Burst into tears* Ca va Tres Tres Mal!
Metallia and Sailor Moon: What?
Kmoney: I said cut!
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Attempt Number Two:

Kmoney: Action!Sailor Moon: Your going down, Beryl!Metallia: Not before you!*Fighting and then Sailor Moon transforms into Princess Serenity*Serenity: Your going to down now!
Metallia: No I won't!Serenity: Yes you will! For I have the power of wind of my side.
Kmoney: *Starts cursing in French and English* CUT!
__________________________________________________________________ ______Attempt Number Three:Kmoney: Get it right.
*Already transfomed into Serenity*
Serenity: Feel the burn of my venom! Raahhh! Suffer!
Kmoney: If we voice over that we'll be okay.
Metallia: Time to die princess.
*Four lights flash. Serenity puts on her sunglasses. Lights get brighter and take form of the scouts. Serenity takes off her sunglasses.*
Mercury: Were here with you all the way!
Mars: Yeah we would never leave you!
Jupiter: You our princess!Venus: I can see through my hand!
Jupiter: That's not your line!Venus: But look, I can see through it. *Looks through her hand* Isn't this cool! Come on guys try it!
Other Scouts, Serenity, and Kmoney: *Sighs*
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Attempt Number Four:

Kmoney: All right ladies let's do this right.
Serentiy: Beryl isn't a lady.Metallia: I am a lady!
Serentity: You wish you were!Metallia: But I am a lady! I just know I am. Here let me prove it.
Kmoney: *Shakes hands in front of her* No, no, there will be no need for that.
Metallia: But I don't mind.
Kmoney: I kinda do.
Metallia: Oh just let me show you! *Flashes everyone that special area*
Everyone: EEEEEWWWW!
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Attempt Number Five:

Kmoney: Action!Metallia: Your going down princess. *Breaths very hard* I'm going to kill you *Breathing harder*Kmoney: What the hell is wrong with you?
Metallia: I can't breath.
Serenity: That's cause your dress is ten sizes too small!
Metallia: Its not ten sizes too small its only eight.
Serenity: Big difference there.
Metallia: Your dress is ten sizes too big.
Serenity: But who's the one that's having breathing problems? Hmm?
Metallia: I'm not *Gags, breaths harder* having *Coughs* breathing problems. *Faints from lack of air*Serenity: If only I could fly. I would solve all the world's problems.
Kmoney: Someone call 911.
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Attempt Number Six:

Kmoney: *Very angry* ACTION!
*Scouts appear*Mercury: Were with you all the way.
Mars: Yeah all the way.
Jupiter: One hundred percent behind.
Venus: Must resist urge to look through hand...
Kmoney: Just voice over that.
Mercury: Mars Power
Mars: Ugh...Jupiter Power
Jupiter: Ugh...Venus Power
Venus: Moon Prism Power! Yay!
Serenity: Oh my, let's see what's left? Mercury Power!
Kmoney *Hits self repeatly on the head with clipboard* I don't care were leaving it like that. I've wasted too much money on this scene.
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Attempt Number One: Serena makes her wish

Kmoney: Action!Sailor Moon: *Laying in the ground* I wish...for all my friends to come back except Mina cause she didn't even want to save me and Darien and for myself and them to be normal. No evil whores in tight dresses or destiny or short skirts just normal teenage lives.
Kmoney: Oh god...