Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Things That The Sailor Senshi Would Never Say ❯ Things That Mamoru Would Never Say ( Chapter 6 )
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Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.27.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 180 | Visits: 446 | Status: Completed
Things That Mamoru Would Never Say
"That green jacket is going to Goodwill!"
"Sailor Uranus how many times do I have to tell you to get your fingers out of my Sailor Moon's crouch!?"
"Usako quit telling everyone that we don't have sex. People will think I'm gay."
"Michiru have you ever thought of what Haruka would do to you if she caught you flirting with me?"
"No Chibi-Usa! You can't go with Usako and me on our date."
"Usako, you're not going to eat all of that chocolate cake?" *says while drooling over it*
"Damn! Usako was right. Chibi-Usa is a little bitch."
"The Smoking Bomber?? That is a stupid name for an attack. I have to kill my generals for that one."
"Hey watch it! You'll ruin the tux." *says while being attacked*
"Sailor Moon, after this battle, why don't we go to my place and make love all night long?"
"Even though I'm king of Crystal Tokyo, Neo Queen Serenity is above me. God damn that sucks!"