Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Things That The Sailor Senshi Would Never Say ❯ Things That Usagi Would Never Say ( Chapter 1 )
Things That Usagi Would Never Say
By Midnight Star
All Sailor Moon disclaimers apply!!
"I think I should study more."
"Luna is such a sweet kitty."
"Take a Viragra! Mamo-chan!"
"This too much food for me to eat."
"Sure Haruka! I'll give you a lap dance." *says in front of Mamoru*
"Yuck! I hate ice cream."
"Chibi-usa is the perfect daughter."
"That's really good advice Luna."
"I don't mind you spending some time with Mamo-chan, Chibi-usa."
"Tuxedo Mask, you'd better give more than just lip service and rose!"
"Do you want to take a shower with me Seiya?"
"I need to stop fighting with Rei."
"I eat too much junk food."
"Instead of going to the arcade, I'll now be attending cram school with Ami."
"Wonder if I can get Haruka and Seiya to stop fighting each other long enough to have a threesome with them?"