Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Things That The Sailor Senshi Would Never Say ❯ Things That Seiya Would Never Say ( Chapter 3 )

Things That Seiya Would Never Say

By Midnight Star

All Sailor Moon disclaimers apply!

"Die Mamoru! Die!" "Star Serious Laser!"

"See Haruka, I'm not a thing." *rips off her clothes in front of her*

"I should be more considerate to Yaten and Taiki."

"I'm leaving the Three Lights for a solo career."

"Princess, none of us give a damn about you."

"I'm sick of being an idol."

"No Michiru, I'm helping you with your dress!"

"Haruka, can I help you out of your racing suit?"

"Fuck off!"

"Haruka, I'll only videotape you having sex with Usagi if I can join in and get a copy of the tape."

"Usagi can't you for once not mention Mamoru's name!"

"No you can't have my autograph!"

"Am I getting paid for this?"

"Damn, I need a haircut."

"You're right Haruka Taiki is a bore."

"Yaten have you flipped!? How dare you put a dress on that damn cat! Don't you realize how embarrassing that is!?"

"No Akio, for the 1000th time we can't be a male and a female at the same time! Nor will we have sex with you."

"Just when everything was going my way our princess just had to show up and make my life a living hell."

"For Christ sake, somebody get Utena and Touga together!"

"Wait a minute... With the help of Yaten and Taiki, we can go to their school and play cupid."

"I'll leave Usagi alone Haruka if you show me your breast." *says with a henati smile*