Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Too Many Senshi ❯ Too Many Senshi ( One-Shot )

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This is a comedy about the various senshi that populate the web.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon, never have, never will. So don't assume that I do. And with that said, on with the story.



Too Many Senshi

By Minerva Blue


In a white void the senshi stand together, the starlights, Chibi-Usa,
Chibi Chibi the outers, the inners and even Tuxedo Mask stand looking
at nothingness.
Sailor Moon blinks. "Whats going on?"
Chibi-Moon folds her arms. "That's obvious, it's an evil scheme devised
by some new villain."
"Chibi Chibi."
Merchury looked at her computer. "I'm not detecting anything."
Venus looks at Saturn. "You didn't destroy the universe did you?"
Saturn shook her head. "No, I swear."
Mercury looked up from her computer. "I'm detecting another energy
signature, just ahead."
A green beam of light appeared as the senshi prepare to battle.
The beam began to form into a girl in a purple sailor suit with brown hair.
"Who are you?" Asked Tuxedo Mask.
The girl smiled. "I am Sailor Earth." She looked around. "Where are we?"
"Is she evil?" Sailor Moon whispered to Mars.
"I don't know, but I have my charms just in case."
"Detecting another signature." Cried Ami.
"Another girl appeared in a green Sailor suit, her jet black hair and
yellow bows. She immediatly spied Tuxedo Mask, darting towards him.
"Brother!"
Tuxedo Mask blinked. "Uh..."
"Everyone, your not going to believe this."
Star Fighter raised his eyebrow. "Another energy signature?"
"Chibi?"
Imediatly in a yellow light a girl with flame orange hair and a yellow
sailor suit with red bows appeared, a fire whip at her side.
"I am Sailor Sun."
"What?!" Cried Uranus.
"There are several more coming everyone."
Before she even got the words out, several sailor soldiers appeared.
Eternity, Leo, Clios, thousands more Sailor Earths and Sailor Suns so that
before 10 minutes were up the entire void had been crammed to the ceiling
with senshi, more still appearing out of nowhere.
Jupiter pushed a boot out of her face. "Something is definatly wrong here."
"They must be evil." Explained Chibi-Moon.
"Chibi Chibi."
"Somebody please tell us whats going on!" Cried Sailor Moon
A small senshi in her ice blue skirt and glasses popped up. "I can answer that."
"And who are you?" Asked Healer.
"My name is Sailor Information."
Maker rolled her eyes. "Brother."
Information adjusted her glasses and pulled out a script book.
"We are in the fanfiction zone."
Neptune looked around "Did the room just go twilight zone?"
"I think it's for effect." Answered Pluto.
Information continued. "We seem to be experiencing an author overload."
Minako peered at Information. "A what."
"Too many charecters have entered the writer's thoughts."
Mars blinked. "...Okay. So how do we stop it?"
Information closed her script. "We can't."
"Can we get out?" Asked Tuxedo Mask.
"Uh, No."
"Then what do we do?" Cried Sailor Moon.
"Chibi!"
"Don't worry, the Zone will eventally overload and explode."
"What?!" Cried Jupitar.
"Pfft don't be so childish, it's a perfectly natural reaction."
The void began to rumble.
"I'd brace myself if I were you."
Finally the Void explodes as the original planetary Senshi were tossed
onto some random grass hill.
Mars dusted herself off. "I don't even want to know whose idea this was."
"Chibi?"