Saint Seiya Fan Fiction ❯ The Chinese Zodiacs ❯ Chapter twelve ( Chapter 12 )

Authoress' notes : Well, well... twelve!!! [sighs] Kind of sad that this fic has to end soon. But anyway, I love making fun of them. Mwahahaha! Oh, nevermind… Don't sue me Kurumada sensei!

Tifa : Well… Camus!!!!! Where are you???

Vane : He is gone. [looks about]

Tifa : Vane-chan!!! You're here!!!

Vane : Hehe!

Tifa : …Vane, have you hidden Camus?

Vane : Huh?? Um... have I?

Tifa : Vane!!!!

Vane : Fine… Camus, get out from my Torture Room!!!

Camus : NO!!!!!

Vane : Well, she needs you right now…

Tifa : Camus!!! Don't act like a chicken!!! That's Shura's part!!!!

Shura : WHAT!!!!!!!! CHICKEN PECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tifa : Uh-oh!!!! [runs away]

Vane : Hmm... oh, well... Camus!! The disclaimer!!

Camus : *sighs* Tifa owns nothing and Vane wishes she owned me.

Vane : Yup!!!

Chapter Twelve

For the eleventh time!!!! Running scene!!!!! Why did Kurumada sensei build so many ladders???

Seiya : Em hamm thimm! (I hate this!)

Hyoga : For the hundredth time, Seiya!!! Spill out those feathers!!!!!!!!

Ikki : Easy [coughs] to say... [coughes some more feathers out]

Shiryu : Gee, how many feathers did you swallow?

Shun : I think it's enough to stuff a pillow.

Hyoga : Yup, here is a pillow. [carries a pillow]

Shiryu : Hah!!! Where did you get that?!

Hyoga : From Seiya's mouth…

Shun : Euww…

Seiya : Aahhh, finally I can talk!

Shiryu : … Just toss that pillow away, it smells.

Hyoga : Hm hm. [tosses the pillow away]

Ikki : …

Shun : Nichan, are you all right?

Ikki : I'm fine, no feathers anymore.

Hyoga : The eleventh temple is my sensei's temple.

Shiryu : Yup, a dog.

Hyoga : How dare you??!!!

Shiryu : Whahh??

Hyoga : How dare you call my sensei a dog? You- !!!!!!! [ready to punch Shiryu]

Shun : Wait, Hyoga!!!

Ikki : Baka!!! He meant his zodiacal sign!!!

Hyoga : … Really?

Shiryu : Geez, hear me out!!!

Hyoga : … Sorry…

Shun : … Well, here we are…

The bronzies finally make their way to the … dog house… you know? A dog house, a big one… There is a bone-shaped banner stuck above the door… and the word 'CAMUS' written on it.

Hyoga : [sweatdrop] …

Shun : … In my imagination…

Shiryu : …

Seiya : Yes?

Shun : …Nevermind.

Ikki : Shun?

Shun : Nevermind.

Seiya : Let's go. [walks in]

Inside the dog house…

Hyoga : Sensei!!! Are you in?

Seiya : [grinning] Bark, bark, bark!

Ikki : Hehehe!

Shiryu : Sei??

Hyoga : [staring sharply at Seiya] Sensei!!!!!!!!!!

Camus : I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!! JUST WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Hyoga : ……

Camus : What!! [walks out wearing a cloth with a dog-shaped helmet, and of course a dog tail]

Seiya : Gee…

Hyoga : Wow, that's cool!

Camus : What's cool?

Ikki : Not bad.

Camus : Thank you, but... Seiya?

Seiya : ??

Camus : I'll kill you unless you bark!!!

Seiya : No way!

Hyoga : But you have just barked.

Camus : Fine… KILLER FANG!!!!!!!!!

Seiya : Arggggggghhhhhhhhh! [runs away in panic]

Hyoga : !! SENSEI!!!!!!

So here they are, running in circles. Seiya being chased by Camus, while Camus is chased by Hyoga, and Hyoga… chased by Seiya.

Shiryu : Oh my…

Shun : …

Ikki : Well... Can we leave?

Shiryu : Now?

Shun : What about them?

Ikki : [smirks]

Seiya : HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shun : … ARGH!!! I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shiryu : Shun??

Shun : CAMUS!!!! OSUWARI!!!!!!!!!!!! (SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!)

Camus : Why the hell would I ~ ARGH!! WHAT THE ~ [sits down in front of Shun]

Shun : Good dog!! [pats Camus' head]

Seiya : O_O

Shiryu : -.-U

Ikki : O.o

Hyoga : O_Ou

Camus : Why you...

Shun : Osuwari!

Camus : Ouch! [sits down]

Shun : [takes a stick] Catch it! [throws it off]

Camus : Wha!! [chases the stick, catches it and takes it back to Shun]

Shun : Thank you, good dog! [pats his head again]

Seiya : Hey, that sounds funny! [takes the stick] Hey here!!! [throws the stick]

Camus : … [bites Seiya's hand]

Seiya : OUCH!!!!!!!

Hyoga : ?? Why?

Shun : Well, a good dog shouldn't obey anyone but his master.

Camus : Hell!!!

Shun : …Osuwari …

Camus : Ouch!!! [sighs]

Shun : Lay down!

Camus : … [does as he is told]

Shun : Wait here! Come on, let's go!

Seiya : Not fair!!!

Ikki : Come on! [drags Seiya out]

After the bronzies leave, Vane and the other Gold Saints come in. Amazingly, Shura too. (Wasn't he chasing Tifa?)

Vane : My Camus!!!! [hugs him]

Camus : … Do you know what? I should kill that authoress!!!

Vane : Oh my Camus, that is not nice!!

Camus : Be it, where is she??!!!

Vane : Camus??? …Osuwari!!!

Camus : Hah, I won't ~ ouch! [sits down]

Milo : Well, Camus, our authoress can control us here. [smirks]

Camus : … [grumbles]

Vane : Smile, Camus!

Camus : ……

Vane : Camus?? I'll feed you with dog food!

Camus : … v_v

Vane : … Fine… Milo? Tickle him!

Camus : Wait... no!!

Milo : [smirks and begins tickling Camus]

Camus : Gyahahaha! Mi-lo!!! Hahaha! Traitor!!!!!!!!

Vane : Milo? Smile!! [takes a picture]

Milo : [smiles innocently and goes on tickling Camus]


To be continued


Tifa : One more!!!! One Chinese sign left!!! Review please!!!!!!!! And ARGH!!!! I don't know what to do with this piglet!!!