Saiyuki Reload Fan Fiction ❯ You call that Meditation? ❯ Screw Meditation ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: The characters of Sanzo and Kougaiji are borrowed from the manga and TV series Saiyuki, Saiyuki Reload and Saiyuki Reload Gunlock by Kazuya Minekura.

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Sanzo sat down cross-legged in the shade of a tree at the edge of the forest and watched the others drive off.

“About time,” he muttered. “Their damn chattering makes meditation completely impossible.”

He folded his hands in his lap and closed his eyes, preparing to enter a comfortable state of heightened awareness. His solitude lasted all of ten minutes.

“So those other fools finally abandoned you, did they? I didn't think they had that much sense.”

Sanzo sighed, but he did not open his eyes. “Go away, Kougaiji. Can't you see I'm meditating?”

“Meditating? I thought you were sleeping.”

“Sleeping is normally done lying down, jackass.”

“So does that mean you don't want to fight?” He sounded a little disappointed.

“Yes,” Sanzo said in a long-suffering voice, “it means I don't want to fight. Can't you find someone else to bother? I'm busy.”

“Doing some priest thing, huh?” Kougaiji came closer and knelt down facing Sanzo. “You know, you never really struck me as much of a priest. You smoke and drink more than I do. Come to think of it, I don't smoke and drink at all. Maybe I should be the priest.”

“That's impossible.”

“Why's that?”

“Because you're too fucking noisy! Now shut up so I can hear my own thoughts.”

“I don't swear either.”

“Fuck off!”

“There you go again.”

Sanzo took a deep breath and tried to settle into a deep meditative state.

Kougaiji leaned forward and kissed him on the mouth.

Sanzo's eyes flew open. “What the hell do you think you're doing?”

“I just wanted to see how deep under you were.” Kougaiji shook his head. “You distract pretty easily.”

“I have a gun you know,” Sanzo growled. “I'll shoot you.”

“Oh, please! I'm not threatening you. Go on with your meditation. I promise I'll just watch.”

Sanzo scowled at him for a second and closed his eyes again. Once more, he attempted to enter a meditative state. His breathing slowed.

Kougaiji slipped his hand inside Sanzo's robe and stroked his penis.

Sanzo shuddered but he refused to open his eyes. “You call that watching?”

“I was just curious. I've heard priests sometimes get hard-ons when they're meditating. You seem pretty flaccid there, my friend.”

Sanzo muttered a curse under his breath. “Get your hand off my dick. I'm a holy man. Show me some respect.”

“Respect, eh?” Kougaiji pushed Sanzo's robe open and stuck his hand down the front of his trousers. He started pulling on Sanzo's cock to get it hard. “How am I supposed to respect something this soft? Oh, wait a minute. That's better.” Sanzo's penis was sticking straight up out of his trousers and getting fatter by the second. “Hmm. This is starting to get respectable now.”

“I didn't know you were into molesting priests,” Sanzo grumbled. “But I'm not going to let you distract me.”

“What kind of priest would you be if you let a little thing like a boner distract you?” Kougaiji backed up a little and leaned over. He licked the tip of Sanzo's penis slowly. “You seem to be leaking a little. I didn't know priests were allowed to cum.”

“I didn't know you were a fucking pervert.”

“There you go, swearing again.” Kougaiji slid his mouth over Sanzo's cock. He slid it all the way in until it was nearly choking him and then slowly sucked his way back to the tip.

“Ahhh!” Sanzo shuddered. It took all his concentration to keep his eyes closed. “You can suck my cock all you want. It won't do you any good.”

“Now that sounds like a challenge.” Kougaiji went to work on him, sliding his mouth up and down faster and faster, getting Sanzo harder and harder. Sanzo's breathing got faster. Then his mouth fell open and he began to moan. Then he gasped, shuddered and came in Kougaiji's mouth. Kougaiji sucked hard on the tip and rubbed Sanzo's dick briskly to keep him spraying as long as possible.

“You realize you're just helping me to relax,” Sanzo groaned. “Sexual release is a good way to relieve tension and prepare for meditation.”

“Is it really?” Kougaiji sat up with a smile. “So how come something like a little kiss distracted you, but a blow job doesn't?”

“The kiss didn't distract me. You just caught me by surprise. Now get your hand off my dick and go away. I have some meditating to do.”

“But I can help you get into a nice deep trance.” Kougaiji crawled around in back of Sanzo and pulled him up onto his knees. He pulled Sanzo' robe down off his shoulders and pushed his trousers down, exposing Sanzo's muscular buttocks. “My goodness! I had no idea priests put so much effort into their conditioning!” He caressed Sanzo's ass. It was nicely firm and smooth. “Ooh, I like it when a guy doesn't have a hairy ass. It's such a turnoff.”

“Get your hands off my ass, demon pervert.”

“Just close your eyes. I'm going to help you release a little more tension.” Kougaiji pulled his dick out and stroked it. “You wouldn't believe how hard your ass has made me.” He was starting to leak a little, so he rubbed the tip of his cock between Sanzo's buttocks, getting him wet. Then he worked it into Sanzo's hole. He put his other arm around Sanzo's waist and shoved with his hips, driving his cock all the way in. Sanzo grunted. “Oh, you are so tight!” Kougaiji exclaimed. “This feels so good.” He started thrusting in and out slowly, savoring the nice tight feel of Sanzo's ass. “You're deep, too.”

“If you don't get your cock out of my ass right now, I'm going to shoot you in the face.”

“You already shot me in the face,” Kougaiji chuckled. “or in the mouth, to be more precise. Now hush, you shouldn't talk while you're meditating. I'll just be back here releasing your tension.” Kougaiji gripped Sanzo's hips with both hands and started pounding his dick into Sanzo's ass.

Sanzo grunted as his dick got hard. It was very difficult to concentrate on his innermost thoughts while he was getting turned on by some of the best ass-fucking he'd had in years. He dropped forward onto his hands and Kougaiji leaned forward, banging Sanzo with deep, hard thrusts. Sanzo began to groan aloud. This was not working at all. He was not going to be able to meditate while Kougaiji was ramming a dick the size of a tree branch up his ass.

He came again, shooting cum out into the sunlight, where it sparkled in the grass.

“Oh yes!” Kougaiji cried out, and he jammed his hips up hard against Sanzo's butt. Sanzo could feel his dick pumping, shooting cum up his ass. Kougaiji panted for a few minutes, waiting for the final shudders of orgasm to subside. “Do you feel more relaxed now? I know I certainly do.”

“This is no way to show respect for a holy man,” Sanzo replied breathlessly. “My concentration has been completely shattered.”

“Oh, that is unfortunate. Perhaps if I tire you out, you will be able to obtain a more restful frame of mind.” He leaned forward onto his hands, forcing Sanzo to drop down onto his elbows, with his butt stuck up in the air. Kougaiji began moving his hips, sliding his dick in and out. “I seem to have gotten you rather wet.”

“No shit, asshole. It's running down my legs. I'm going to have to wash my clothes now.”

“You really are going to have to do something about your language.” Kougaiji started moving faster as his dick got harder. “I'm ready for another go, what about you?”

“Like I have a choice?” Sanzo replied sarcastically.

“Good point. Now be a nice doggie and hold still.” Kougaiji started pounding him again, his long hair spilling down around Sanzo's face. Sanzo closed his eyes and panted through his open mouth while growing excitement hardened his cock again. This is ridiculous, he thought. I should not be getting this turned on by a little butt-fucking. But it was damn good butt-fucking. Kougaiji just kept ramming it up his ass until Sanzo was gasping out loud, his cries of pleasure echoing under the trees. Crouched over as he was, when he came for a third time, he got cum all over himself. It dripped off his chin.

“Dammit!” he exclaimed, “now I need a fucking bath, too!”

Kougaiji grunted as he ejaculated into Sanzo for a second time. “You worry too much,” he said breathlessly. “No wonder you can't enter a meditative state.”

“That's it!” Sanzo began groping for this gun. “Now I really am going to shoot you!”

Kougaiji pulled out of Sanzo with a laugh. “Maybe it's time I went on my way. It seems like I'm not really helping you, am I?” Kougaiji stood up and trotted away through the trees, laughing.

“Son of a bitch!” Sanzo sat up and fired a shot after him, but he wasn't really trying to hit him. “Next time,” he shouted, “I'll shoot first, fucking pervert!”

Kougaiji's laughter drifted back through the trees. “You did shoot first!”

“I hate demons!” Sanzo muttered as he straightened his clothes and settled back into his meditation posture. He closed his eyes and cleared his mind.

And then the sound of Hakkeru's engine reached his ears, followed by Goku's shout.

“Hey, Sanzo! Are you done yet?”

“Shit!”