SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ A simple story: the sequel ❯ And so the story begins ( Chapter 1 )

A/N: Well, I got two people! That makes me happy! And so I write more!

 

Disclaimer: I do not, for I'm sure not the last time, own SD Gundam. I really don't own the character designs for them either…. Melady101 gets full claim for that because she's the one I call and ask repeatedly how people look… I'm not creative like that… Now… onto the sequel!!! And, and! Melady101 gets full credit for a section in the last part of this chapter! I put it in bold! Kudos for Melady!!!!!

 

Narrator: Well… not really… more like… THE BEGINNING

 

Sazabi: (stares out the window at his fiancé disappearing into the distance, looks thoughtful, turns to the door) Gerbera!!!

 

Gerbera: (enters in through the door) Yes Sazabi?

 

Sazabi: My fiancé was kidnapped! We must rescue him back! (puts his arms around Gerbera's neck and pushes flush against him, kisses him lightly on the lips) You want to marry me, don't you?

 

Gerbera: (looks away with boredom) Not really….

 

Sazabi: (starts chibi crying) (lets go and moves away, gloom) Nobody loves me! (throws hands up dramatically)

 

Gerbera: (stares, sweat drop) (grabs Sazabi as he's leaving and pulls him back to kiss him passionately) Idiot, I was kidding (kisses him again)

 

Sazabi: (pouts) That was mean (but kisses back anyway, then pulls away) We must go rescue my fiancé! Saddle up my horse Gerbera! We ride at dawn!!

 

~Meanwhile~

 

Zapper: (sighs in annoyance) Okay, I think we're far enough away… you can put me down now…

 

Grappler: Zapper… I don't think-

 

Zapper: DOWN! NOW!

 

Grappler: (shrugs, sets him down and starts walking again)

 

Zapper: (follows after, trips after two steps, and lands face first in the dirt) …

 

Grappler: (stops walking a couple passes ahead and turns around, eyes narrowed) Does the ground taste that good, Zapper? I know worms are supposed to like it but…

 

Zapper: (fumes) You bastard! (gets up, takes a couple of steps and trips, falling again) (pissed off, evil aura just rolling off him)

 

Grappler: (stares) I told you so…

 

Zapper: (flips himself over) (glaring daggers at Grappler, muttering obscenities, and hikes up dress to get at the extremely high heels) (unfortunately for Zapper they prove to be quite stubborn and unwilling to give up Zappers feet)

 

Grappler: (eyes light up in amusement) Having fun?

 

Zapper: (glares) Shut up! (goes back to the many straps and buckles) (eyes flare) Damnit!

 

Grappler: (sits down on a convenient rock and watches) (popcorn appears out of nowhere and he starts eating it)

(a few hours later)

 

Zapper: (collapsed in defeated exhaustion)

 

Grappler: (still eating the bottomless bowl of popcorn)

 

Zapper: (curses) I give up! These stupid things are glued on!!

 

Grappler: (looks him over) Want me to try?

 

Zapper: (points menacingly) Don't come anywhere near me!!! I can take my own shoes off myself!!! (turns around so he's not looking at Grappler and sulks, glooms, and stares hatefully at the shoes)

 

Shoes: (have their feelings hurt….) ……

(a couple more hours later)

 

Grappler: … Zapper…. I'm becoming bored (starts throwing the popcorn at him for entertainment)

 

Zapper: Stop it!!!

 

Grappler: (throws the whole thing at him)

 

Zapper: (the popcorn pours out until he's completely covered in the pile) (has to dig himself out and glares at Grappler) I hate you… (goes back to sulking)

 

Grappler: …… (an MP3 player appears, Grappler cheers with delight, puts it on, and listens to it)

(2 days later)

 

Zapper: (sleeping)

 

Grappler: (pokes him)

 

Zapper: Mmmm… (opens eyes) What do you want?

 

Grappler: (still listening to MP3 player, points at shoes that are no longer on Zapper's feet and then at the McDonalds a couple feet away)

 

Zapper: … (stares) … I hate you…

 

Grappler: (shrugs and starts walking toward the McDonalds)

(once inside)

 

Zapper: (sits at a table)

 

Grappler: (goes to get food)

 

Zapper: (drums his fingers on the table, looks at his grumbling stomach)

 

Tallgeese: (comes up to the table casually and places a hand flirtatiously on his shoulder) Why hello damsel…

 

Zapper: (whirls around with eyes blazing and fist raised) What did you call me????

 

Tallgeese: (puts hands up in mock surrender) You are correct, damsel is far to simple a word to express your beauty, but never fear, I cam bearing a peace offering (gives him fries)

 

Zapper: … (looks from fries to Tallgeese and back a couple of times before turning from Tallgeese and devouring the fries)

 

Tallgeese: (takes a seat next to him) Now, pray tell, fair maiden, what brings you to these parts?

 

Zapper: (ignores him in order to continue eating fries)

 

Grappler: (comes back with a tray of burgers, sodas and fries) (sits on the other side of the table and grabs a burger, fries and soda for himself and starts eating) (after a while, looks up and sees Tallgeese) 6.6 … And who are you?

 

Tallgeese: >.> …. I am just a simple passerby who happened upon this fair maiden.

 

Grappler: (looks from Tallgeese to where he is motioning at Zapper and snorts) (bursts out laughing) Fair maiden???? (still laughing, picks up his food) well, I'm sorry to intrude, I'll leave you to your meal.

 

Zapper: (looks up, speaking through a bite of burger) You do and you will die…

 

Grappler: (shrugs and sits back down) If you say so (still somewhat laughing while he eats)

 

Tallgeese: (looks at the both of them) I do not see what is so humorous.

 

Grappler: (points at Zapper) Your fair maiden is 100% guy!

 

Tallgeese: (shock/gasp) O.O !!!!!! …….. So?

 

Grappler: (bursts out laughing at this)

 

Zapper: (stands, faces Tallgeese) So I'm not gay, not interested, and I hate you!!

 

Tallgeese: (pulls wounded expression) It pains me greatly to hear you say so. As you wish then, I will leave you lovebirds alone. But you have not yet seen the last of me! (gets up and runs to a different table where some twins with orange and light blue hair are and throws his arms around them, starts crying and eventually they start making out)

 

Grappler: He got over that quickly….

 

Zapper: (glares) We are not lovebirds!!!

 

Grappler: Of course not… (somewhat sarcastic, continues eating)

 

Zapper: (eyes narrow further) You sounded sarcastic

 

Grappler: …. Of course not (said the same way and grins)

 

Narrator: Eventually they finish their meal…

 

Zapper: (firmly) Before we do ANYTHING, I am so changing! (goes into the changing room, after some time, comes out wearing a fish net shirt, and leather pants) >.>;;;;

 

Grappler: (can't seem to keep himself from staring)

 

Zapper: (glares) Eyes off, bastard!

 

Grappler: (looks away grinning)

 

Zapper: (eyes narrow further) It's the only thing they had…

 

Grappler: (nods) I see…

 

Narrator: and head outside, where they meet with an unexpected visitor…

 

Sazabi: (riding on the white horse) (points menacingly at Grappler) You! You stole my fiancé! Now I shall kill you to take her back! .….. (waves happily at Zapper) Hi honey! Don't worry, we'll be going home soon ^^

Zapper: ;;>> (tries in vain to hide behind Grappler)

Sazabi: (jumps off his horse and draws his sword, pointing it at Grappler) Now, draw your sword and let us fight to the death! (charges)

Grappler: (turns and starts walking away) Hey, I didn't steal anything and I'm sure as hell not fighting a pansy like you.

Sazabi: (falls over) ;-; What?! >.< Grappler, wait! You can't just leave. We have to have a dramatic battle where, in the end, one of us shall fall and then the other, as victor, claims the princess' heart and marries her.

Zapper: (fumes) I'm not a woman dammit!!

 

Grappler: (looks back) I don't have time to waste on having a pointless battle…

 

Narrator: and immediately are locked into a battle for the princess.

 

Grappler: (suddenly has a sword and has it pointing toward Sazabi in a ready position) (sweat drops) But it seems that now I do….

 

A/N: Alright…. I think I'll stop right there… mainly because I have to go to sleep right now! Cheers!!!