SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ CHIBIFIED!!! ❯ Of Ferrets and Pears ( Chapter 9 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: May-VeggieGirl1 
We discover who is behind this and what is wrong with Captain! ^_^;; Yay, new chibis! XD
Anime/Manga: SD Gundam Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Children's / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.20.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 560 | Status: Completed
We discover who is behind this and what is wrong with Captain! ^_^;; Yay, new chibis! XD
Anime/Manga: SD Gundam Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Children's / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.20.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 560 | Status: Completed
CHIBIFIED!!!
By: May-VeggieGirl1
^^ Yay, another update! And happy belated halloween everyboby!! XD
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Shute's eyes slowly flickered open to Zero, Guneagle, Baku, and Captain bounded next to him with rope.
S: "...Huh? Captain, what's going on?!?"
C: "Shute!! I'M- *twitch* CHEESEWIZ!!" ;__; *cries*
S: Oo;;;;;;;;;;
B: "Shute... I'm glad you're awake..."
S: "Baku, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!?!"
???: MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
S: ! "Who's there?!?"
The Dark Axis trio step out from the darkness.
S: "You guys?!? AGAIN!?!?"
ZZ: *laughs* "That's right!! And this time we have defeated you!!"
S: "What dya' mean?!"
GG: "What he means is we took time to exploit your weaknesses!!"
DD: "Dya'!!"
S: "How so??" O.o
ZZ: "Well, it's obvious what Zero's weakness is!"
Z: *foaming at the mouth and mumbling incoherent things about coffee*
ZZ: "So we gave him decaf." ^_^ *laughs maniacally*
S: "What about Baku??"
GG: "We concluded that he would never distrust food."
B: _/ "That... is so... evil..." *brightens* "You guys make a mean cake!" ^_^
S: x.x "Guneagle??"
G: *gnawing on the Carebear's head* *hiss*
S: -.-;;;;;;;;;; "What did you guys do to Captain then?!?"
DD: "Daaa, bunny!" *ferret climbs on his back*
ZZ: "It's not a bunny, you dipstick!" -.- "We recently discovered information of Captain's one and only weakness!!"
C: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU, LALALALALALALALALALA--"
S: "Which is?"
B, Z, G: *wait for answer*
C: "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB!! MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB-"
B: "For dinner!" ^_^
Everyone: .......................<.<;; *scoot away from Baku*
B: "What?? It's how the song goes!!"
C: x.x "MRS. SUZY HAD A STEAMBOAT, THE STEAMBOAT HAD A BELL-"
*door bell ring*
C: "MRS. SUZY WENT TO HEAVEN, THE STEAMBOAT WENT TO--"
Mark: *just coming home* "........... Hello??" *is mobbed by ferrets*
C: "-OPERATOR, GIVE ME NUMBER NINE!! IF YOU DISCONNECT ME, I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR- BEHIND THE FRIDGERATOR WAS A PIECE OF GLASS. MRS. SUZY FELL UPON IT AND BROKE HER LITTLE--"
S: "Answer already!"
GG: "The mentioning or presence of-"
C: "ASK ME NO MORE QUESTIONS, TELL ME NO MORE LIES. THE BOYS ARE IN THE BATHROOM, ZIPPING UP THEIR- FLIES ARE IN THE MEADOW, THE BEES ARE IN THE PARK. MRS. SUZY AND HER BOYFRIEND ARE KISSING IN THE D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK, DARK, DARKER THAN THE OCEAN, DARKER THAN THE SEA, DARKER THAN THE--"
S: "Captain, don't be offended but, SHUT UP ALREADY!!!"
GG: "ferrets or pears-"
C: *flails about while wailing*
GG: T_T+++ "The mentioning or presence of ferrets and pears is an anomaly in his programing and triggers a glitch in his system." v.v
C: "MAKE IT STOP, IT BUUURRRNNSS!!!" ;_______;
S: "........ Why........." *slaps forehead* "Well, that DOES explain the senseless babble..." -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
ZZ: "So, therefore, WE HAVE CONQUERED YOU!!!"
S: -_-;; "You mean that you couldn't beat them even though they're chibified, so you had to resort to their weaknesses...?"
DA Trio: "................... what the?!? They're CHIBI!!"
B: *sing-a-song tune* "We're not the only ones!" ^.^
DA Trio: "........." *looks down* "AAHHHH!!! WE'RE CHIBI!!"
C: "010101111010000100101010100101111101000010101010010101001010..." x___x
Z: *gurgling saliva* .__.
S: *takes out old' faithful (aka pocket knife) and cuts rope* *stands up and picks up the trio* "Hey, guys, should I take out the trash myself this time??"
ZZ: "THIS ISN'T FAIR!!" ><;;;
GG: "HEY!! Get your grimy hands off me, human!!" ><++
DD: "Daaa, this mean we lose?" =/
ZZ: *sarcastic* "No, this mean we get to have a tea party with them." -.-0
B: "Oh! Will you make some more cake??" ^^
GG: "No- besides it was poison!" >:p
B: "Is that your secret ingredient? I never knew poison was so tasty." ^-^;;;
S: *falls over anime style* _-_...
ZZ: "Great, now commander is going to kill us. This bites."
GG: "No, that's the ferret chewing on your foot."
C: *starts making a dial-up like screech from the word 'ferret'*
S: *holds ears painfully, dropping the DA Trio* "Alright, ALRIGHT!! Help me get rid of the ferrets and pears and we'll let you stay until everyone is unchibi so your commander won't kill you!!" x.x
S: -_-;;;; "Thank goodness that's over with..."
C: *holding ice pack on head* =_=
S: "How come Kao Lyn didn't fix that problem??" ><;;;
C: *thinks back...*
The toddler Captain tugged on Kao Lyn's shirt.
C: "Mr. Kao Lyn, aren't you going to get the anti-virus software I need??"
K: *fiddling with controller* "I will as soon as I beat this level!!"
C: "He never beat the level." v.v
S: x.x
GG: "So all he does now is try to beat that level?"
C: "Yup. Been trying for at least 7 years now."
GG: "That is just pathetic." -.-;; "Typical for a human."
Z: "You'd think he'd be taking gymnastics instead." -.- *shaking hands trying to hold the hot cocoa steady*
B: *slurps his hot cocoa* ^_^ "Yum!"
S: x_x "Baku, you still have poison in your system!!"
B: "I have an iron stomach." ^^;
C: "Actually, your stomach should be made of gundanium like the rest of you."
B: "It's an expression! Like this: ;p."
C: "..."
B: "Yeah, I got that name from my brother after I had drank all the stuff in those pretty colored bottles under the sink and in the medicine cabinet." ^^
Z: -.-0 "Amazing your alive."
ZZ: x.x "Crazy sonofa-"
DD: "Daaa, I want some cocoa!!" ;.;
G: *throws Carebear in fireplace* *sniff* "Now the healing can begin..."
~*~*~*~*~*
...And the chapter can end. ^_^ well, that lil' conflict is over, but now the insanity has double folded! ;p R&R
By: May-VeggieGirl1
^^ Yay, another update! And happy belated halloween everyboby!! XD
~*~*~*~*~*
Shute's eyes slowly flickered open to Zero, Guneagle, Baku, and Captain bounded next to him with rope.
S: "...Huh? Captain, what's going on?!?"
C: "Shute!! I'M- *twitch* CHEESEWIZ!!" ;__; *cries*
S: Oo;;;;;;;;;;
B: "Shute... I'm glad you're awake..."
S: "Baku, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!?!"
???: MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
S: ! "Who's there?!?"
The Dark Axis trio step out from the darkness.
S: "You guys?!? AGAIN!?!?"
ZZ: *laughs* "That's right!! And this time we have defeated you!!"
S: "What dya' mean?!"
GG: "What he means is we took time to exploit your weaknesses!!"
DD: "Dya'!!"
S: "How so??" O.o
ZZ: "Well, it's obvious what Zero's weakness is!"
Z: *foaming at the mouth and mumbling incoherent things about coffee*
ZZ: "So we gave him decaf." ^_^ *laughs maniacally*
S: "What about Baku??"
GG: "We concluded that he would never distrust food."
B: _/ "That... is so... evil..." *brightens* "You guys make a mean cake!" ^_^
S: x.x "Guneagle??"
G: *gnawing on the Carebear's head* *hiss*
S: -.-;;;;;;;;;; "What did you guys do to Captain then?!?"
DD: "Daaa, bunny!" *ferret climbs on his back*
ZZ: "It's not a bunny, you dipstick!" -.- "We recently discovered information of Captain's one and only weakness!!"
C: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU, LALALALALALALALALALA--"
S: "Which is?"
B, Z, G: *wait for answer*
C: "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB!! MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB-"
B: "For dinner!" ^_^
Everyone: .......................<.<;; *scoot away from Baku*
B: "What?? It's how the song goes!!"
C: x.x "MRS. SUZY HAD A STEAMBOAT, THE STEAMBOAT HAD A BELL-"
*door bell ring*
C: "MRS. SUZY WENT TO HEAVEN, THE STEAMBOAT WENT TO--"
Mark: *just coming home* "........... Hello??" *is mobbed by ferrets*
C: "-OPERATOR, GIVE ME NUMBER NINE!! IF YOU DISCONNECT ME, I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR- BEHIND THE FRIDGERATOR WAS A PIECE OF GLASS. MRS. SUZY FELL UPON IT AND BROKE HER LITTLE--"
S: "Answer already!"
GG: "The mentioning or presence of-"
C: "ASK ME NO MORE QUESTIONS, TELL ME NO MORE LIES. THE BOYS ARE IN THE BATHROOM, ZIPPING UP THEIR- FLIES ARE IN THE MEADOW, THE BEES ARE IN THE PARK. MRS. SUZY AND HER BOYFRIEND ARE KISSING IN THE D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK, DARK, DARKER THAN THE OCEAN, DARKER THAN THE SEA, DARKER THAN THE--"
S: "Captain, don't be offended but, SHUT UP ALREADY!!!"
GG: "ferrets or pears-"
C: *flails about while wailing*
GG: T_T+++ "The mentioning or presence of ferrets and pears is an anomaly in his programing and triggers a glitch in his system." v.v
C: "MAKE IT STOP, IT BUUURRRNNSS!!!" ;_______;
S: "........ Why........." *slaps forehead* "Well, that DOES explain the senseless babble..." -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
ZZ: "So, therefore, WE HAVE CONQUERED YOU!!!"
S: -_-;; "You mean that you couldn't beat them even though they're chibified, so you had to resort to their weaknesses...?"
DA Trio: "................... what the?!? They're CHIBI!!"
B: *sing-a-song tune* "We're not the only ones!" ^.^
DA Trio: "........." *looks down* "AAHHHH!!! WE'RE CHIBI!!"
C: "010101111010000100101010100101111101000010101010010101001010..." x___x
Z: *gurgling saliva* .__.
S: *takes out old' faithful (aka pocket knife) and cuts rope* *stands up and picks up the trio* "Hey, guys, should I take out the trash myself this time??"
ZZ: "THIS ISN'T FAIR!!" ><;;;
GG: "HEY!! Get your grimy hands off me, human!!" ><++
DD: "Daaa, this mean we lose?" =/
ZZ: *sarcastic* "No, this mean we get to have a tea party with them." -.-0
B: "Oh! Will you make some more cake??" ^^
GG: "No- besides it was poison!" >:p
B: "Is that your secret ingredient? I never knew poison was so tasty." ^-^;;;
S: *falls over anime style* _-_...
ZZ: "Great, now commander is going to kill us. This bites."
GG: "No, that's the ferret chewing on your foot."
C: *starts making a dial-up like screech from the word 'ferret'*
S: *holds ears painfully, dropping the DA Trio* "Alright, ALRIGHT!! Help me get rid of the ferrets and pears and we'll let you stay until everyone is unchibi so your commander won't kill you!!" x.x
S: -_-;;;; "Thank goodness that's over with..."
C: *holding ice pack on head* =_=
S: "How come Kao Lyn didn't fix that problem??" ><;;;
C: *thinks back...*
The toddler Captain tugged on Kao Lyn's shirt.
C: "Mr. Kao Lyn, aren't you going to get the anti-virus software I need??"
K: *fiddling with controller* "I will as soon as I beat this level!!"
C: "He never beat the level." v.v
S: x.x
GG: "So all he does now is try to beat that level?"
C: "Yup. Been trying for at least 7 years now."
GG: "That is just pathetic." -.-;; "Typical for a human."
Z: "You'd think he'd be taking gymnastics instead." -.- *shaking hands trying to hold the hot cocoa steady*
B: *slurps his hot cocoa* ^_^ "Yum!"
S: x_x "Baku, you still have poison in your system!!"
B: "I have an iron stomach." ^^;
C: "Actually, your stomach should be made of gundanium like the rest of you."
B: "It's an expression! Like this: ;p."
C: "..."
B: "Yeah, I got that name from my brother after I had drank all the stuff in those pretty colored bottles under the sink and in the medicine cabinet." ^^
Z: -.-0 "Amazing your alive."
ZZ: x.x "Crazy sonofa-"
DD: "Daaa, I want some cocoa!!" ;.;
G: *throws Carebear in fireplace* *sniff* "Now the healing can begin..."
~*~*~*~*~*
...And the chapter can end. ^_^ well, that lil' conflict is over, but now the insanity has double folded! ;p R&R