SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Concert Time: SDG Style ❯ Miss Neotopian Crabs ( Chapter 12 )

A.N. *Gasp* I got off my lazy butt and updated! Help it's a sign of the apocalypse!

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Miss Neotopian Crabs

 

The crowd was still not responding to Mahago. “Come on, people, it's not a that big of a deal!” She half yelled. The crowd just stood there. Mahago shook her head. “ Please welcome the most fairest women of all Neotopia, Mayor Margaret Gathermoon!” The crowd applauded for their mayor all wondering what she was going to sing. The curtain raised to show the mayor, Sayla, and other random gundams and humans.

 

MMG

Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha,

side step, front step, back, and turn.

 

Kay, Shining, and some others walked on stage.

 

Kay

Way do I have to this again?

 

Shining

Hey it'll be over soon.

 

MMG

Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and, oh, Amber, look at this motly crew!
Things sure have changed since when I was crowned Miss Baltimore Crabs!

 

Sayla

Oh mother not more ancient history.

 

MMG

Oh, my God how times have changed, these girls must be blind, or completely deranged!
But time seemed to halt, when I was Miss Baltimore Crabs.
Amber, that move is far too dirty!

Sayla
Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930!

MMG
You can laugh, but life's a test!
Don't do this, don't do that!
Remember, Mother knows best!
And the crowns in the vault
from when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs

Sayla
These steps are perfect ammunition.

MMG
Let me show you how your Mommy dear,
took out the competition.
Girls, go get 'em, boys lets ramba!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Those poor runner ups
might still hold some grudges
They padded their cups
But I screwed the judges!
Those broads thought they'd win,
If a plate they would spin in their dance...not a chance!!
Boys, put me down!
Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got!

Kids and gundams
Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!

MMG
Ready? Begin.
On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or backbone grind bind!

Sayla
Was that a dance for fleas and ticks?

MMG
Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks!
Oh I hit the stage
Batons ablaze
While belting Aida
and preparing SOUFLEES!
But that triple somersault
Is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!

The mayor started to dance and twirl around a baton.

MMG
Proceed.

Sayla
Are you scared, we're on live?

Kay
No, I'm sure I can cope.

Sayla
Well, this show isn't broadcast in

COUNCIL GIRLS
Cinemascope!

MMG
I never drank one chocolate malt
no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!

Sayla
This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes!

MMG
Kid, she'll never get a date
'til Daddy buys her a new nose!
I would say
Oy gevalt!!...
If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs

Sayla
Do you dance like you dress?

Prince Link
Amber, theres no need to be cruel.

MMG
would u swim in an integrated pool?

Kay
I sure would! I'm all for integration! It's the new frontier!

MMG
Not in Baltimore, it isn't.
And may I be frank?
First impressions can be tough
and when I saw you I knew
if your size weren't enough
your last answer just blew it!
and so my dear
so short and stout
you'll never be in
so we're kicking you out!
with your form and your face
Oh, but it isn't your fault!
You're just down with a case of Miss

ENSEMBLE
Baltimore

MMG
Crabs!!...Ugh, you may go.

Shining
See, it's all over.

 

The crowd cheered for their mayor as the music ended and the curtain closed.

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Ok I know the song didn't really fit MMG but that was the only song I could think of. Anyway see you all again soon. Chow!