SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Humorous Moments in SD Gundam Force ❯ Quotes and Moments! ( Chapter 5 )

Alrighty, folks, it's time for some humorous situations and quotes! Enjoy!

 

This fic was written with only free-range plot bunnies.

 

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Rele having to explain to her father exactly why there is a poster of a shirtless Orlando Bloom under her bed in Lacroa. (Rele: Erm, well, you see, Father…)

 

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Noah, Coah, and Doah having to baby-sit Nana. (Doah: Shute, you say that all humans are this small at one point?)

(Coah: We don't believe you.)

(Noah: There is no way that Chief Haro was ever this short.)

 

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Sakura having to explain why Zeth is duct-taped to the wall. (Sakura: He started it!)

 

{Sorry, I couldn't resist. This was just too tempting…}

 

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Kibaomaru getting drunk and singing “Barbie Girl”. (Kibaomaru: Life in plasti-*hic*-ic, it's *hic* fantas-*hic*!)

 

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Zero meets his massive fan base. (Zero: That's it! I've sworn off women. Hey, give me back my cape!)

 

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Shute and Rele get turned into Gundams. (Shute: Hey, my skates have turbo rockets… *runs into wall/tree/etc.* Oww…)

 

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Guneagle painting Chief Haro's mask to look like a basketball. (Chief Haro: While I am aware that you are a basketball fan, Guneagle, please strive to keep your enthusiasm in the TV room. *sees a basketball-painted Fenn float by* For all our sakes…)

 

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Baku finds all the Baku/Zero slash those on MediaMiner have written. (Baku: *slamming head against wall* Why won't the images leave?)

 

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Guneagle accidentally e-mails a love letter to Juli. (Guneagle: Dammit! RAIMI, recall that message!)

(RAIMI: Too late, she's already started to read it.)

 

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Rele dares Sayla to call Shute and tell him he's cute. (Sayla: I'm sooooo gonna kill you for th- Hi, is this Shute?)

 

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Destroyer Dom gets mistaken for a piñata by a crowd of six-year-olds. (D.D.: Dom no got *OUCH* candy!)

 

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Baku is forced to be the clown for Nana's birthday. (Zero: Look, kids, its Baka the Clown! Baku: One of these days, Zero…)

 

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Rele wears a bikini in a swimsuit competition. (Zero: *choking Sayla_Gathermoon* How am I supposed to explain that to he father!?)

(S.G.: X__X)

 

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Chief Haro and Kao Lyn go head to head in a dance-off. (Baku: The Human Jumping Bean's got the advantage.)

 

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Juli reading the afore-mentioned love e-mail from Guneagle. (Juli: *calls Guneagle* I'm flattered, but two things are wrong with this. One, you're too young, and two, you're the wrong species.)

 

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These should tide you over until I get the next chapter of “GGs Unite!” done. As always, any plot bunnies conceived during the reading of this fiction belong solely to you, the reader.

 

R&R, mi amigos!