SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ I Hate My Name! ❯ That's Random ( Chapter 9 )

Hi people! Happy Mothers Day! So starts another humorous chapter of `I Hate My Name!' I'm very excited about this one and I don't know why… It must be that third glass of Mountain Dew *takes a sip of M.D. from a large glass* Yum! ^_^ So now that I'm hyped up from the massive amount of sugar and caffeine I'll be typing for quite a while! @___@

 

Zapper: You know that caffeine isn't good for you right? T_T0

 

Me: *starts shaking* Wh-what do you mean `not good for you'? *eye twitches* >__O

 

Zapper: …That's what I mean you thick headed idiot… T___T+0

 

9_9 …O.k… That was a little awkward. But anyways, yeah my veins are surging with energy so SOME BODY TRY AND STOP ME! Muha, ha, ha, ha! >:D ….Sorry. -.-0

 

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I Hate My Name!

Chp.9: That Was A Little Random

 

In Shute's Back Yard….

 

GunEagle: Oh come on! I deserve some sort of reward for my awesome performance yesterday! >:O

 

Shute: GunEagle it's just a can of Mountain Dew, nothing more, nothing less. T_T0

 

Chaos: Yeah and besides, what performance? 9_9

 

GunEagle: What do you mean `what performance'?! I rescued your hide!

 

Zero: *crosses his arms* Actually, the way Chaos described it, it sounded like you didn't do much. 7_7

 

GunEagle: You don't have any proof of that! ><+

 

Baku: *smirks* Well she wasn't the one crying for an hour about how scared she was and how she thought she was going to die. >:)

 

GunEagle: *face turns pink and looks to the ground* Tha-that was an after shock. ;__;

 

Captain: Besides, Kao Lynn said that it wouldn't be good for your health to have such a large amount of caffeine.

 

Zeth: *waves a can of M.D. in front of GunEagle's face* Na, na, na, na, na, na! >:p

 

GunEagle: *shoves Zeth over and snatches his pop* Ha! It's mine, all mine! >:D

 

Captain: NO! Don't drink it, I BEG OF YOU! O0O

 

GunEagle: Screw you! *takes a sip*

 

Captain: NoooOOOooo! ;____;

 

Chaos: Geez Captain, I don't think it's that bad. O_O

 

Shute: Right. I mean how bad could GunEagle be with a sugar hype? ^^;

 

Captain: *running around* It's armageddon! ;________;

 

Zero: Captain, it is not the end of the world just because GunEagle drank some caffeine. T.T”

 

Captain: But it is! The last time he drank some Mountain Dew he nearly destroyed the blanc base! ):

 

Baku: …When did this happen…-.-0

 

Captain: Before I met all of you. 9_9

 

Shute: I was about to say, I don't remember that ever-

 

GunEagle: *zooms around the back yard at a very high rate of speed* Frakenburgur! :D

 

Chaos: …That was a little-random. -_-“

 

Captain: *panics* We've got to stop him now before something really bad happens! 0__0!

 

GunEagle: *smashes through one of the house's windows* Mu, ha, ha, ha, ha! >:D

 

Shute: *grabs his hair* Eeep. O____O

 

Baku: What should we do? 9_9?

 

Captain: We need to isolate him until he suffers a sugar crash. v_v

 

Zero: Sounds simple enough. ^..^ *magically pulls a large cloth bag from behind his back*

 

Chaos: …Where the heck did that come from? o.o?

 

Zero: *waves his index finger* Ah, ah, ah, a good magician never reveals his secrets. ^_~

 

Chaos: Aren't we getting off topic magic man? 7_7

 

Shute: Knock it off you two! All we need to do is get GunEagle into that conveniently provided bag and put him into a plain room. *runs into room with everyone close behind*

 

Inside The House…

 

Baku: Alright GunEagle, surrender! This is a battle that you cannot hope to win! >:O

 

*JAWS music plays*

 

Da Dum

 

Chaos: Where is he? 9_9

 

Da Dum

 

Zero: *holds bag tightly* Don't know. O.O

 

*music quickens*

 

Da Dum Da Dum Da Dum

 

Captain : *swings around* Ahhh ! O____O

 

Ba Da Dum

 

GunEagle: *swinging a base ball bat around* You'll never take me alive coppers! @__@

 

Shute: My gosh, the caffeine got to him! O__o

 

GunEagle: DIE!!!! XO

 

Everyone: Ahhhhh! O0O

 

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Oh no, what happens next? O__O You'll find out in the next chapter. ^_~ Personally I thought that these two chapters would be better separate. Hope you guys don't mind. ^_^ Please leave your reviews and ideas because they are always very helpful! Gotta go!

 

T, T, F, N, ta, ta, for now! ^_~