SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ I Hate My Name! ❯ “Zeth Has Just Enriched His Vocabulary…” ( Chapter 18 )

Yay, another update! XD Yup, I have more spare time to do this new chapter that I've been dying to type up. Oh, and I'm in the process of writing up a new fic that will be up fairly soon, I'm guessing right when `Memories of the Abyss' is done. It'll be very good, I hope. Yeah… My buddies have been helping me out with this new one and they all think its good so far right- *looks to the side, but then suddenly face faults* -.-+ GET UP BUTT HEAD!!! *throws a thick dictionary*

 

Zapper: *book smacks him over the head* Ouch! What the hell was that for?! ><+++

 

Me: *pointes to you guys* You're supposed to tell them how good the new fic is! >:O

 

Zapper: Fine… *looks to you guys* … It's terrible, worst thing I've ever read. v_v

 

Me: >___<++ Ahhhh! *begins chasing him around with a base ball bat*

 

Zero: =__=0 Maybe I should start this one off I guess, here's her disclaimer.

 

DISCLAIMER: Zero101 doesn't own the original S.D.G. character and if she did we'd all be screwed, just ask Zapper. She does own Chaos Cammerce and Zeth.

 

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I Hate My Name!

Chp.18: “Zeth Has Just Enriched His Vocabulary…”

 

At Shute's House…

 

Zeth: @__@ *his face is smashed up to a t.v. screen*

 

T.V: Oh my God, what the heck…

 

Zeth: I love MTV, all the explicit content is fun! ^-^

 

T.V: What the f%*#?!

 

Zeth: o_O What the heck is that word…Hmmm, f%*#... OoooOOOooo, my lips are tingling! :D

 

In Shute's Yard…

 

Zeth: *steps out side* ^-^ Ahhh, what a beautiful day….

 

Grappler: You miserable butt heads, can't you do anything right?! >:O

 

Zapper: T__T++ Well genius I don't see you doing anything!

 

Chaos: 7_7 If you two don't stop arguing then you'll never be able to go back home! ><+

 

Grappler: *slams his fist on the table* Why in the world does that stupid Bell Wood guy need our help with this stupid project, I thought you guys said he was a genius! >:l

 

Chaos: -.-0 Well you can't expect him to know how to fix the Kamusai right off the bat-

 

Zeth: Hey fellas! ^-^

 

Destroyer: *throws Kamusai's blue prints every where* Hi Zeth! :D *blue prints are blown away by the breeze*

 

Zapper: 0_0 Dom you numbskull! *hits him in the back of the head* Go get those papers before I paint you black and blue! >:O

 

Destroyer: :l But me's already black…

 

Zapper: JUST GO!!! ><++++

 

Dom: *runs off after papers*

 

Zeth: So, how the f%*# are you guys today? ^-^

 

Zapper, Grappler, Chaos: …. O______o???

 

Zeth: *feels awkward* Well, I'm going to check on the gundams now, kay. *pointes to Zapper* Oh, get me some toast and don't burn it this time! :p

 

Grappler: He didn't say what I think he said, did he? o.o

 

Chaos: … -___-0 I think he did… *looks to Zapper* Don't you have anything to say? >_>

 

Zapper: … I'm going to start on that toast… x__x;

 

Not Too Far Away…

 

Baku: *eyes the Dark Axis trio* When are those villains going to return to their own world? 7_7

 

Captain: =_=0 Be patient Bakunetsumaru, Bellwood said that it wouldn't be too much longer until their ship is repaired.

 

Shute: Yeah, relax Baku. Besides, it's kinda fun hanging out with them like this! ^-^

 

Zero: You think mingling with the enemy is fun?! They destroyed Lacroa, nearly killed us countless times, and their main goal is to destroy us and take over Neotopia, how can `hanging out' with them be fun?! ><++++++

 

Rele: …Shute…You have a very odd definition of fun… T_T0

 

Sakura: :3 Relax princess, right now the line between friend and foe doesn't exist. *pointes to Chaos and trio* Look, Chaos is getting along just fine with them, it's really kind of cute. ^__^

 

Shadow: …Again, odd definition of the word cute… ~_~0

 

Zeth: S'up guys? :)

 

Shute: Nothing much, how about you? :l

 

Zeth: Nothing, but I did learn a new word.

 

Zero: You're extending your vocabulary; please share with us the new word that you have just obtained. :D

 

Zeth: ^____^ *feeling very smart* Okay, f%*#! :D

 

Everyone: *falls backwards* x_____x0 Eeeck!

 

Zeth: Oh, my toast is ready! *skips over to the picnic table were Zapper plopped the plate*

 

Shute: Oh great, not only did my little cousin get to hang out with dimensional villains but he learned a new word too! ;__;

 

Grappler: *walks over with the other three following him* So I take it that you heard his new found vocabulary? :l

 

Captain: Affirmative… =_=0

 

Rele: Did you criminals teach the boy that word?! T_T”

 

Zapper: Heck no! You would never catch any of us say that word! 7_7

 

Rele: That doesn't matter! ><+ How are we going to get him to stop saying that word?!

 

Baku: That's easy, wash his mouth out with soap! ^-^

 

Chaos: Yeah, goat milk soap! >:D

 

Sakura: *smacks their heads together* ><+ We can't do that, the soap bars could be toxic!!

 

Zero: Oh… She's got a point there… =___=0

 

Shute: Relax Sakura, its not like we're suggesting on washing out his mouth with bleach or something. >_>”

 

Captain: But she's right, we've got to think of something else. 9_9

 

Shadow: But what? =l

 

Zero: You know, when I was a lad they'd beat us with a ruler if we acted up in school. v_v

 

Chaos, Baku: *sweat drop* …And they thought our idea was bad… -.-0

 

Grappler: T_T Isn't that idea even worse than the last one?

 

Zapper: I've got an idea. 7_7

 

Everyone: … Oh God… 0_0”

 

Zapper: 7__7+ When I was little my parents made me open and close a door a hundred times for every time that I slammed my bedroom door.

 

Rele: Actually, that sounds like a good idea.

 

Shute: So we're going to make him open and close a door a hundred times for every time he says that word?

 

Zapper: Yeah, weren't you listening?! >_<+

 

Shadow: Nice, so are we going to break it to him?

 

Sakura: Yes, but we must be gentle and swift about it. v_v

 

Destroyer: *pops out of nowhere holding the run away Kamusai blue prints* I got them!! :D

 

Chaos: … It took you that long to catch paper… -.-

 

Destroyer: Uh, yup! ^-^

 

Chaos: I swear Dom if you ever took over the Commander's position.

 

Captain: Aren't we getting off track?

 

Sakura: Right, I'll go talk to him! *runs off to Zeth's table*

 

Baku: Do you think this will work? >_>

 

Zapper: Of course it will, I suffered through that stupid punishment more than I can count and look how I turned out! >:l

 

Zero: Oh dear… 9_9

 

*Zeth and Sakura can be heard yelling in the background*

 

Zeth: What the heck are you talking about?!

 

Sakura: I'm just saying don't say that word any more okay?!

 

Zeth: f%*#!!!!! XO

 

Fifteen Minutes Later…

 

Zeth: *slowly opening and closing a door* My slave is going to pay for this later. T___T+++

 

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Oh, I'm sorry that this one took so long fellas, school has been like heck in a hamster ball. But how was this one, please let me know. And if you have any suggestions just let me know and I'll make it into a chapter!

 

P.S.- The door treatment is a real treatment, my parents made me do that punishment every time I slammed on my bed room door. Just a funny little note. ^-^

 

T, T, F, N, ta ta for now! ^_~