SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Madness of the DARK AXIS! ❯ Money, enemies and BRAIN EATING CLOWNS?! ( Chapter 5 )

Arisasora- yes!!!!

Shadow- What's she all worked up about?

Sakura- She's excited that it almost thanksgiving.

Shadow- Ah.

Sakura- Disclaimer?

Shadow- Continue.

Sakura- We do not own anything!

Money, enemies and BRAIN EATING CLOWNS?!?!?

Now we will check up on group 2……

Inside the room….er…dungeon……

Sakura- Sure eerie in here.

Shute- I NEVER hear you say that kind of big word.

Sakura- shut up.

Captain- …did you hear something?

Sakura- huh? (hears rustling) Yeah……

Clowns- BOO!!!!

EOE- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Shute- die clowns die!!!!( throws an alarm clock at them (o.O))

Clown1- Hey that hurts!

Clown2- we didn't you to scare you that badly!

Sakura- Oh so your not brain eating clowns.

Clown1- We never said that.

EOE- (o.O)

Clowns- *smiles evilly *

EOE- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * run at super fast speed *

Clowns- Aw man! There goes our dinner!

Wow, who would though about that……now going to group 3……

Shadow- Man this is….*cell phone rings * Hello?

Sakura- *on the other line * SHADOW!!!

Shadow- (x_-) *pulling the cell phone away from her ear * did you really have to be that loud?

Sakura- sorry……

Shadow- so wats up?

Sakura- You won't BELIEVE this.

Shadow- (-_-) Try and make me….

Sakura- Our group was just chased by brain eating clowns!

Shadow-…….sakura all of the people over there HAS no brain.

Sakura- Hey what that suppose to me-

Shadow- *puts the cell phone away * Are the gundivers back yet Baku?

Baku- *snore * wha- what?

Shadow- (-_-) Never mind……

At commanders base……

Zako1- No way! I don't believe you!

Zako2- It's true! Commander has N'Sync poster all over his room, he never missed an episode of The view and last Halloween he went as Seymour!

Commander- Hullo minions!

Zako2- Commander uh….how are you doing?

Commander- I feel great! The plan for the gundams is working fabulous! I also hired zakos to do a new paint job on the magumasai!

Zako2- *sweat drop*

Commander- I was SO BORED with all those red and dull colors and there's some perky coler that will say YES to me! Anyway I am going to leave to take care of those nasty gundams! Toodles!*leaves *

Zako1-…..that doesn't mean ANYTHING!

Zako2- Oh come on! It's so obvious! …..not that there is anything wrong with that!

Zako2- No of course! Nothing at all!

Okayyyyyyy………a BIT crazy there……now to group 1

Arisasora- Were almost there.

Random person- hi!

Guneagle- Who are you?

Zero- Are with the dark axis?

Random person- I'm just a random person selling plans that commander set up! Whose the dark axis?

Guneagle- right……..do take checks?

Random person- With an ID!

Guneagle- uh……I left my ID on the base…

Random person- No check without an ID!

Guneagle- But! I work for the mayor!

Random person- I don't care if your were GOD! No ID no checks!

Arisasora- Guneagle, be quiet. I'll just use my credit card!

Guneagle- A CREDIT CARD?! Are you insane? It have hidden fees(zakos- kill!kill!), and high interest(more zakos come in- Kill!kill!) and not to mention those 17 pop up bills!( a LOT of zakos- KILL!KILL!)

Arisasora- Don't worry! I have a capital one card!

Zakos- Aww! To the neighbors!

Red zako- what's in YOUR wallet?

No one noticed the zakos while they were talking….hehe……

Back to commanders base……

Zako2- I swear to god! If commander plays `barbie doll' one more time! I'll throw his hello kitty merchandise in the fire!

Zako1-he not going to make up dress up and play sailor like last time, is he?

Commander- *dressed up like a sailor* (A/N………) Hullo boys! I'm going to go to group 1 and prevent them from getting their clues! Those gundams need a good spanking! Oh! I'm getting goosebumps all over!

Zako2- Uh yeah…we can see that commander….we can see……everything……

OH NO! group 1 is now in trouble…NOT! Honestly, you think Commander is REALLY putting up an offense? Probably not……Now to group 1……

Commander- Hello you little canaries! (a/n what the heck?!)

Zero- YOU!!!

Guneagle- Give us our stuff!!!!

Commander- Never! MWAHAHAHA!!!!

Arisasora- whose that giant fruit?

Commander- Oh him? (he's talking about the big banana in a pajama) Why, he's the leader of my elite banana in pajama unit!

Zako1 &2- why does HE like that banana?

Arisasora- (-_-) You gotta be kidding me……

Commander- I'm the one who should be saying that! Having black on, with this weather!

Arisasora- Are YOU accusing me of POOR FASHION?!

Commander- why no! I think you look really nice in the private school outfit. But with this weather?( while we're having this conversation Zero and Guneagle were like this (o.O))

Arisasora- Oh yeah? Well N'SYNC STINKS!

Zero- Uh-oh.

Zako2- aw shit……

Commander- * with a big vein mark * What…what did you say?!

Zero- take it back! Take it back for the love of mana!

Arisasora- You heard me.

Commander- ZAKOS! TAKE CARE OF THEM!

Zero & Guneagle- CHARGE!!* gets in an anime dust fight with the zakos *

Commander-Well, well it looks like it's just you and me, my little canary.

Arisasora- (what am I going to do……I can do some jutsu from Naruto……oh wait! ) Look commander! Village people! *points behind him *

Commander- *turns around *Omigosh! Where?!

WHAM!!!!!!!!!!

Arisasora- *holding a mallet* hehe, sucker.

Commander- ow……you got off easy but not this time! *with some sort of device make a blizzard and giant snowballs *

Arisasora- * make a horse and tiger seal * Katon! Goukakyu no jutsu! (burns all of the snowballs )

Commander- She's pretty strong for a girl! What are you doing zakos!? Cut that out!

Zako2- (who just made a snowman with Zako1) Of course he gets to make snow angle, but whenever WE want to make a snowman we have to take over the kingdom first. What a lousy leader……

Zero- Super magical violet tornado! *blows the zako1 & 2 away *

Commander- wha?! How can you still be alive!

Guneagle- You really think some zakos can beat us?

Zero- It will take you more than that to defeat us!

Commander- gr… I will be back and next time you won't be so lucky! *goes into a zako gate *

Arisasora-……is it just me or is the commander getting crazier as we meet him?

Zero- I think so too.

Guneagle- Count me in……

THAT was a humorous fight…and a crazy one……

END OF CHAPPIE!

Arisasora- R&R!

Sakura-no flames!