SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Random Babble ❯ Chapter 1

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Random Babble

RW: Oleah! It's time for a tiny fic of random shit and a bit from Kai's Oh Eggs! fic.
Capt: Are you saying all of your other fics aren't random enough for you? I mean, how much more random can this get?! *holds up a giant lima bean with arms clutching a patchouli candle*
Zero: Not much more. >.>;;;
Baku: *starts doing graffiti on the lima bean* :p
RW: Was I talking to you?? No. Yes, I'm writing a fanfic off of a fanfic. Deal with it! XP
Baku: What if we can't deal with it?
RW: Then you live with it-sleep with it!! Make love with it!! *laughs evilly as everyone scoots away*
Tall: Okay! *gropes Zero*
Zero: _/++ Hands OFF! Private property!
Tall: No no, this is private property- *about to touch Zero down there but his hand is swatted away*
Zero: >_<;;;; NOT what I meant!
RW: Here Zero, this'll protect ya' from Tallgeese! *puts a necklace of garlic bulbs around Zero's neck and a steak in his hand* ^^
Zero: -.-;; He's not a vampire...and what's with the steak?? *wiggles the raw meat in his hand*
Tall: *howls and pants*
RW: Oh that's right! He's not a vampire, he's a werwilf! A warwoef? A wirlfulf?
Zero: O.o A WEREWOLF?!?!
RW: Yeah that's it!
Tall: *suddenly moon comes out and white fur covers his body* *howls again* You smell like meat Zero...I like that smell...>:]
Zero: o.o AHHHHHHHH!!! *runs off as Tall chases*
Baku: Aww, look! Zero's playing with a puppy! <3
RW: 9.9 Yeah...real cute...
Zero: ><;++ RW!! I'm gonna kill you!!
RW: Wah wah wah, your needs. How many times has he threatened that?
Shute: You mean today? Like three times. <.<;;;
RW: No I mean overall.
Capt: 156. v.v
RW: <.<;;; You keep count?
Capt: v.v;; I keep count of EVERYTHING. It's a function of mine. 7_7 I even know how many stitches there are in Shute's shirt...
Shute & RW: <.<;;; *take a step back*
Zero: WILL SOMEONE HELP ME?!?!? ><;;;
Baku: ^^;;
RW: No. Fend for yourself, cry baby! >:p We need to get you a hobby Captain...>.>;;; Like badly.
Shute: Yeah, we could work on that! ^^
Capt: ...
Dog Catcher: *drives around and grabs Tallgeese*
Tall: *whine whine* Zero! *is carted off*
Zero: o.o;; *walks back over to the others* -.-;;
Capt: I have a feeling I'm going to be overlooked in this fic too...aren't I?
RW: Yup. v.v
Shute: Poor Cappy. It's alright. Not like you want to be involved with her insanity anyway...<.<;; *pats Captain on the head*
Lima Bean: *is now dancing with the patchouli candle*
Capt: <.< Good point. ..^^
RW: ...*takes out 2x4 and aims at Shute*
Shute: Meep! o.o
Capt: *stands in front of Shute* NO! You leave Shute alone!
RW: But he's asking for it!! His name is Shoot fer crying out loud!
Capt: ><;; Not that kind of shoot! His name is Shute!!
RW: What's the difference?
Capt: SPELLING.
RW: Whoooooo cares?! *pushes Shute off cliff instead* ^^
Capt: SHUTE!! I'll save- *is chained into the ground* Ack! *tries to pull the chain off*
RW: ^^ Yayness! Just the gundams! Now we can finally get somewhere in this chapter with some ENDLESS RANDOM BABBLE! ^-^
Baku: *has felt left out up until now*
RW: May your eyes bleed of a thousand tales of monkeys and pigs coexisting in a flamingo dictation because of the pink I have provided in doing so!!
Gundams: ...
Zero: What?
RW: Oh right. I forgot the pink. *holds up a pink bunny* BEHOLD!!
Zero: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S PINK!!
Baku: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S BUNNY!!
Capt: It's a pink bunny.
Z & B: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Capt: ...I have weird friends, don't I? v.v;;;
RW: No no, it's normal for friends to be weird. Because in the ultra-parallel dimension, crackers rule gummy bears and friends, or friends and gummy bears. Either way, shirt sleeves don't make good tissues. v.v
Capt: ...What?
Zero: It BURNS!!
RW: No! It BLEEDS not BURNS!...But I suppose it could burn of a fruit loop lost in oblivion in the harshest of hells with lil toothpicks like gourmet meals because of the pink I have provided in doing so...
Gundams: ...
RW: -.-;; *holds up the pink bunny*
P. Bunny: *wiggles it's nose*
Z & B: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
RW: Tell me your secret Baku!!!
Zero: What secret??
Baku: NEVER!!
RW: Okay, the pink remains to linger on and scars your small brain to do cartwheels in the circus for small change as Saturn is proclaimed the scapegoat of Edward's life because of the pink I have provided in doing so...
Capt: Will you stop with the pink you have provided in doing so??
RW: No, because of the pink I have provided in doing so is doing so because I have provided the pink.
Capt: ...That makes no sense.
RW: >:p
Zero: Ack! *runs* Just tell her Baku!!
Baku: ><;;;;; Okay okay!
RW: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Run like the mole who dug it's way to the ocean which then the ocean proceeded to lecture him on how to drive while playing the tuba offnote until the lil mole couldn't take the ocean and drowned in it's-what? Well, tell then samurai of cheese! Speak of the evil I have obtained from your good info gathering skills!
Baku: o.o *hears the word cheese and grows bat wings* KREEEE!! *flies off*
Zero: Smooth move.
RW: *puts the bunny away* Damn.
Capt: What, no ranting?
RW: Not yet. *shoots Evil Baku with 2x4*
EB: *falls to the ground* x.x Makou sake! Oobi tose kkatone!!
(Translation: Pervert Zero! This is your fault!!)
Zero: How is it my fault?! ><;;;
RW: 7_7 He has something against you.
Zero: Which would be???
RW: Don't look at me. I only created everything about him, including his language. v.v
Z & C: T_T;;;;
Capt: So you're saying you know practically nothing about Taishi, Ybaso, Kaibaso, Nueva, Requi, Evil Baku, and Hoshi?
RW: No...but I dun know a lot about Kaibaso. I still have problems trying to think of his specialty. You know, Baku and Ybaso have fire, Taishi has lightining...6.6;
Taishi: *runs up to the others and practically strangles RW* _/ YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS?!?!?! WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT FOR YEARS !!!
RW: I haven't even known of SD Gundam's existance for a year... (yet, but soon...the 1 st year anniversary of SD Gundam!! ^^;;)
Taishi: _/ You know what I mean!!
RW: I know you know I know what you mean. ^^;;;
Taishi: T_T ...Don't complicate things.
Capt: Who is we?
Taishi: Me and Baku have been trying to figure out Master's specialty for years...>.>++++
RW: Yup yup. Baku would probably kill me if he found that out...^^;;; But he didn't because he is in evil mode! YAY EVIL MODE AND LOOP HOLES! ^_^ Speaking of which...ladidootitamanakekoladoomazehkatoewaneiitaishikatorimanomakimamerol ohkorojomota!!
Baku: *bat wings disappear* *blinks* Huh?? Hi Tai! ^^
RW: And that is the official way to turn Baku back from Evil Mode!
Zero: x.x Can't you make it shorter?!?!
RW: Nope. ;p
Taishi: *grumbles and storms off*
RW: You were about to tell me of your dirty lil secret Baku...? *takes out the pink bunny*
Baku: o.o;;;; Okay alright, just get that thing away from me!! It's...5743. -_-;;
RW: *tucks pink bunny away* Yayness! *runs off*
Zero: o.o; Uhhmmm....
Capt: What was that about Baku??
Zero: <.< Yeah...what he said!
Baku: v.v;;;; She wanted to know the password to Zero's credit card.
Capt: Oh.
Zero: WHAT?! _/++ And you TOLD HER!?!?
Baku: Hai...
Zero: WHY?!?
Capt: You told Baku to Zero. *changes voice to Zero's pitch* "Ack!! Just tell her Baku!!"
Zero: ><;;; Grrr...o.o And please don't mimic my voice, it's creepy...<.<;;;
Capt: Hey, can someone get me off this chain now? I have to go help Shute-
Zero: Great, now I need to switch accounts...*grumbles and storms off*
Baku: .....*holds up foot* Come on, big toe! Let's go watch a movie! ^^
Capt: *looks at the toe* ....Baku, where did you get that?
Baku: I found it and glued it on to my foot! Now it's my best friend! ^-^ *hugs foot* I luv you, big toe!!
Capt: ...Baku, you do realize that's a real toe right?
Baku: *tilts head to side* It is?
Capt: Yeah...that's why it's turning blue. When toes or other body parts are detached from the human body, they slowly die because the blood isn't circulating and turn blue from lack of oxygen...
Baku: ;-; *sniffle hic* S-So you're saying that...that big toe is d-dead...??
Capt: Yeeeesssss......6.6;;;
Baku: OH WHY!!! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO LEAVE ME!! *cries* B-But I know what I must do!!! *pulls off the big toe* Because I love you, *sniffle* I must SET YOU FREE!!! *throws the big toe* DON'T EVER FORGET ME BIG TOE!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! *toe falls to the ground a few feet away* *cries*
Capt: ...*is speechless*
Lima Bean: *walks over to big toe and starts marching off with candle and singing* It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all, it's a small small world!! *marches off into the sunset* It's a world of laughter, a world of tears, blah blah blah blah blah don't remember the rest...
Capt: .....................................................
Baku: Well *sniff*, he's gone...I'll miss him...
Capt: ...The lima bean or the toe? 9_6 I'm confused...I've gotta stop showing up in these fics...
Baku: Big toe of course!! He was...a true friend...but he's gone now...
Capt: Baku, the toe doesn't have a defined gender, plus it's only three feet away from you...
Baku: *hic* I guess there's no reason to dwell on the past...
Capt: *blink blink*
Baku: ^_^ Time for movies! *skips off*
Capt: .......... *blinkedy blinkedy blink* *remembers he's still chained to ground and Shute fell off a cliff* Baku!! Baku come back!!!...*looks over at the big toe* ...I can't believe what I'm about to do but...can you lend me a hand...or a nail...?
Big Toe: ..........

RW: *is in the process of robbing Zero blind...or not blind...w/e...* I learned this and many other crimes from my older half brother!! He's practically commited every crime in the book...except attempted murder and 1 st 2 nd & 3 rd degree murder...*scratches head* Unless putting a plastic bag over a child's head and trying to force them to drink gasoline is considered attempted murder...
Bank Dude: Uhm, yeah...it is...>.>;;;;;
RW: Oh. Then he's done everything except actually murder someone...
BD: O.o Are you for real?
RW: Yes. v.v But I have a restraining order on him, so I'm not worried at all! ^^ Lalalalalala...
Zero: RW!!!! _/+++
RW: Eeeep! *runs* That's all for this chapter!! R/R!!