SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ SD Gundam: The soap! ❯ Victoria Ain't No Secret, Twister Death Match, Funeral Party, and PLAYERS-R-US ( Chapter 2 )

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SD Gundam: The Soap!!
By: May-VeggieGirl1 and NeoYami
Alright, here's chapter two! Same rules apply: I have some notes in but not as many as chapter one. Z is Zero, B is Baku, Tai is Taishi, Tall is Tallgeese, Kid is for Random Kid, C is for Captain, GE is for Guneagle, Ashu is for Ashuramaru, Nokinojustu is RW and Yuri Atchi is Kai. ^_~

Nokinojutsu: dumb cat.......-.-;; So where did we leave off? um, how about that night...
Nokinojutsu: Baku's supposed to come home from training...
Yuri Atchi: (ok)
Nokinojutsu: (um........Zero?)

Z: *is trying to sleep but can't*
Z: ...where's Baku at....it's getting late....
Z: *sigh*

Yuri Atchi: ( ^^;;; )

B: *throws open the door* I'm home Zero.
Z: *Smiles* Baku! I missed you.

Nokinojutsu: (hey, what should I be- Duck, Dwarve, Elf, Halfling, Human, or Orc? I'm thinking Halfling...) (<- RW: I was getting a name for elf town)

B: I missed you too dear...*crawls into bed*

Yuri Atchi: ( That's what I am ^^)

Z: *hugs Baku close*

Nokinojutsu: (cool)

Z: Had fun training?
B: It was...tiring...
Z: Poor baby. *kisses Baku*

Nokinojutsu: (dude, why are they asking for my elfwoord gallaries if I haven't created a name yet?? -.-;; )
Yuri Atchi: ( A lot of stuff you can leave blank )
Yuri Atchi: ( That's for later stuff)
Nokinojutsu: (k, good)
Nokinojutsu: (chasing the preferred sex, lol)
Nokinojutsu: (porn, lol, tallgeese/zero...
Yuri Atchi: ( x.x Anyway....lol)

Z: *nuzzles*
B: Mmmm....Zero...........
Z: I love you...*kisses Baku's neck*

Nokinojutsu: (You have entered something else than a number in the attribute height.
??O.o?)

B: *mumbling* I love you too dear.........

Nokinojutsu: (did not!)
Yuri Atchi: ( Okay, you go by like 156 kinda thing instead of 4"7 or whatever k?)
Nokinojutsu: I did...-.-;;;
Nokinojutsu: I wrote 163 cm, or 5'4

Z: *kisses Baku passionately*

Yuri Atchi: ( no, no 5'4. You do not do that)

B: Zero......

Yuri Atchi: ( You just write 163, nothing else)
Nokinojutsu: ( >< I didn't! I put in 163 INSTEAD of 5'4" liek it told me to)
Nokinojutsu: oh, no cm? k.
Yuri Atchi: ( Yup, no cm)
Nokinojutsu: (kk, sry. ^^; )
Yuri Atchi: (lol its ok)

Z: *kisses down Bakus neck*
B: Oh Zero..........
Z: *runs his hands over baku's body*

Yuri Atchi: ( ^^;; done yet?)
Yuri Atchi: (What's your user naaame?! lol)
Nokinojutsu: (yeah, I'm Noki ^^)
Yuri Atchi: ( Sent ya a message!)
Nokinojutsu: (k)

B: Zero.......I'm really tired...........
Z: okay. *kisses baku good night*

Nokinojutsu: (my mom's spazzing again -.-;; )
Nokinojutsu: (*heavy sigh*)
Yuri Atchi: (O.o;;;;?)

B: Night Zero.........
Z: Love you *holds Baku and falls asleep*

Nokinojutsu: ( -.- She spazs over the littlest things sometimes. Her moods are instantanious)

B: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................

Yuri Atchi: ( ....wierrd.....)
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: THE NEXT MORNING....

Z: zz.....

Yuri Atchi: ( Z: zz....ha! I made a funny the zs!!! Lol xx.)

B: *opens eyes* Hm..........

Nokinojutsu: (O.o? Okaaaaayy.............)

Z: *still asleep holding Baku*
B: *tries to get around him without waking him up*
Z: *mutters in his sleep*

Nokinojutsu: (what's ur name? on Elfwood?)

B: *sliding out of bed*

Yuri Atchi: ( I dun have an elfwood thing just elftown)

Z: *mutters in sleep* zzz...baku.....zzz...

Nokinojutsu: ( that's what I mean! >_<)

B: Shhhhh................keep sleeping dear...........*sneaking out the door*

Yuri Atchi: ( My name thingy should be above the message I sent you....but my normal account is Erinyes Tisiphone)
Nokinojutsu: (T_T Oh yeah, I'm going to remember that...)
Yuri Atchi: ( I'll send it to ya later!! ^^;; )
Nokinojutsu: (I just looked u up ^_~)

Z: ...*wakes up* ugh....? *blinks* Baku...? *sees no Baku and starts freaking out* AH! Where'dhego!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Nokinojutsu: (oo, lestat is cute!)
Yuri Atchi: (yup yup!!! ^_^ The cuties Vamp ever!!!!!)
Nokinojutsu: ( ^^;;; )

Z: *jumps out of bed* Baku??? *goes outside*
B: *uh...is long gone?*

Nokinojutsu: (*lmao at the Hiei Youko pic*- Krysti MUST see this! ^_^)
Yuri Atchi: ( Yes, join my Wiki!!!! lol)
Nokinojutsu: (yeah, there's no problem with gay marrige, other than the fact they need to change the name marrige to something for their own...gayness...-.-;; that didn't come out right...)
Yuri Atchi: ( .....???????)
Yuri Atchi: ( Has no idea what you just said)
Nokinojutsu: (the word marriage is implied for a man and women by the Catholic church. There's nothing wrong with the idea of gay people becoming one, hand in hand, they just need to create a new word for their own gay marriage. v.v)
Yuri Atchi: ( *blinks* oohhhhhh....x.x)
Nokinojutsu: the muffin controls you O.o?)
Yuri Atchi: ( Yes!!! Now dance...dance like a muffin!)
Nokinojutsu: (I luv your profile. I wrote: um...hi? and that was it. ^^;;; )
Nokinojutsu: (lol )

B: *is training with Ybaso far away from their little place...the hospital since everyone quit out of boredom*
Z: ....*sigh* ....hmmm....well, I guess I'll go do...something....-.-

Yuri Atchi: ( send me a message on elftown!!)
Nokinojutsu: (like train? he told Baku he would- oh Tallgeese should return! And Baku and Ybaso can't save him this time!)
Nokinojutsu: (I did)
Yuri Atchi: ( O.o? Are you sure you pushed the send button???)

Tall: *is watching Zero in the bushes* Hehehhhehehehehhh.....ow! Thorn!

Nokinojutsu: (yeah, it's asking me if I want to delete it.)
Yuri Atchi: ( nooo deleting x.x)
Nokinojutsu: (stupid Tallgeese...a cat should attack him while he's in the bush! I know I know!)
Yuri Atchi: ( Ok, on which account did you send the message to???)
Yuri Atchi: (lol a cat....)
Nokinojutsu: Guilty Serenade, I just replied.
Yuri Atchi: (ohhhhh. x.x I was on the erinyes one)
Yuri Atchi: (lol? ^^;; )
Nokinojutsu: (*smacks forehead* now I think I sent it twice! >
Yuri Atchi: ( No, you didn't ^^; I replied!)

Z: *is just walking about being bored* ....*sigh* ...there is nothing to do .-.-
Tall: *is stalking Zero* hehehehhhhehehehheheeeeeeeeeeee

Nokinojutsu: (yay, $$$ >:] )
Yuri Atchi: ( $$$? O.o?)
Nokinojutsu: ( i just got $22)

Tall: *Watches Zero cross the street and follows* Hehehehehehe. *hears beeping* Huh? *looks and sees an 18 wheeler heading towards him* ....Shit......O.o *gets hit*

Yuri Atchi: ( woot!)
Nokinojutsu: (*lol*)

Z: *still walking about town bored out of his little mind* gah....*Walks by a victoria secret and sees Shute's mom as one of the sign modles* O_O;;;;;;;

Yuri Atchi: ( Hehehe....had to do that....^^;;; )

Z: ...oh god....I hope Shute never sees this......-_-;;;

Nokinojutsu: (O.o)

Shute: *watching tv innocently* O_O *dies* X_X

Nokinojutsu: (lol)
Yuri Atchi: ( Nooo! They killed Shute! You bastards lol x.x)

Z: ....*cautiously walks by* O.o I hope Baku doesn't see it otherwise he'd be asking too many questions!!! ><

Nokinojutsu: (lol)

B: *is watching tv innocently-just kidding! ^_^* *is training*

Yuri Atchi: ( O.o it would be funny if he found a victoria secret magazine....lol)

B: *sighs and sits down in the grass while trying to catch his breath* *accidently puts his hand down on a victoria secret magazine and looks at the cover* I didn't know Shute's mom was famous...Why is she wearing that?

Yuri Atchi: ( OMG ^^;;; LOL)

Ybaso: *jumps down from tree* Now what are you babbling about- *looks at cover* ...........

Yuri Atchi: ( LOLOL oh god...haha)

B: Master Ybaso, why is she wearing that?
Ybaso: *sweatdrops* Just forget about it.

Yuri Atchi: ( He should keep nagging about it....lol)

B: But she's a teacher! Do teacher's get famous? Oh! What if you get the cover of a magazine?! ^_^
Ybaso: T_T;;;;;;;; That won't happen....
B: why not?
Y: Reasons.

Yuri Atchi: ( Hehehehhehheee....I thought of soemthing silly " Play Gundam magazine" lol)

B: Like?

Nokinojutsu: (omg lol)

Y: -_-; Be a good student and shut up now.

Yuri Atchi: ( *as Ybaso* Like you're not sexy enough to be on it~ lol)
Nokinojutsu: ( awww, that's mean...I don't even know what he looks like. ^^;; )
Nokinojutsu: ( So you wouldn't either, lol )
Yuri Atchi: ( T_T? )
Nokinojutsu: ( oh wait, I interpreted that wrong. ^^;; Sorry! ^_^;; )
Yuri Atchi: (???? okay.....O.o)
Yuri Atchi: ( Hehe....play Gundam magazine with Zero on the cover and Baku finds it...LOLLOLOLOLOL)
Nokinojutsu: ( let's get back to Zero before I do something else stupid... )
Yuri Atchi: ( But that was funny stupid :p)
Nokinojutsu: ( > (<-they're baaaaaacccckkkk.......the dumb smileys I mean)
Nokinojutsu: ( >:] )
Yuri Atchi: ( Hehehhhhhhehhehheheeeeeeeeeeee)
Yuri Atchi: ( Oh god, Ybaso would go " I'm so outta here -.-" about that lol)
Nokinojutsu: ( you ain't kidding, lol )
Yuri Atchi: do it! That'd be halarious...and Baku asks Zero later about it...LOL)
Nokinojutsu: ( do what? )
Yuri Atchi: ( The playgundam mag thingy! lol)
Nokinojutsu: ( O.o? And the doctor being evil at the same time? )
Yuri Atchi: ( ? What doc?)
Nokinojutsu: T_T;
Nokinojutsu [9:58 PM]: ( >:] )
Yuri Atchi: ( ......??? O.o)
Nokinojutsu: (well?)
Yuri Atchi: ( Um, sure? ^^;; )
Nokinojutsu: (we need more havoc! Havoc is good...)
Yuri Atchi: ( Hehehhehehe. Rayman Hoodlum havoc! lol)
Nokinojutsu: ( -.-;;; )
Nokinojutsu: (get back to 0 now...)
Yuri Atchi: ( Ummm...right....yeah...^^;;-) #(<- THE SMILEYS! THEY BURN!!!!)#
Yuri Atchi: AH!
Nokinojutsu: (haha)

Z: *Is still walking around bored* ....I hope I don't see anything else disturbing....

Nokinojutsu: ( Tall should appear now)
Nokinojutsu: (wearing a thong...XD)
Yuri Atchi: (O_O;;;; )
Nokinojutsu: (lmao)

T: *skips up to Zero in a speedo* ^-^ Don't I look sexy?? *poses*
Z: .........*twitch* .....MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nokinojutsu: (XD)

Z: *drop kicks Tallgeese and runs away screaming* O.o

Nokinojutsu: (ah....the sweet screams of TORTURE! >:] )
Nokinojutsu: (just a random thought: do u think women are more evil then men? I think so...>:] )
Yuri Atchi: ( fucking hell yeah we are. >.>)
Yuri Atchi: ( LOL boys are not that evilll)

Z: *runs out to the middle of no where screaming*

Yuri Atchi: ( O.o yeah...wonder which no where Baku's at?)
Nokinojutsu: ( which no?)
Nokinojutsu: ( OH! nowhere's! No clue. der. ^_^ )
Nokinojutsu: (He's in the no clue nowhere region. )
Nokinojutsu: (I just killed a fly by whipping at it with a rolled up t shirt. ^_^ I guess my ex was right there...)
Yuri Atchi: ( O.o oro?)
Nokinojutsu: (yeah, hit them with a twirled up rag or shirt then the fall down to the ground and lay on their back for a minute. That's when you kill them. He used to say he killed flies with his dad by whipping them. I found that hard to believe...)
Nokinojutsu: they fall down to the ground*
Yuri Atchi: (lol)
Nokinojutsu: (yeah..okay back to the soap!)
Nokinojutsu: (Zero is lost)
Nokinojutsu: ( and wanders around for days)
Nokinojutsu: ^^;;;
Yuri Atchi: ( O.o okay...)

Z: ....Oh manaaaaaaa....I'm lost!! ;-;
Z: *keeps wondering aound like a lost puppy* ;-;

Nokinojutsu: (maybe he should............start to hallucinate! ^_^ )
Nokinojutsu: (and think Baku is a rock)
Nokinojutsu: (XD)
Nokinojutsu: (to think I haven't had sugar yet............)
Nokinojutsu: (yet is the key word. >:] )
Yuri Atchi: ( O.o oh geeze......lol)

Z: *whimpers like a puppy* Bakuuuuuuunetsumaruuuuuu!! ;-;
Random little kid: *Sees Zero* Puppy!!! ^-^

Nokinojutsu: (okay..........)
Z: ? O.o Um, I'm not an animal kid.....
Kid: You whimper like on so there! *gets one of those shock collars on Zero* >:]
Z: What the--?! *gets shocked* X_X

Nokinojutsu: (*now in the process of having sugar*)
Nokinojutsu: (by what?)
Nokinojutsu: (oh..nvm)
Yuri Atchi: ( The shock collar....-.-)

Z: x.x *twitch*
Kid: *evilly laughs*

Nokinojutsu: (well, now he's not going home and Baku is worried.)
Yuri Atchi: Meanwhile with Baku...

Y: Alright, that's enough for a day.........
Yuri Atchi: ( Hmm....I want pie....)
Nokinojutsu: (so do the people in hell. But it has nuts in it.)
Yuri Atchi: ( ?????)
Nokinojutsu: (*laughing* *choking while eating a popsicle* *keeps laughing fnr*) (fnr = for no reason)
Yuri Atchi: ( Riiight, back to the show....^^; )
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: AT THEIR HOME...THE HOSPITAL...WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?! THEY DON'T HAVE AN INCOME!!

B: Zeeerrrrrooooo? I'm hooommmmmee! ^_^ *looks inside* Zero? *is grabbed from behind* GAH!

Yuri Atchi: (O.o gasp)
Nokinojutsu: Narrator NOW WITH ZERO'S NEW HOME...
Nokinojutsu: (^_^)
Nokinojutsu: (hey, I can jump on my bed now!) (<- RW: Don't ask. That night I got rid of my air matress and replaced it with a real one with springs)

Z: ack....where am I??? *remembers the colar* ...damnit!!!!
Kid: Muahahaha! SIT!!! *zaps Zero*
Z: AHH! X_x help...me....

Nokinojutsu: (Tall comes in wearing cape...)
Yuri Atchi: ( As tall* Good evening...I vont to suck your blood lol)
Nokinojutsu: (lol)

Kid: Lets go for a walk in town puppy! ^-^
Z: ...God save the queen...*zap!* x.x

Nokinojutsu: (NO! GOD SHALL NOT SPARE THE QUEEN FOR YOUR PLEASURE! But he will provide porn...XDXDXD)
Yuri Atchi: (O.o;;;;; sugar??)
Nokinojutsu: (That is so going to be my newest saying...yup. v.v)
Yuri Atchi: ( oh lol x.x)
Yuri Atchi: ( To baku now...^^; )
Yuri Atchi: ( he got grabbed by a random squirrle, huh? lol)
Nokinojutsu: (lol, no...)
Yuri Atchi: ( no wait! Tallgeese thinking he was Zero! lol)
Nokinojutsu: ( I was going to do Tallgeese but I'm not sure now...)
Yuri Atchi: ( x.x)

Tall: *in hospital bed* *twitch twitch*

Yuri Atchi: ( lol)

Tai: Hey bro.
B: TAI! Don't scare me like that!
Tai: Why are you going in a hospital?
B: Cuz this is me and Zero's home! ^_^
Tai: T_T; Bro, this is a public place.
B: Which no one goes to anymore. ^_^
Tai: T_T;;;;..........................................
B: What?
Tai: Nothing........V_V *shakes head sadly*
Kid: *from outside hospital* COME ON PUPPY!!! >:]
Z: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M ---*ZAP! x.x ...oww....
Tall: *hears him from a mile away* ZERO! *falls out of three story building* X_x
THUMP

Yuri Atchi: (lol)

B: Did you hear something?
Z & Kid: ......*looks at Tall on ground and shrugs*
Tai: yes, but I'm going to ignore it.
Z: HELP!!! I'M HELD HOSTAGE BY A KID!!! *ZAP!* X_X
Kid: Silence puppy!!!!
B: *hears Zero a mile away* *runs threw taishi* WELCOME HOME ZERO! *waves*
Tai: -.-+
Z: ^^;;; Hi hun....you mind helping me away from the psycho here---*ZAP!* X_X owwwwwwww....
Kid: >:]
B: Hey, that wasn't very nice.............
Kid: He's mine, so >:p
Tall: *leg twitching in air*
B: \_/ No, actually HE'S MINE! *hisses*
Kid: MY PUPPY!!!!! >_<+
B: MY KNIGHT!
Tai: My lunch........><;;
Z: *whimpers like a puppy from the yelling*
Nokinojutsu: (XDXD)
Kid: ...you eat dogs????
Tai: >< No...........
B: I LIKE HOT DOGS! ^_^
Kid: Good. *starts to drag zero away*
Tai: *eye twitches* *runs off screaming "ew ew ew!"*
Z: ;-; heeeelp....!
Tai: *trips over Tallgeese*
B: You leave Zero alone!

Yuri Atchi: ( Tallgeese the road block)

Kid: He's MY DOG! -_-++++ *yanks on Zero's leash*
Z: X_X *gag*

Nokinojutsu: (he's a bump on the road of life, love, and lust lol)
Yuri Atchi: (lol so true!)

B: I'll fight you for him then!
Kid: O reaaaaalllyyyyyy???
B: Yeah!
B: *gets his ass kicked* WTF!?
Kid: ^-^ I'm a blackbelt!!!

Nokinojutsu: (XD *lol* I had to do that...)

Z: -.- Kids these days....
B: I'M A SAMURAI! ><;++
Kid: A sushi???
B: I am so increasing my training schedule...
B: Sushi? Where? *looks around*
Kid: *starts dragging Zero again*
Z: ;-; Bakuuuu!!!
B: HEY! I wanna rematch!
B: Best two out of three!
Kid: no way loser. ;p Unless you play a game with me! ^-^
B: *pales* What kind of game...?
Kid: Winner take all at...twister!!! ^-^
Tai: *watches while eating popcorn*
Z: .....*thinking: I'm screwed....*
B: What if I refuse?
Kid: I take my doggie and there's nothing you can do about it
Tai: T_T+ My brother the idiot...
Kid: Besides, we gotta get him fixed!!!
B: What if you refuse?
B: WHAT?!
Z: O_O NO!!!!
Tall: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Z: I dun wanna be fixed!!!!!! O.o
Kid: Take or leave red! >.>
Tall: I dun want him to be fixed! There's so much we haven't done yet!
B: Can I take it and leave?
Z: And all of it we'll never do!! ><
Kid: ...no. Play or I just go.
Kid: WITH puppy. ^-^
B: Hm............okay, I accept your challenge under one condition:
Kid: Yeah?
Tai: T_T;;;;
Kid: What's the condition?
B: I win, you hand over your blackbelt and become a hobo, I lose I give you my swords and myself as a pet. V_V
Z: O.o Baku no!!!
Tai: Moron. Like having the kid become a hobo is actually important.
Kid: OK! ^-^
B: ...I don't own twister though..........
Kid: I do. *pulls it out*
Tall: I DO! ^_^
Tall: Right Zero?
Z: >.>;;;;
B: You carry Twister around with you? O.o?
Kid: Yeah.....so?
Kid: Lets start!
B: So...how do we play again?
B: Uh.......I just remebered I'm color blind. ^_^:;;;
Z: O.o You are???
B: *looks down sadly* Yes.............
Z: Does that mean You dunno what color I am??
Tai: I forgot too. You just can't tell the difference between red and green right?
B: what Taishi said.
Z: .....^^; Heheh...so, you dunno if your red or green?
Tai: Which is why I never want you to drive........
Z: ^^;;
B: I'm used to being called red.
B: I WANNA DRIVE!!! *pouts*
Z: ....Uhhh...>.> maybe in the next demolishon derby...
Kid: ARE WE PLAYING OR WHAT?!?!?!?
B: Really?! *stars in eyes* Oh, right............*spins the spinner*
Kid: Left hand green.....>:p
B: Weeee! Spinner! *keeps spinning*
Z: -.-;;;; irony....
B: Wait, where's green?
Tai: -.-
Z: x.x
Tall: It's there! *pointing to red*
B: Okay! Wait, which hand is left again?
Z: What are you doing?!?!? That's red!!!! ><
B: ^^;;;;
Z: ....*falls over*
B: I know I'm red. Unless a lot of people lie....
B: *puts right hand on green*
B: Yay, I win! ^_^
Z:......*slaps head*
Tai: *smacks head also*
Kid: Nope, you lost. That's your right hand....
B: Well, how am I supposed to know the difference!
Kid: ....you didn't graduate from elementary, did ya?
Tai: It's a shame you were'nt programed with a brain..........-_-;;;;;;;
Z: .....;-; I'm gonna get fiiiixed....noooo........
B: What? *collar is placed on his neck* Ooo, what's this? *shock* OW!
Kid: Bwahaha! I'll have both of you fixed!! ^-^
Tai: Wait, I have a trade in mind.....
Z: O.o;;;
B: What's fixed mean?
Z: It means we can't screw around anymore. ;-;
Tai: *so did not need to hear that*
Z: Hey! He asked! ><
Tai: That doesn't mean you have to answer. So you wanna know? Or I could just take my belongings and sell the item I had in mind.......
Kid: What item?
Tai: For a lot of money...
Tai: 9_9
Z: *doesn't wanna get fixed* Hurry and tell him!
Tai: *picks up Tallgeese* I'm willing to trade the exotic ferret and three bags of candy for the two mutts you have there.....
B: O.o? Tallgeese is exotic? What's exotic mean, Zero?
Z: ....*whispers to Baku* Believe me, he's not exotic.
Kid: A ferret and candy??? OK!
Tall: The hell I am! ^~
Tai: *takes Baku and Zero and gives the kid Tallgeese and candy*
Kid: Yay! *goes off with candy and tallgeese*
Z: Yes! *hugs baku* I can keep screwing you!!! ^^
Tai: T_T+ *zaps Zero*
Z: x.x
Tai: ^_^ I never took off the collars.
B: Tai! *pouts* *ZAP* EE! x.x
Z: x.x
Tai: I'll take them off on my own condition:
Z: oh mana....x.x
Tai: you are not to talk about things that go on between you two in my presense. T_T+++ It's bad enough as it is......
Z: ...^^; ok.....
B: Otay Tai! ^_^
Tai: *takes off collars*
Z: Um....ok....Baku, can I talk to you in private?? ^^;
Tai: *shudders* *leaves*
Z: Heheheheheheheh. ^^;
B: Yes, sweetie?
Z: *hugs Baku and kisses him*
B: Heehee Zero.....
B: I guess we don't have anymore Tallgeese problems for a while.
Z: Thank god....he made me run to the middle of nowhere cuz he was wearing a speedo...-_- *shudders*

Nokinojutsu: (ack x.x you have to save this again and send it to me. ty.)
Yuri Atchi: (K)

B: What's a speedo? Oh, and I saw Keiko on the cover of a magazine..............
B: And Shute's not answering his phone.....
Z: ......Oh god......o.o
Shute: *dead* X_______x
Z: ......*is mortafied*
B: Why was she on the cover? Master Ybaso wouldn't tell me anything.........
Z: ....she's......uhhhh......de...ahh...
Z: She's a slut. T_T
B: I flipped threw it and saw Sayla in one of the ads....
Z: O_O;;;
B: What's a slut?
B: It was for play boy or something like that.........
Z: ....a slut is someone who ...exposes themselves to public in...non ethnical ways....
Z: x.x

Nokinojutsu: (XD ah yes.........)

Z: ......#_#
B: What's ethnical mean?
Z: ....I'll get a dictionary for you later so you can look it up. ^^;;;

Yuri Atchi: ( Play Gundam.....>.>llololollolool)

B: What's a dictionary?

Nokinojutsu: (^_^;; Hee hee......)

Z: x.x Ask Tai that later...
B: Who's Tai?

Nokinojutsu: (XD)
Yuri Atchi: ( Yeah, baku pulls it out and says this is a nice pic of you zero! but why are ya on it?)

B: I'm kidding! ^^;;;;;;
Z: ..._-_;;;
B: I really like this portrait of you Zero! How come you didn't show me it before? And what dd you have to do to get in the magazine! *pulls out an ad ripped out of the magazine*
Z: O.o Where'd you get that???
B: ;_; I'm the only one who isn't in a magazine.......oh, I found the victoria secret magazine in the woods and flipped threw it and found Sayla on another ad then you! But Keiko was on the cover........
Z: O.o;
B: You should have been on the cover I think! ^_^
Z: ....*blushes*

Nokinojutsu: (victoria isn't a secret anymore XD)
Yuri Atchi: (lol!)

B: Aw, your face is green, do you feel sick, hun? *places hand on Zero's forehead plate thingie with slits*
Z: ....Um...it's red, not green....^^;

Nokinojutsu: (color blind idiot)

B: *blinks* Oh.........okay then! so what do you wanna do now? I'm getting hungry from training all day..-_- And it's starting to get dark.........
Z: ...go home, have dinner then play? ^-^
B: Okay! Twister?

Nokinojutsu: (XD)

Z: Um...i ment playing in bed hun....

Nokinojutsu: (what's the difference? You're on the floor instead! XD XD XD)

B: Oh, okay! Hee hee........
Z: *grins*

Yuri Atchi: (^^;; )
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: THE NEXT MORNING? HEY, DOES ANYONE HAPPEN TO HAVE SOME ADVIL............?
Nokinojutsu: (they should get drunk speaking of that..........)
Yuri Atchi: ( Oh! That would be funny)
Nokinojutsu: (yeah! ^_^ But we need more soap, it's not bubbly enough! Someone should---
(RW: This whole section was taken out to preserve the suspense and to prevent you people from seeing the plot too early......;p hah hah. I love being in control.)

Nokinojutsu: (^_^ alright..)
Yuri Atchi: (O.o)

B: *snore* *wince* opens eyes* *shields eyes with hand from light* Ah....what time is it.....-.- *yawn*

Nokinojutsu: (O.o I just remember something....)
Yuri Atchi: ( what?
Nokinojutsu: (I'm Ark, but I was Tall for a while...)
Nokinojutsu: (That kid still has Baku's swords XDXD)
Yuri Atchi: ( ^^; poor baku)
Nokinojutsu: ( he's gonna go to Ybaso and he'll be like, "Where are your swords" and Baku will be like, "Oh yeah! I lost them in a game. ;p"
Nokinojutsu: XD)
Yuri Atchi: (x.x lol any who ha....)

B: *looks at clock wearily* AH! I'm late! *jumps out window cuz stairs take too long*

Nokinojutsu: (Zero should wake up and see him just jump out of the window)

Z: *sees Baku jump out the window* ...O.O;;
Z: ah!
B: *lands on butt hard* OW! X.x Gotta wake up earlier.........
Z *looks out the window* You okay?!
B: -_; Owie...*rubs butt sorely* Hey-Zero-can't-talk-now-gotta-go! *runs off*
Z: ^^l;;;;;
B: *runs into tree* X_x Maybe I should have gotten some coffee before leaving.........
Z: *watches all of this* Oh god....-.-
B: *trips over log and lands in puddle* *soaking wet* -_-;;;
Z: Aww.....poor Baku-chany....^^;
B: *slips and rolls down hill into a bush* x_-
Z: *slaps his face*

Nokinojutsu: (XD I'm enjoying this...)
Yuri Atchi: (I'm sure you are...>.>)

B: *raccoon rears up from the bush and attacks* AAAHHHHH!!! *runs in cirles before accidently running back to the hospital and running into the sliding glass door* X_x

Nokinojutsu: ( I used run three times in that sentence...-.-)

Z: O.o......Would you like me to fly you there???
B: ..............Sure.............
Z: *Flies down and grabs Baku then goes off* You should be more careful -.-
B: Thanks......X.x
Z: O.o You okay?
B: Yup....X.x
Z: ^^;;;;;
B: X.x And I used to think raccoons were friendly.....
B: Disney has lied to me! ;_;
Z: O.o

Nokinojutsu: (*laughs manically*)
Yuri Atchi: Z: ^^;;;;; poor Baku.....heheheh.....
Nokinojutsu: (Pokkahontas...however u spell it..)

Z: *Sees Ybaso* Hi ^^;
Y: .Um...hi? What are you two doing here now?
B: Sorry I'm late........X.x
Z: He kept running into things. -.-
Y: ...*raises invisible eyebrow* why do I care?
B: You can put me down now Zero...Thanks hun. X.x
Z: *kisses Baku and puts him down carefully* Anytime
B: Gomen about being late! X.x
Y: You're early. T_T;;;
Z: ....*facefaults*
B: I'm late for being early! X.x
Y: T_T O...kay...
Z: ............>.>
B: I told you I was going to increase my training schedule since that kid kicked my butt. ^^;;;
Z: ^^;;;;
Y: T_T *won't ask*
Z: Please don't, you don't wanna know...
Y: *sigh* w/e.
B: Bye Zero-kun! *blows a kiss* Thank you again for the ride. ^^;;; Mana knows I needed it...
Z: *smiles* You're welcome babe. Well, try not to get killed by any more wild animals...or doors....or logs....T_T *flies off*
Tall: ZEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *sounds of him getting fixed*

Nokinojutsu: (XDXD)

Z: Ah, music to my ears...^^

Nokinojutsu: (don't raccoons have rabies? O.o?)
Yuri Atchi: ( Some can....>.>)
Nokinojutsu: (Most do actually)
Nokinojutsu: (Is it almost 9 over there?)
Yuri Atchi: (yup)
Nokinojutsu: (It's almost midnight here)
Yuri Atchi: (O.o)
Nokinojutsu: (v.v So...that night?)
Yuri Atchi: ( yup)
Yuri Atchi: (Heheh.)
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: THAT NIGHT...

B: I'm home dear...^^;;;;;;;;
Z: Hey! ^-^
B: *tons of twigs and grass and mud all over him*
B: Heh heh......
Z: O.o;;;; What happened???
B: More problems getting back home. ^^;;
Z: -.-;;; oh geeeze....
B: ^-^;;;;;
Z: Hey hun, are you tired? I was thinking maybe we can go to a party...
B: Oh! I'm always ready for a party! ^_^ Especially if it has food!
Z: Yup, and drinks!! ^-^
B: Alright, at who's house?

Nokinojutsu: (make it Shute's)
Nokinojutsu: (Since he's dead XD)
Nokinojutsu: (It's a before funeral party! XD)

Z: It's at Shutes. O.o?
Z: Eh. Guess Mark is throwing it
B: ;_; But isn't he dead?
B: Captain took it really hard....
Z: ....Yeah....v.v I heard he saw that magazine of his mom .....
Z: Well, have to get Captain a human pet for his birthday to cheer him up. ^^;
B: And it killed him? O.o? But why? It didn't kill me!...of course, neither did your magical deformed riceballs...9_9;;;
B: Aww, that's nice Zero! *kiss* ^_^
Z: -.-;;; It's different for him cuz that's his mom! hehe...kiss...^-^
B: ??? *innocently confused*
Z: ....oh nevermind *kisses* Let's go.
B: Otay! ^_^
Z: *picks baku up and flies off to the party*

Nokinojutsu: (Baku should be having bad luck...crash into an airplane XD)
Yuri Atchi: (O.o)

B: Maybe we should give Sayla to Captain.........

Nokinojutsu: (bad idea, she'll get aids and die. XD)
Yuri Atchi: (lol)

Z: *remembers she was in the magazine* O.o Eh....no....let's not.
B: Alright.....

Nokinojutsu: Narrator: AT THE PARTY...HOW COME I WASN'T INVITED?!
Yuri Atchi: ( Cuz we're writing it!!!!! -.-)
Nokinojutsu: (yeah, so sit down and shaddap!)
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: *IS HURT*

Z: Would you like a drink Baku??

Nokinojutsu: (this thing is fucking with me)
Nokinojutsu: (better)

B: *innocently confused again* Alright! *has drink* Blek! XP Yucky!
B: *drinks more*
Z: ^^;;; ...
Tai: *also at the party* -.-;;;;
Tai: *to Zero* Be careful, I don't he's encountered alcohol before....
Z: O.o ...He seems to be a regular alchoholic...^^;
B: XPXP *has more*
Tai: T_T++ No. I'd kill him if he was.
Z: ^^;
Captain: *sniffle* *sob*
GunEagle: *also drinking*
Z: Hey Captain, we're sorry about what happened...but we'll get you a new human!!
Ashuramaru: *comes up to baku* Hey, how have you been. ^~
C: I WANT SHUTE! *cries* ;_;
Z: *pats Captain on the shoulder* there there...
GE: Chill, man. Everything dies. Blame Keiko if you must.
Z: >.> Yeah.
B: Whaddyou want Ashu ^bless you^?
C: Sh-She didn't even come to the party....
Z: Probably gonna jump out of some cake somewhere....>.>
Nana: *playing with a match*
Z: O.o Nana, no!
GE: Probably fucking every man on the corner in Neotopia...
Z: ^^;; More than likely...
C: WHO CARES! ;_; She'll die too....
Z: We can give you Nana to raise in Shute's image...O.o
C: Oo That's not right.
C: BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAYS! ;______;
Z: ^^;;; Poor Cappy...
Ashu: ...So...you wanna come back with me to Shute's room? ^_~
B: *finishes drink* Alwite........*face is red* *grabs another drink and wobbles off with Ashu*
Nana: *burns herself*
C: ...I...IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*
GE: *whispers to Zero* I heard rumors that Captain and Shute were gay together...
Z: O.o Wow....I'm not surprised. Poor Cap. Well, I think I better hunt down Baku before he get's too tipsy...>.> *goes upstairs to find Baku*
Z: Hmmm....where could he be?!

Nokinojutsu: (here it comes...heeheehee....^_^;;;; )

Z: *hears something comming from Shute's room* ? *opens the door and turns on the light* ....O_O OMG!!!!
B: Hey sweetie *hic* want some?

Nokinojutsu: (XD XD)
Yuri Atchi: ( O.o What does Ashu have to say about this?? ^^;; )

Ashu: Um...hi? ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;
Z: ..........*runs out of the room*
B: ............Is zat a no?
Tai: *sees him running downstairs* Hey, something- *zeros runs past him* ...wrong?
Z: *goes outside* ....*sniff* ......
Ashu: -_-;; Alright, at least he didn't kill me. *locks door this time*
Ybaso: *is already outside* Hello. 7_7
Z: *tries to keep himself from crying* H-hi...
Ybaso: *looks at the stars and ignores Zero's futile effort to hold back tears* I suppose you don't wanna talk about it huh.........
Z: *shakes his head and sniffles* ...*hic* ....I just wanna die!
Z: I ...I'm gonna go now...
Ybaso: T_T *still looking at stars* You can stay. I don't push people to say things on their mind.
Z: *sniffs* T-that's okay...i need to b-be *sob* Alone for a while anyway....*runs off*

Nokinojutsu: (ah, wait!)
Nokinojutsu: (T_T;; )

Z: *trips and falls on his face*

Nokinojutsu: (oh well, continue.)
Yuri Atchi: ( Better?)
Nokinojutsu: (ty, just need to show a good side of Ybaso's character)

Z: ....*starts crying* WHY?!
Ybaso: *stands up and walks over to him* Well, you would need to be more specific. *sits down next to him* Have you ever tried counting the stars? It's not easy, but it is calming in some way. Because stars disappear and fade out all of the time, it's seems impossible. Starting over's alright, if you don't they'll go away in the middle of counting and you'll be caught in a loop. *looks over at Zero* Don't forget people make mistakes. Nothing is perfect, but everything is good in its own way.

Nokinojutsu: ( he would make a good counselor. ^^;;; I designed him that way )
Nokinojutsu: (if his words work or not, they still nag at you)
Nokinojutsu: (^_^;;; )
Yuri Atchi: (O.o wow....)
Nokinojutsu: (he doesn't even have to be there to understand the problem. It's creepy at the same time...9_9;;; )

Z: ...*sob*....
Z: ....
Z: ...it hurts though....
Y: *looking back up at the stars* Yes......many things do. It's part of being someone, pain. But with the bad comes the good.
Z: Good?! What good come come out of----THAT?!
Y: If you can't feel pain, you can't feel love. You wouldn't have a independant spirit without the pain. It shows that you are human, even if you really aren't...
Z: ....*sniffs* ....
Z: But my heart's broken...
Ybaso: There are not many things that can no longer be fixed...
Ybaso: *stands up and brushes self off* Well, it's getting late. I'll see you later Zero...*leaves*
Z: ......*sob* ....bye.....
Z: ...*gets up and starts to walk off somewhere*

Nokinojutsu: ( I used to be a counslor in elementary. It still creeps my friends out. ^_^ Cuz i'm such a sadistic bitch. )
Yuri Atchi: ( O.o wow...in elementary?? I was in couniling...lol)
Nokinojutsu: (lol)
Nokinojutsu: (i dun do it anymore. But I just might take psychology, since I don't have any plans for a career...-_-;; I'd rather make people laugh. )
Yuri Atchi: ( That's cool ^^ I make people laugh over here at stuff that isn't so funny to me...>.> lol)

Z: .....*walks*

Nokinojutsu: (same. ^_^;; )
Nokinojutsu: (um...he can fly...>.>)
Yuri Atchi: ( He's too depressed to fly)
Nokinojutsu: (ah.....)

Z: *sniffles* someone just kill me.....*sees a cliff*

Yuri Atchi: ( Back at the party!!! ^^; )
Nokinojutsu: (X_X Ack!)
Yuri Atchi: ( lol)

B: *fast asleep* ZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................
C: *rocking back and forth in corner*

Yuri Atchi: ( ^^;; Poor Captain!!)

GE: *drunk*

Nokinojutsu: ( I know. See, do I make a good counselor? >:] )
Yuri Atchi: ( lol)

GE: Should we *hic* check on one?
Tai: You mean Zero?

Yuri Atchi: ( lol)

GE: WHATEVER!!! *hic*
Tai: Naw, he'll be fine w/ Ybaso. I worry about Captain though..........>.>;;;
C: *muttering* No mommy! Not the train! Get away from that train!

Yuri Atchi: ( ....wtf?)
Nokinojutsu: (O.o? lol)
Nokinojutsu: (XD)
Yuri Atchi: ( x.x?)

GE: Ah, he's just a *hic* pussy.......*stumble*
Tai: <.<;; Are you sure you should fly back to the base?
GE: It's DUI not FUI! *hic*

Yuri Atchi: ( ./.....??? O.o)
Yuri Atchi: ( Fooly cooly?? :p)
Nokinojutsu: (XD Flying under influence and driving under influence. Fooly cooly? O.o? pooly zooly!
Yuri Atchi: ( lol it's an anime...a rather demented one...>.>)
Nokinojutsu: (ah............)
Yuri Atchi: (Hmm, wonder if Zero already jumped by now...^^ No one would notice lol)
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: NEAR THE CLIFF.....WAIT ZERO, I'LL JUMP WITH YOU! *TRIPS AND FALLS OFF CLIFF* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-----*THUD*
Nokinojutsu: (XD)

Z: *standing on the ledge of the cliff* ....Well.....I'm gonna jump and no one will care...not even Baku! ;-;

Nokinojutsu: (I love my depressed suicidal narrator!)
Yuri Atchi: ( >.>;;;; )
Nokinojutsu: (he'll care! once he gets over the hangover...>.>;;; )

Z: *sticks a foot out about to jump* Bye bye....;-;
Tall: *flies in and saves him*

Yuri Atchi: (O.o oh no!)

Z: WHY YOU....*beats Tallgeese up*

Nokinojutsu: (c? It could be worse! >:] )

Z: -_-++
Tall: I WON'T LET YOU!
Z: Grrr...*drop kicks Tallgeese again*
Tall: DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tall: *shoots Zero with tranquilizer gun from distance*

Nokinojutsu: (ha! ^_^ )

Z: OW! .....da......*falls backwards off the cliff*

Yuri Atchi: ( Double ha. :p)
Nokinojutsu: (damn.)

Kane: *saves him*

Nokinojutsu: (triple ha. ;p)
Yuri Atchi: ( Kane's in hawaii!!!! ><)
Nokinojutsu: *( he flew over! >;p)
Yuri Atchi: ( *hits ya over the head T_T)
Nokinojutsu: ( hahahahahaha! wait..........*thinks about this* nvm then. ;p)

Z: *falls*
Kane: *didn't catch him and was only a hallucination*

Nokinojutsu: (XDXDXD)
Yuri Atchi: ( That's better ^^ oh look, it's morning now and he's almost at the bottom. O.o)
Nokinojutsu: (I want him to get hurt, but not killed. Baku's still asleep, so don't expect any savings..)

Z: *falls into the water below with the jagged rocks*

Yuri Atchi: ( Don't expect any miricles ^^; )

Z: *lands on dead narrator and cushions his body*

Nokinojutsu: (XD!)
Yuri Atchi: ( *hits you again* KNOCK IT OFF!! ><;;; Just get a rescue team or something)

Z: *still hits his head on a rock though*

Nokinojutsu: (naw........)

Z: *did not land on a dead narrator and might or might not be dead who knows*

Yuri Atchi: ( T_T Better? )
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: LATER THAT MORNING...WAIT, AREN'T I DEAD?
Yuri Atchi: ( You will be cursed with this job even in death!)

B: *groans* *wakes up* Ow..........................................

Nokinojutsu: Narrator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO--------------
Yuri Atchi: ( Bwahahahaaa!!!)

Tai: Good morning.
B: *murmuring* What's so good about it........?

Yuri Atchi: ( Cuz Zero might be dead :p)

Tai: I guess you're right. Today is Shute's funeral.
Tai: *opens blinds*
B: GAH! IT BURNS!
Tai: *closes them* What the heck did you do to Zero man? He ran out crying and we haven't seen him since!
B: What are you talking abou-*Tai opens the blinds* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! >

Yuri Atchi: ( lol )

Tai: Come on, I'll force you to remember!
B: No, I really don't kno-AAAACCCKKKK!!!!!!!! YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS FOR FUN!!!
Tai: Okay, that too, but really. You're the only one who could possibly make him cry like that- and maybe Tallgeese but.......

Yuri Atchi: ( hahahaa)

B: I don't remembeeeeerrrrr.............OW! WILL YOU STOP?!
Tai: No. >:p *opens them again*
B: QUIT!!!!!!!!

Nokinojutsu: (everyone's gotta suffer, you know?)
Yuri Atchi: ( hehehe :p yup)
Yuri Atchi: ( hmm, continue with that or cue an ashu? >.>)

C: *still mummbling incohorent things*

Yuri Atchi: ( poor Cappy O.o;;;; )

Ashu: *falls out of the closet asleep* Zzzzzz...x_. Ow, who opened the blinds?!?
Tai: *raises invisible eyebrow* Um, explaination anyone?
B: Yeah, what the hell are you doing here? TAI, CLOSE THE BLINDS ALREADY!!!!
Tai: >:P *closes them*

Yuri Atchi: (lol)

Tai: You're no fun.
B: Go to hell.
Ashu: Baku, don't you remember last night...heh heh...^~
B: *woozy* Wah?
Tai: *gets it* ...I don't need to hear anymore... *shoots a glare at Baku then leaves*
Ashu: Don't you remember...me and you...
B: ?
Ashu: Doggie style, heh heh..........

Yuri Atchi: ( X_X)

B: Hunh?
Ashu: -.-++ The SEX.
B: We had sex...?
Ashu: Yes, you moron!!

Yuri Atchi: ( ^^ )

B: *brain finally working* We had sex?!?
Ashu: And the blue dude....
B: Zero saw us having SEX?!?!?!? O_O
B: *runs off* ZERO!!!!!

Nokinojutsu: Narrator: AT THE CLIFF...WHY ME!??!
Yuri Atchi: ( Wonder if they'll find the body....lol)

B: *tripped over every blade of grass along the way* Ze...ro...

Yuri Atchi: (O.o)
Nokinojutsu: (lol XD)

B: *crawls up to the edge of the cliff* This is...the end of Neotopia....where is he...?
B: *cliff breaks off and sends him into the water* *cough cough* God, I have bad luck.......oh shit, I cant swim! ><
B: *sees Zero unconsious around the rocks* O_O!!! ZERO! *continues drowning*
Z: *is wedged betweed two sharp rocks bleeding and unconcious*

Nokinojutsu: (and yet another victim falls to the cliff, or the end of neotopia..and every person who visits there's life. ^_^)
Yuri Atchi: ( aren't you an optimistic person -.-)
Nokinojutsu: (yup. ^_^)

B: *splash* *cough* Ze- *head goes under water*

Yuri Atchi: ( O.o whre the hell is ybaso or tai!?)
Nokinojutsu: (la la land? ^^;;; )
Yuri Atchi: (X_X)
Nokinojutsu: (lol)

B: *and a miricle happens, he then learns how to swim, only focusing on Zero*

Nokinojutsu: (awww............ ^_^;;; )
Yuri Atchi: ( Awwww....how sweet)

B: *climbs up over the rocks, breathing heavily* How come I remember now that I can't drown because I don't need to breathe?? *cough* Zero!! *crawls over to him*
Z: *is not moving and bleeding into the water*

Nokinojutsu: (isn't that usefull information..oh, that reminds me of one of my favorite sayings, "allow me to be useless!")
Yuri Atchi: ( ^^;; oie)

B: Zero...*cups his hand in Zero's cheek and kisses him* I'm...I'm so sorry.....please don't be dead......*carefully flings him over his back* If you must...don't live for me...live for Lacroa...live for anyone but me! Please......it doesn't matter that I need you...it matters that everyone else needs you.....*runs off*

Nokinojutsu: (T.T How can you carefully FLING someone?)
Yuri Atchi: ( *shrugs* ? Dunno...)
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: AT THE NEW HOSPITAL THAT EVERYONE ACTUALLY WORKS AT...HEY, MY BODY IS STILL DOWN THERE!
Yuri Atchi: (lol)
Nokinojutsu: (We assure you no one cares)
Nokinojutsu: (another favorite saying of mine ^_^)

B: *trying not to hyperventilate*

Nokinojutsu: ( u r the doc...again. T.T )
Yuri Atchi: ( oh, sorry, had to go out for a min ^^;;-)
Nokinojutsu: (kk)
Nokinojutsu: (ha-ha)

Doc: Ladeda....
B: ...Well??
Doc: *skips up to Baku* Well what?
B: ><;;; WELL HOW IS HE?!?! *passes out*
Doc: ......Hmm, almost time to play golf! ^-^
B: *wakes up an hour later*
B: Uh...Where's Zero?! *runs up to the Nurse* How is he?!
Nurse: Zero?? Oh, the blue guy! I dunno...he was bleeding preeeeety baaaad mistah....
B: Wasn't that an hour ago though?!
Nurse: ...Wow...and he's still bleeding! Tisk.
B: Can you use a pressure point?
Nurse: ....*blinks like wtf are you talking about*
B: >_< I'm gonna sue Neotopia for hiring stupid people in emergency rooms!!
Nurse: Eh.
B: Well, can't you HOOK HIM UP to some BLOOD??!
Nurse: Nope. His blood is too different from the blood we got.
B: AB-? You don't have AB-!
Nurse: nope.
B: Can he take mine??

Nokinojustu: (oops, Baku's supposed to be red. ^^;; )

Nurse: Eh...if it's compatable with his...
B: Alright! *looks at the really BIG needle* ...eep. o.o It's for Zero.........*sticks it in his arm painfully*
Nurse: You stuck it in the wrong spot.
B: GAH! *pulls it out and sticks it in again*
Nurse: Ok, we'll see if it's a sucess in a little bit....hope the blue guy doesn't die first *leaves*
B: Just take as much as he needs! I don't care!
Z: *is lying on the bed motionless*
B: Zero..............
Z: ...

Nokinojutsu:
9My cat was lying on the keyboard for a minute)
Nokinojutsu: (-.-;; )
Yuri Atchi: (lol)

Z: ...*twitch*....
B: *smiles* ...............

Nokinojutsu: (have him mumble, Baku I hate you ^^;; )

Z: ....*whimpers in sleep*....
B: *frowns again* It's alright Zero...You'll be okay...*feels faint from blood loss*
Z: ...*starts crying in his sleep* D--don't...leave....me...
B: I'll never leave your side Zero! Never.
Z: *keeps crying*
B: It's alright, it's alright...don't cry...
Z: *can't hear Baku and still cries*
B: *pets him* It's okay. Everything is going to be alright...
Z: *sobs and weakly grabs Baku's hand*
B: *squeezes his hand*

Nokinojutsu: (come on, why can't he say I hate you! *pouts*)
Yuri Atchi: ( Cuz he doesn't! He hates what he did though...)

Z: *opens his eyes slightly* *Sob* ..W-why ...??

Nokinojutsu: (okay, then have him say why- hey there we go! ^_^)
Yuri Atchi: (lol)

B: Z.......Zero...................
Z: W-why did you do it?? D-did I do something *sob* Wrong??
B: No! Zero, you never wronged me in any way...........
Z: *looks up at Baku with tear filled eyes* Then...why....*grabs Baku's arm and cries*
B: *is also crying now*.......................
B: *sniff* M-My masters...are always telling me...that excuses are made to cover the truth....I..I won't make an excuse for my actions............but I just can't answer you.........I don't know....that's the truth.............I'm so sorry...........
Z: *hugs Baku close and keeps crying*
B: gomen..........gomen............*hic*
Z: D-do you...love him now...? *sob*
B: N-No!.........love is so much different.....don't die because of me.....please..........*sob*

Nokinojutsu: (*eats popcorn*)
Nokinojutsu: (This is such a chick-flick)
Nokinojutsu: (XD)
Yuri Atchi: ( ^^;; It's a soap...what do you expect???)
Nokinojutsu: (Or chick-fic? lol)
Yuri Atchi: (lol)

Z: *hugs Baku close and sobs* I..I love you....*hic*
B: Zero..............
Z: *hic* I love you....! *cries more*
B: I love you *sniff* too..........but why......
B: ..why do you love me?....why would anyone want to love me........
Z: You're so cute and innocent...and so caring....that's why I love you! *hic*
B: But............ I can't do anything right!...I can't beat a child, I can't love someone right...*sob* For crying out loud, I can't even run to the edge of Neotopia without tripping on every fuckin blade of grass! I can't save someone right either without screwing up and almost drowning!! *sob*
Z: *kisses Baku* But you try....you try hard...
B: I'm just a big screw up..............
Z: No you're not..
B: Trying.....will never be enough.........
B: never........
Z: All that matters to me is that you try...
B: Z...Zero...*hugs him tightly*
Z: *hugs back and rubs baku's back lightly*
B: *hic* *sob* *sniffle*

Yuri Atchi: ( Hehehe....let's play tennis with his head.....^^ (Ari about Haro..heheehee))

Z: I'll always love you...

Nokinojutsu: (O.o? *won't ask*...)

Z: No matter what stupid antics you pull.
B: I'll always love you too Zero....heh.
B: I'm not worthy of your love...........
Z: Shut up. You are too.
B: Zero......
Ybaso: Are you two gonna make it to Shute's funeral, or should we post-pone it?
Z: O.o Where the heck did you come from?!

Nokinojutsu: (he walks in on moment's too much.-.-;; )

Ybaso: That's an answer you might not want to hear.
Z: ?
Ybaso: Let's be breif: my mother.
Z: ....*falls over* X_X

Nokinojutsu: ( he has a crued sense of humor, no?)

Z: That's not what I ment!!!
B: Zero!....
Y: I came IN from the window.

Nokinojutsu: (oops. ^_^;; )

Z: .....How'd you know we were here??
Y: I can sense your distinct energy signals your body emits, along with Baku's. He's still trying to work on that ability......
Z: Ahh..*blinks* okayy....
B: Mhmm.

Yuri Atchi: ( -.- Ack, I gotta go to bed.....and I dun wanna! )

And that's it for Chapter 2. So, what about Shute's funeral? And the Narrator? Well, just find out in chapter three! Even we won't know until the end! ^_^;;;