SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Shutes New Invention ❯ It all stupidly begins.... ( Chapter 1 )

It was a fairly sunny day in Neotopia, and everyone was enjoying the nice weather. Zero and Bakunetsumaru were doing their usual bickering, while Shute was in his workshop, making a "surprise" invention. Captian was outside the workshop, pondering on how he could get a sneak peak of the item. Shute had the whole building locked up, including the roof entrance.

Zero: My CAPE is not a play thing!!

Baku: O_O I never said it was!

Zero: Oh!? But your actions did! -points to the tiny holes in his blood red cape-

Baku: I said I was SORRY! I thought it would be fire resistant!! ^^;;

Zero: Sorry is NOT enough you baka! Do you realize that I can't get another cape like this one!? ;_;

Baku: Sure you can! Just get a red tablecloth, and put it on your back! ^^

Zero: T_T;;

Baku: o.O Why are you looking at me like I'm an idiot?

Zero >_< Because you ARE an idiot!

Baku: o.O …..Are not!

As the two continued their argument, Shute finally came out of his workshop, and found Captain on top of the roof, trying to peek through the roof entrance. In Shute's hands lied a blue robot-like machine. One side was decorated with an assortment of different colored buttons. It was an antenna sticking out of the top, and it has two tank like wheel under its light frame.

Shute: T_T;; Um…I'm done!! -holds up his new invention proudly-

Captain: O_O;; -falls off the roof in surprise- ^^;; Oh…erm..Hi!!

Shute: T_T;; So what do ya think!? ^^

Captain: -pokes it- ….what is it? ._.

Shute: I call it….a….Thing-a-ma-gig!! ^^ -does a goofy accomplishment stance-

Captain: .__o;; And…what does a "thing-a-ma-gig do?

Shute: It does all sorts of things! Like… -pushes a random button on the odd looking contraption-

The machine rumbled a bit, and all of a sudden, the top came off, and held on by a hinge. Candy erupted from it, and it started to rain candy everywhere.

Shute: ^^ -pushes another button-

The machine stopped burping out candy, and rumbled again. This time, pictures of girls in bikinis sprouted out.

Captain: O_O WTF!? I thought you weren't interested in girls yet!?

Shute: O_O;;;;; -blushes heavily- erm! -pushes another one-

This time, it rumbled again, and a pair of car keys popped out.

Shute: o.o No wonder where they went… -pushes another button-

Captain: ._.;; -thinks- This is gonna be a looooong day -.-;;

~~~~Back to Baku and Zero~~~

Zero: Are too!

Baku: Are NOT!!..huh?! Whats that?! O_O!! -sees candy fall from the sky-

Zero: o.O I dunno! Never seen these….objects before!

Baku: AHH!!!!!!! The sky is falling!!! ;.; -jumps into Zeros' arms-

Zero: -Baku jumps into his arms- o.O wtf!?

Soon after Zero cursed at Bakus abnormal behavior, they were cascaded by a wave of pictures with girls on them.

Baku: O_O!! -picks a picture up- I don't get humans! Why do they put their armor off?

Zero: -nervously fidgets- O_O;;

Baku: o.O??

Zero: Never mind that!! ^^ -cough- anyways, I will go to Shute to see if he has any knowledge of these…weird happenings o.O;;

Baku: I'm going too! =3

Zero: o_O -starts off to Shutes workshop, with Baku close behind-

~~~Back to Shute and Captain~~~

Shute: o.O;; -pushes another button, and popcorn spews out- ._.;;

Captain: ^^ -catches the popcorn and starts to eat it- =Y

Shute: o.O -keeps on pushing the buttons, and random objects keep jumping out of it-

Zero: -finally arrives- Shute!? Did you notice that there are artificially flavored pieces of food falling from the sky, along with erm…pictures of…girls? -slightly blushes-

Shute: -waves hands in the air quickly, his eyes very wide- Nope NEVER SEEN THEM!! O_O;;;

Zero: o.O;;??

Baku: …hey whats this stuff from? -points to the pile of discarded objects from the machine-

Shute: I was testing out my new invention! n_n -points to the thing-a-ma-gig-

Baku: o.O -pokes the thing-a-ma-gig- What does it do?

Shute: O_O Don't start that again!!!

Baku: o.O??

Zero: ^^ -is too darn curious, and pushes a button-

The machine rumbles once again, and a giant wave of water pops out.

Everyone: O_O

The wave crashes on them, all in the while ruining Shutes yard-

Shute: O_O ZERO!! >_<

Zero: o.O;; -sweatdrop-

Everyone besides Zero: -glares at Zero-

Zero: ^^;; …Sorry?

Baku: Sorry isn't enough! My sword look like they are gonna rust already!!

Zero: Shut up BakunetsuMORON!! T_T

Baku: WHY YOU!! >_< -gets out his twin, samurai swords out, and starts to chase Zero-

Shute: -.-;;

Captain: ooo….. x.x too…much..popcorn…. -burps-

Shute: o.O -pokes Captain-

Captain: -wiggles like a fish out of water-

Shute: o.O -drags Captain into his workshop, so he could…be sick in peace- ^^;; Well, theres ONE problem solved…now to get those two to stop fighting…..

((((((Shall be continued!! ^^)))))))