SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Shutes New Invention ❯ Gundams + drugs= insanessess XD ( Chapter 2 )

Whitetail: meep X3 I redid this chappie, because it was way too random..I mean, Neopai being filled by snow> x.x;; This story isn't suppose to have a plot anyways x.x;; Well, here it is! XD Warning! There is some drug use! So don't take any of this seriously! .___o Yes I know, I'm sick! XD

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Shute: *walks out of his workshop, too find the two foreign gundams*

Zero: *snaps his fingers and flowers sprout on Bakus head*

Baku: WTF!! ><;; *runs around in a circle crazy* Dogs should be on leashes so they don't hump things!!!! *picks off a rose, and eats it* .____o MOO!

Zero: *is dancing around in midair* la dee la dooo…orange juice on a stick..dum doo dee……. X3

Shute: O_________O And I thought they couldn't get any weirder… GUYS! What the heck happened to you??!!

Baku: *is on fours and barking like a dog*

Zero: ^_^ This stuff is wonderfulllllll you should try ittttttt *hands Shute a bottle, and starts to dance again*

Shute: .__o *looks at the bottle* You two took cocaine!!?? This is my fathers! He needs this stuff so he doesn't get mad! Why do you think he's a hippy? .__o

Baku: *rolls over on back and wiggles*

Zero: Cuz…he has a big waist? XD *giggle*

Shute: *pulls hair out* AIYA!! .___o ….well at least you too aren't fighting >_>

Baku: *starts to sing Barbie girl from aqua* I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie worllllld! I'm made of plastic, it's fantastic!! ^_^

Zero: meep? I thought you were made of chocolate! .__o *bites him*

Baku: oowiiieee O_O ……….Moose!

Shute: O_O Okay..i'm outta here! *runs into his workshop*

Captain: x__x *is still on floor, knocked out*

Shute: T_T Okay, this day is getting weirder and weirder by the day!

Captain: *burps loudly*

Shute: T__T hrmm…Maybe I can cure you by using the thing-a-ma-gig! X3

Captain: *suddenly wakes up* O_O NO! Don't use it on me!!!!!!!!! *faints again* x__x

Shute: o.o *blink* oookay….hrm..then maybe I could use it to cure the other two! XD *he goes outside, cautiously this time, and pushes the thing-a-ma-gig outside* .___o okay, the coast is clear…

Zero & Baku: *jump in fromt of him* SURPRISE!!!!!! XD

Shute: EEPP!!! ._________0 *faints* x.x

Baku: ^_^ *pokes him*It looks like he had a heart attack I know how to cure him! *presses a button, and it poops out equipment able to do surgery* Let's rip him open and take his heart out, replacing it with a new one!

Zero: XD Okay! But don't we need another heart to replace his old one?

Baku: Yesh! You search for another heart! And I'll get a brain for the hell of it!

Zero: Okay! XP *flies off*

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(Five minutes later)

Zero: *floats back with a squirrel in his hand* I found another heart! X3

Baku: And I've got a squirrel brain! Yay! Now lets start the heart and brain operation! X3

(1 hour later)

Baku: yay We're donnnneeeeeeee

Zero: .__o I like calculators *knaws on one*

Shute: x.x *gets up, and looks at the two gundams, making his two front teeth stick out*

Squirrel: x.x *gets up too, and rubs the back of his head* owie…where am I T_T

Baku: your in netherland with peter pan! Look! I can fly! *jumps and falls off the walkway to shutes workshop*

Zero: And I'm a tin can! ^-^

Squirrel: .__o wtf? How did you get so big, Zero?

Zero: O_O Pervert! *smacks the talking squirrel who sounds like shute with a rose*

(OOC: omg! XP Do you get what Zero thinks what Shute said??...yeah.. I'm a total pervert .__o;;)

Shute: *starts bite his clothes off, and chitters like a squirrel* cheep cheep? .__o

Squirell: O_O WTF!? How did I get over there, when I'm right here? *looks at his new squirrelly body* O_______o Okay..don't panic Shute….. *starts to scream and run in circles* I'm a freaking SQUIRREL! WHY MUST I BE PUNISHED THIS WAY!!!!!!???

Shute: *is now naked and screeches like a squirrel, foaming at the mouth* RRRRRRRRREEEEE!!!!! *runs away, and tries to climb a tree, but fails* .___o cheep cheep?

Zero: OMG!! It's elvis!! Can I get your autograph, sir? *pokes a plastic garden gnome*

Shute: *starts to eat acorns he found on the ground, eating them squirrel style* .__o cheep cheep

Squirrel: >__o How did I get in THIS body, and a squirrel is in my current naked body? >_<;; *thinks* Pah! Whatever…I'm just gonna use the thing-a-ma-gig to make a machine that will switch ours minds and hearts O_O;; wait..wheres the thing-a-ma-gig?!!

Zero: *is drooling and knowing on the thing-a-ma-gig* :3 happy days! <3

Squirrel: O_________o NO! Don't do that you drugged up pansy!

Zero: isn't a pansy a speices of slippers? X3

Squirrel: .___o ….Really really are drugged up, aren't you?

Zero: Yo ho ho an' a bottle o' rum!! <3

Squirrel: -_-;; That directly answers my question

Baku: *is knocked out from falling* x.x

Squirrel: ookay..just slowly give me that machine you have, like a nice boy

Zero: .__o I'm a boy? I thought I was a girl!!

Squirrel: O_O That's what everyone thought for some time…Now give me that thing!

Zero: Never! In the name of cheese planet, I shall never give up my territory to an organism that doesn't even have the diet of strawberry icecream!!

Squirrel: …..what? o0;

Zero: *gives the thing-a-ma-gig to the shute talking squirrel*

Squirrel: … o0 oookay.. *pushes a bottom, and a huge machine that switches the heart and brain of two living bodies pops out of the tiny machine* Okay then! All I have to do is get my normal body and…wait..wheres my body? O0 *he doesn't see his squirrel controlled, naked body anywhere* O_O *starts to panic* wheres my body!!!! O_O

Baku: *finally wakes up* That's my waffle, Zero!@_@

Zero: .__o Who's Zero? Is he Zero? *points to the naked shute body*

Shute: cheep cheep! *starts to groom self in a squirrelly style*

Squirrel: Theres my body! O_O Come here!

Shute: .__o *runs away from the talking squirrel* cheep chhheeeppp!!!!

Zero: Coffee is SO overrated :B

Baku: So is stickers :B

Zero: I'm shmart and you not! :B

Baku: o0 …..coffee is SO overrated

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Whitetail: DONE! XD I seriously like this much better than the old second chappie, dontcha agree? X3

Next time: Will the talking squirrel that sounds suspiciously like shute EVER catch the naked, squirrelly shute? Will Baku and Zero recover normally from thr drug? Will I ever update sooner! Find out next time!!!