SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Shutes New Invention ❯ ....squirrel beating, keiko rage...and more drugged up gundam action .__o ( Chapter 3 )

Whitetail: hey guys! :3 …I just noticed that I have the least sd gundam ficcys out of the main writers..freaky .____o Me a lazeh bum XP whheee….I am taking French cllasss!!!! Okay that was random..and you don't have to worry about knowing any French if I put any French phrases in this ficcy..okay I'm just rambling..On with the show! XD

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Zero: *is throwing tangerines at Baku* XD

Baku: *catches the tangerines by his head horns* :B

Squirrel: Come back Wayne! Wait…wrong media..I mnea, Come back my naked body! ;____;

Shute: *tuns into Shutes house*

Squirrel: O_O uh…oh… *hears screaming emitting from the house*

Keiko: *can hear her screaming* SHUTE! Get your clothes on right now!!!

Nana: *starts to cry because she saw her brother naked…which is very disturbing*

Baku: .__o I just farted

Zero: …. *starts to inch away from Baku*

Shute: *runs out, with a raged Keiko chasing him*

Keiko: *chases Shute with a rolling pin in her hand* Come back here young man! Your grounded for eternity!!!!!

Squirrel: ;____; Oh god..

Zero: How long is an eternity? Is that less than a week? :B

((Whitetail: Isn't that statement familiar? XD))

Baku: eee…..I like chicken X3 *glomps Zero*

Zero: O_____o Aiya! *is glomped*

Squirrel: nuu!! *chases the raging keiko holding a rolling pun who is chasing a naked shute*

Baku: *sits on top of Zero, counting the cloud in the sky* three….ten….sixty….eleven….zero…wait..wheres Zero? .__o *forgot he glomped Zero*

Zero: *is under Baku, counting grass blades* one thousand two hundred…one thousand two hundred one…

Baku: OMG!! Zero's dead! I must do surgery! :o

Zero: ? dude…I'm alive!!!!! Seeeee????

Baku: ……… *blink*

Zero: …….

Baku: …..I knew that…..

Zero: >_> nuh-huh….

Baku: no really I did….

Zero: You don't know anything….

Baku: I'm not stupid!

Zero: Your so stupid, that you didn't even know your were stupid XD

Baku: .___o

Zero: ………..Your a staple

Baku: o_____. OMG You're a banana peel

Zero: squiggledorch

Baku: plus two

Zero: ……..I feel dizzy..I need to get more of that crap u__x

Baku: what crap? =3

Zero: The crap that makes you…I forget what I was saying >___u

Baku: I think it was abouuuttttt…I forget what I was going to say too…

Zero: *stares*

Baku: …… *stares back*

Zero: I wonder what happened to that squirrel thingy that sounded like shute…

Baku: *looks to the side and sees that the Keiko was beating up shute, and a squirrel was rabidly biting keiko*

Baku: omg….

Keiko: Get your ass in the house you bi-otch!!!

Shute: reeeeee!!!!!!!! *foams at mouth, while being beaten by a rolling pin*

Squirrel: *bites Keiko in the arm five thousand times* raWrrrrrrrr >___o ph33r meh!!!!

Keko: What the hell do you want you flea bag!!? *starts to beat the shit out of the squirrel*

Shute: *twitches* cheeppp X__X

Squirrel: *is literally half dead*

Keiki: *does victory dance and drags the shute and the squirrel to the house, to bandage them and give them baths*

Zero: ….that was weird…

Baku: …..yesh .____o

Zero: I'm SO glad I'm not female o0

Baku: ….no comment…

Zero: what is THAT suppose to mean?!

Baku: :B Cheese

Zero: ………I like Italian bread

Baku: ……………steak sauce…

Zero: freak >___o …wheres Captain?

Baku: …..He's in that toaster over there *points to shutes workshop*

Zero: omg..I'll race you there! X3

Baku: ready…set…….GOAT CHEESE! *runs*

Zero: *is already at the door to shutes workshop* what took you? e_e You went the wrong way!!!

Baku: I was helping an old man across the street! ^_^ *holds up a ripped off arm* ..too bad he didn't make it to the other side ;__;

Zero: o_o erm..yeah.. *opens doors and goes inside*

Captain: *is playing jump rope* Hiya guys!! X3

Zero: .________o why are you playing a feminine game?

Baku: It's something you would defiantly play *snicker*

Zero: *smacks Baku* I heard that! >_<;;

Baku: XP owiiiee…

Captain: X3 I AM a girl!!!!! Girl girl girly!!

Zero: …well if you're a girl…then that's do a make-voer! :D

Baku: …whats that…

Zero: it's when girls over load themselves with make-up .__o

Baku: whats make-up?

Zero: …I dunno..but I found with in Shutes room! X3 *holds up a make-up purse*

Baku: what is shute doing with that? Aren't girls suppose to do that? Why is the sky blue? Why to star fishes have five legs? I'm SO confuzzled!

Zero: O_O;;

Captian: *smears lipstick on Baku, and puts on a wig* lets go par-tay!! X3

Baku: Yo! Wats up foshizzle?

Zero: .__o …why are you acting weird captain?

Captain: I found this on the floor! X3 *holds up a bottle, the same one Zero and Baku accidentally used*

Zero: omg…It's that stuff! XD Now it's time to par-tay!!!!!

Baku: *swings a blonde wigs with pony-tails around* wheee!!!! X3

And through the night, the three gundams…erm.. "partied" all night long. The next morning…Zero looked

like he murdered something because of all the lipstick on his armor, Baku had smeared dark eye shadow on himself, to make himself look like a pure black gundam, and captain had wigs of all types and colors taped to himself.

Captain: I'm pretty oh so pretty X3

Baku: I;m a shadow demon! PH33R MEH!!! :[

Zero: *blink* …..I'm baku!!! *steals Bakus head armor, and runs around with it*

Baku: .___o Hey! Gimme it back!!! *runs after Zero*

Zero: nuuhh!!!! :3

Baku: *tackles Zero, and sits on his stomach, grabbing for the head piece* gimme it back!!!

Zero: no!

Captain: cat fight! X3

All of a sudden, the crack was released from their minds, and magically disappeared (maybe crack has a differ affect on gundams, than from humans X3 like it gets out of their systems suddenly)

Baku: *finally reliazes his on top of Zero*

Zero: *reliazes he's under Baku*

Zero & Baku: O_________________________________O EEEEEEEK!!! *scream bloody murder, and run out of the workshop as fast as gundamly possible*

Captain: .____. Why do I have artifical wigs all over me? I have a 29% chance of getting fleas and parasites .__. *notices Baku's head piece is on the floor* … I wonder where he went? He doesn't go out anywhere without it O_O og…maybe something happened to him!!!!!!!! I must save him from eternal suffering!!!! *runs out of the door*

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Whitetail: bah….I think I totally overdid it on this chappy..but good news! No more drugged up Gundams….unless you enjoyed those two insane chappies enough for me to make more ._____o bleh….

Next time: Will shute ans the squirrel be okay from Keiko's beating? Will Captain find Baku and give him his head piece? Will shute get back into his body again?.....be patience until next timmmee!! XP