SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Shutes New Invention ❯ Revert ( Chapter 4 )

Whitetail: Erm…I know it's been years since ANY of you have seen me..but yeah. O-o; Here's an update just to finish off this retarded fanfic. I mean, seriously, what was I thinking when I first wrote this?

 

And I must warn you that my sense of humor has gotten stale, so like..don't expect to be laughing your butt off any

 

Anyways, I'll just finish this up and possibly make a much better, more intelligent fanfic. U_u;;

 

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After Zero and Bakunetsumaru ran off in their own directions in a frenzy, Captain is left behind with Baku's beloved helmet, and wants to return it to him.

 

Baku: (Somewhere in Neotopias forest..or whatever) *Sigh* I feel naked without my helmet. :<

 

Mysterious Voice: *Out of nowhere and has that cool echo effect* Come hither, chilli pepper

 

Baku: WHO SAID THAT!? D: *Looks wildly around for the source*

 

Mysterious voice: I'm a tree…behind you, chilli pepper

 

Baku: *Turns around* Oookay. O_< What do you want?..And why do you keep calling me a chilli pepper? 6_6

 

Mysterious Voice: Because you're red like a chilli pepper

 

Baku: Well you're a brown tree but I don't call you a piece of sh-

 

Mysterious Voice: ANYWAY, I need your help

 

Baku: What makes you think I'll help you? You called me a chilli pepper! And I hope you know that where I'm from, a chilli pepper is the lowest form of organism!

 

Mysterious Voice: …For real?

 

Baku: No..Not really. I just made that up, you turd *Points and laughs*

 

Mysterious Voice: I had a bad childhood, don't laugh at me because I'm ugly!

 

Baku: .....For real?

 

Mysterious Voice: Naw, I just made that up bitch.

 

Baku: :< … Okay, I'm leaving

 

Mysterious Voice: WAIT! If you help me, I'll help you!

 

Baku: Pppphhhhttt, how can a dumb tree help me? Shed dried up leaves on me? Kthanxbi

 

Mysterious Voice: Well…you did say that you feel naked…

 

Baku: When did I say that?

 

Mysterious Voice: Just now, before this conversation, when I was stalking you

 

Baku: Wait, wha-?

 

Mysterious Voice: ANYWAY, I can help you get your helmet back if you help me get out of this tree that I was oh-so-conveniently trapped in

 

Baku: I thought you said that you WERE the tree

 

Mysterious Voice: Well, I lied dumbass, now let me out

 

Baku: You're mean :<

 

Mysterious Voice: So is your mom. Now. Let. Me. Out.

 

Baku: STFU

 

Mysterious Voice: Do you want to feel naked forever?

 

Baku: No…not really X<

 

Mysterious Voice: Then use your swords and cut this tree in half, son

 

Baku: Okie Dokie! *Pulls out swords from sheaths and starts to do those long sequences where they attempt to make the characters looks cool like those in Sailor Moon..I hate those…I mean, come ON! WTF are the bay guys doing while they're transforming!? Standing there and goggling at the temporarily naked girls!? GAWD*

 

Mysterious Voice: Oookay, can you finish that up quickly so I can get out of here?

 

Baku: Wait, I still gotta do that fire thing I always do :3

 

Mysterious Voice: …

 

Baku: Okay, I'm done <3

 

Mysterious Voice: Okay, I'm ready

 

Baku: Wheeeeee! *Slices the tree mid-section* Oh, snap, TIIIMMBBEERR!

 

Tree: :] ……. *THUMP* >_< (Yes, trees so have faces, you just can't see them)

 

Mysterious Voice: WHOOT! I'm freeeeeee~! *Floats out of hollow tree…he looks like a glowing puff ball…*

 

Baku: You look like a ball of light…preeetttyyy

 

Ball of Light: No touchie!

 

Baku: But-but!

 

Ball of Light: NO BUTS..now, do you want me to help you or not?

 

Baku: Mmyes |3

 

Ball of Light: Then tell me where you last remember it last being at..?

 

Baku: I dunno, I was too drugged up beforehand to even remember where I was during the crime scene ^^

 

Ball of Light: *Sigh* I don't want to know…and you're such a great deal of help, chilli pepper 6_6;

 

Baku: Phht, I know, right? Could I be any more worthless? ^w^ *Is proud of self*

 

Ball of Light: Do you know where you live at least? -_-

 

Baku: Ummm..Over there..? *Points in a general direction”

 

Ball of Light: This better not be a waste of my time, chilli pepper, I got a date with a faerie nymph in two hours. *Floats off to the direction*

 

Baku: The name is Bakunetsumaru, bitch! D:<

 

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Captain: Baaaakkkuuuu, where are yoooou! Come here boy! *Whistles like a dog owner*

 

Zero: You can't do that, Captain, he's too stupid even by a dogs standards

 

Captain: True :< What should we do then?

 

Zero: Use that navigation thingy you have in yourself that you used on me to find me when I was lost in that shopping mall…though I was pretty fond of that Spencers store..hehe.. X3

 

Captain: Ooooohhh yeaaaahhh *Turns it on* He's Two miles in the south western direction

 

Zero: Greeaaaat… now let's find him. This stupid helmet is getting too heavy for me to fly with…and it keeps poking me in the eye panel…how on earth does he even wear this!?

 

Captain: Must be part of his Arc-like training perhaps?

 

Zero: It also explains why he's so hard headed most of the time.. :\

 

Captain: OMG! That was funny! Ehehhehehhahahahohohhehehe :D

 

Zero: That laugh of yours scares me… <:[

 

Captain: I know it does…I know :<

 

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Baku and the Ball of Light magically found their way to Shutes property, and Baku looks through his shed, tearing crap a part, looking for his helmet.

 

Baku: I can't find it..HEY, aren't you supposed to be helping me? >[

 

Ball of Light: *Drooling over a naked girl magazine that come out of Shutes thing-a-ma-gig earlier* Um..sure.. |3 <3 .. *not even paying attention*

 

Captain and Zero burst through the door heroically.

 

Captain: YO! We found yo' helmet, Baku!

 

Zero: Heavy…O_<;; *Gives helmet back to Baku who gleefully squeals and puts it back on, examining himself in a random mirror*

 

Baku: I'm fricken sexy ^3^ <3

 

Ball of Light: Not as sexy as these babes! Check this out! *He flips to a porn pin-up and shows it to the boys*

 

Baku: o_0 Humans looks weird without the little armor they have on in the first place…

 

Zero: Hm..I didn't know humans could bend like that.. ._.;

 

Captain: Is..Is that Shutes mom!? D: *Shields eyes*

 

Baku: I thought she looked familiar…but you can't see past that weird white stuff in her face :<

 

Zero: I saw something like this in Spencers, but it was some kind of candy favored prank thing..or something :> It came in a tube

 

Shute: *Slams the door open, marred by bruises and is still in squirrels body* GUYS! HELP ME! MY MOM IS TRY TO KILL M-…*Sees the pin up of Keiko* OH DEAR GAWD! *Runs back out of shed*

 

Ball of Light: What's his problem?

 

Captain: *Peeks* It's his mom..you know..the one that is currently beating him on the head with a frying pan over there in the yard of the yard..yeah..that's her. He only has a 2% chance of survival if she keeps that up.. :<

 

Baku: Shouldn't we like..go and help him..?

 

Zero: *Shrug* I was too drugged up to really remember if that really is Shute or not…or maybe I'm just having a weird dream right now.... :[

 

Baku: Hey, Ball of light thingy. Since I got my helmet back without your help, you still owe me.

 

Ball of Light: Yeaaaah…is there anything I can do so that I can ditch this place? These porn magazines are great and all, but I gotta go.

 

Baku: Change Shute back to his human body, and change the squirrel back to its body.

 

Ball of Light: Who's Shute..?

 

Captain: The furry thing that burst into the room a couple seconds ago and is now being beaten to death.. *looks back at Keiko beating Shute again* Yeah…make that 1% of survival.

 

Baku; And the squirrel is that figure out there trying to climb the pine tree…

 

Ball of Light: Sooo, you just want their souls in their rightful places?

 

Baku: Yeah..pretty much ._.

 

Ball of Light: Alrighty then. After this, I split. *Glows for a moment, blinding everyone, changing Shute back to his normal self*

 

Shute: …. *looks down at body* HEY! I'm in my body again! =D …I wonder how I got like that in the first place…. ._.??;

 

Gundams: …Yay

 

Ball of Light: KTHANXBI *Dissapears*

 

Baku: Okay..I'm bored…wanna get high again, guys?

 

Zero: YEAH!

 

Captain: I love you <3

 

Five minutes later…

 

Shute: *Is tied up with a random rope and knocked out in the corner for no reason* @__@

 

Zero: Smack that! All on the floor!

 

Baku: Smack that! Give me some more!

 

Captain: Smack that! Till you get sore!

 

All of the gundams: Smack that! Oh-oooh

 

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Whitetail: Yeah, I know that was stupid, but I hate having unfinished stories around and just wanted to end it real quickly. KTHNXBI

 

Oh, and the ending song lyrics are by Akon for “Smack that”. Oh and I don't own the characters I used and abused in this fic. D;