SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ The Insane and Random SD Idiocity! ❯ Rave ( Chapter 3 )

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Meanwhile with Shute....

S: "Heeeeeeeeere bunny, bunny, buuuuunyyyyy!!" Shute comes across a hole in
the ground and peers into it. "BUNNY!!"
A voice in the hole: "We don't want any horny raccoons!!!"
S: O.o?? "Um...I'm looking for a talking bunny!! Have you seen one??" There
was a pause, then a hand comes out of the hole and snatches Shute. Shute
screams as he's dragged into the hole.

Zero continues stumbling around Neotopia, looking for George.
Z: "Er...what was I doing again...?"
D: "Yo pops! Waz up?" *random person hands Dragon a phone*
"It's for you, dude."
D: "Georgia here. Talk to me."
Z: "But your name is George!"
D: "Oh, I forgot to tell ya' Daddy-o! I got a sex-change, so I'm Georgia
now."
Z: O_o "WHAT?!" Zero passes out.
D: "I think Dad's partyed-out." Georgia turns back to the phone and listens
to the person on the other end for a moment. "DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO
WITH AIR-FRESHENER!!!" She throws the phone out the window.

Shute sips his tea the possum gave him.
S: "So your a rare species of possum that live underground?"
Possum: "Yes. I also fancy collecting stamps. Would you care for another
pastry?"
S: "No thanks, I really have to find this talking rabbit with a pocket
watch." Shute crawls back out of the hole.
P: "Drop by anytime!"

C: "Alright, I need to get everyone out as soon as possible...EVERYONE, RUN
FOR YOUR LIVES!!! A DRAGON'S GONNA EAT US ALL!!!" Everyone in the city starts running in circles, screaming. "...I'd say that went well."

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