SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Twilight's Gleam ❯ The Things We Dream of... ( Chapter 13 )

Baku awoke the next morning in Zero's room. He yawned sleepily, then glanced to his right, where Zero was slumbering peacefully. He smiled slightly. He knew Zero was as innocent as anything and wouldn't hurt anyone if he had another choice. He snuggled closer to Zero, then fell back asleep.

` Zero, wake up….'

" Leave me alone, I'm sleeping, woman…" Zero grumbled in his sleep. ` You can't sleep forever…and when you wake you will come to me…'

Zero's eyes shot open wide. He was going to spring from his bed, but he felt something around his waist. He looked down to see Baku snoozing. He brushed his cheek lightly.

" My precious firefly…" Zero kissed Baku on the cheek, then lied back down. He won't leave until Baku was awake and it was dark out. Zero yawned, then made himself go back to sleep.

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(A/N: Okay ppl, time for some sillyness!! YEHAWW!! :p This is what you get for watching too many movies at once)

Baku looked around to see a bunch of pencil ducks swimming in a lake of bubblegum soda, and a lot of other distorted things. " WTF?!"

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" A pencil duck meanwhile was attacking Zero. He ran past Baku while screaming, " Evil ducky!!!" Baku sweatdroped.

" Zero, just step on it!!" Zero stopped, then did that, making the pencil duck snap in half.

" Um…" Zero looked around. " …Where are we?" Baku shrugged. " I don't know…"

Zero watched as little dust bunnies hopped by them. "… That's it, no more cocaine in my coffee!" Baku stared at Zero. " What?" Baku shook his head.

" Er…let's just try to find a way out of here…" Zero nodded, and then the two of them started walking down a yellow-bricked road.

" Who ever heard of bricks being yellow?" Baku commented dryly. Zero glanced at him. " You've never seen the Wizard of Oz, have you?"

" The Wizard of Moss?" Zero facefaulted. " Ah! Nevermind!" Baku blinked in confusion.

" Um, okay…" Baku looked down, then saw a strange fuzzy worm wiggle on the road. Baku screamed and jumped into Zero's arms. " What??" Zero asked while looking around.

" WORM!!" Zero looked down and saw the cute, fuzzy worm on the ground, then sweatdroped.

" ….You're afraid of bugs…."

" No!!" Baku protested. " I just…rather dislike bugs…"

" `Ello!" The two Gundams started darting their heads around for the source of the voice. " Who's there?" Zero asked.

" Down here!" The two then looked down at the worm. " `Ello!"

" Uh….Hello?" Zero said.

" `Ello! I said `Ello, not `ello!!" Zero dropped Baku, and knelt down to the worm. " Hey!" Baku yelled at Zero, but Zero ignored his boyfriend.

" So…um…do you know how to get out of here?" Zero asked.

" Well, you can always go that way…"

" Which way?"

" That way!" Zero pointed left. " That way?"

" No! THAT way!"

" Er…. Thanks." Zero couldn't decipher where the worm was talking about, then decided to just follow the path. He pulled Baku to his feet, then they walked down the road. The worm sighed.

" They should have gone to the right…it would've taken them strait out…oh well!"

*

Baku walked in front of Zero, and refused to talk to the knight. " What's wrong!?" Zero asked for the umpteenth time. Baku ignored Zero and kept walking. " What?!"

" You dropped me!!"

" Oh…I'm sorry," Zero said. Baku stopped walking, then crossed his arms. " No you're not."

" Yes I am."

" Are not."

" Are too!"

" Not!"

" Too!!"

" NOT!" Zero sighed, then turned Baku to face him. " Are too!" He then kissed Baku passionately. Baku melted slightly, then Zero let him go. " Do you want to argue any further?" The samurai grinned.

" Mayyyybeee…" Zero chuckled, then spied something up ahead. " Hey, what's that?" Baku turned to look at what Zero was pointing at, then gasped as little blue lines formed on his face.

A giant, gloomy and dark castle loomed in the distance. Baku shivered. " Come on, let's go see if they know a way out of here," Zero said.

" ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Baku shouted. " Ghosts, and vampires live in those kinds of places!!" Zero coughed. " Baku…I'm a vampire…"

" Oh yeah, I forgot." Zero sweatdroped. " Well, the bad ones live in those things!!" Zero sighed. He then grabbed Baku's arm and dragged him off.

" Noo! Not the big spooky castle of doooom!!" Baku cried as Zero literally dragged him by the arm.

" Oh grow up, you big baby!"

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Baku walked close behind Zero as they approached the wooden double doors.

" Will you just stop?" Zero snapped at Baku. " You're acting ridiculously suppositious!"

Baku grumbles, " And you're the product!" Zero sighed in annoyance, then knocked on the door. The knock echoed loudly from the hollow wood, making Baku stiffen.

" Knock it off and act like an adult samurai!"

" Who doesn't like ghosts or being someone's lunch!!" Zero slapped his head, then the doors started to creek open slowly, and soundly.

" Come in," came a mysterious voice. " Gladly," Zero murmured while dragging the paranoid samurai in through the door. The door slammed shut behind them, masking the two in a void of shadows. Zero was able to see in the dark clearly, due to the fact that he was a vampire, but Baku couldn't, so he started panicking.

" Ah! We're gonna dieeee!!!" Zero hit Baku upside the head. " We are not!" Baku clung to Zero's arm tightly. Zero sighed, though he did like it when Baku was close.;)

" Welcome to my castle…" Zero and Baku were suddenly bathed in a warm glow of torchlight.

" Zero!! I see the light!!"

" Well, don't go towards the light!" Zero cleared his throat. " Um, we're looking for a way out of this…place…and back to Neotopia, do you know of such a path?" Zero asked.

" Weeeeelll….I could tell you…but you have to please help me with something…"

" Like what?"

A little white rabbit hopped down to the top of the stairs in front of the two Gundams. It wiggled its nose cutely, then rubbed the back of its ear.

" BUNNY!" Baku let go of Zero's arm, and pushed the knight roughly into the nearest wall. Zero smacked into it, face first. Baku then ran up the stairs, then picked the bunny up and started to pet it.

" Er…I'm o…kay…" Zero grumbled before he peeled off of the wall and fell to the floor.

" Bunny, bunny, bunnyyyyy! Finally, nothing weird or bug like!!" Baku continued to cuddle the normal looking organic affectionately.

" Ek…your girlfriend's strangling me…" The bunny squeaked. Baku froze as Zero was sitting up. He dusted his cape off. " He's not my girlfriend!"

" Yeah! I'm his boyfriend!"

" Coulda fooled me…"

" What?!" Zero sweatdroped. " So…um…what can we help you with?" Zero asked while walking up the stairs.

" Well, could you put me down first of all?" Baku dropped the rabbit carelessly on purpose. " Ow!" The rabbit rubbed its head. " ..Remind me to take you off the Christmas card list!"

" Anyway…" The bunny looked up at Zero. " Oh, right. Anyway someone turned me into a …bunny. So, could you please help me find a cure?"

" If you'll tell us the way out of here."

" AFTER you help me first, babe." Zero sighed. " Very well. What is it that you wish us to do?" Zero squatted down to look at the bunny more directly.

" Well, I can't leave the castle or something's gonna eat me," the bunny started. Baku got a glint in his eye.

" You know, I know the perfect recipe for bunny eye stew, and cold cut hare…" The rabbit twitched nervously while Zero gave Baku a look.

" Hunny, don't scare the rabbit!"

" Bunny," the organic corrected. " So, I just need you to fetch me something, and then I can tell you where to go."

" Deal. What is it that we need to get you?" The bunny hopped down a few steps.

" It's called a..uhhh."

" A what?"

" A uhhh."

" Can't you remember it?"

" It's a uhhh!" Zero tilted his head. " Calm down, just try to remember what it's called…" A little vain throbbed on the vermin's head.

" I think he means that what we're supposed to look for is labeled `Uhh.' As in `Uhh' is what it is called, Zero," Baku said.

" Not as dumb as you look, aren't ya toots?" Baku glared at the bunny.

" Look you--"

" Er, we'll get right on it…" Zero interrupted. " By the way, what is your name?"

" Cole. And you?"

" I am Zero the Winged Knight, and this is Bakunetsumaru the Blazing Samurai."

" Fuck! That's one hell of a mouthful, Bakanessu…Bakahisi….hera…"

" BakunetsuMARU!" Baku yelled, getting really tired of no one remembering his name.

" Whatever. It's located down the rode southward, there's a town there…ask them for it, they should know." Zero nodded, then rose to his feet.

" Let's go, Baku." Baku sighed, " Great, more walking…"

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" Are we there yet?"

" No."

" Are we there yet?"

" No."

" Are we there yet?"

" Yes, Baku we ARE! Now shush!"

" ….Are we there yet?" Zero yelled in frustration from his significant other's nagging. " BAKU…"

" Er…sorry, this place is making me feel funny…" Baku apologized. Zero blinked. " Yes, it's been affecting me too…" Zero looked up at the cookie shaped clouds. " Just where are we?" Baku also looked up, then started to crave cookies.

" I dunno…but this place is making me HUNGRY!!"

" Sweetie, you're always hungry!"

" Yeah…you'd think I was pregnant or something…Wait, I think I am…."

" O.o AHHHHHHH!!"

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" AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Zero screamed while sitting upright from his bed. Zero darted his head around, then calmed down. " Oh my god…that was insane!"

" What was…?" Baku muttered from beside him. Zero twitched at the remembrance of the dream. " Um…nothing my love…. nothing. Just…a very, very bizarre and disturbing dream…:"

" Then maybe we shouldn't have sex that late at night anymore…" Baku yawned. Zero blushed slightly, remembering that. ` I think I know the true meaning of the phrase, ` what goes bump in the night' after that …' Zero smirked.

" Um…yeah…well," Zero slid back down in bed. " I'll just go back to sleep…"

" Ya do that." Baku closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep. Zero looked over at Baku, then shook his head.

" Naaah." He then closed his eyes. He opened them up a second later, and looked over at Baku. " Maybe…?" He shook his head. " Nahh." He then went back to sleep.

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HAHAHAHHAHAH!! (Has had too much skittles before writing this.) X_X Ah, the power of cheese!! LOL!! Anyway, was what the hell was all that about!? Was it just random or did the author find some sort of insignificant purpose to this?? Oopse, I'm giving it away! Wait, no…maybe not. >.>