Shaman King Fan Fiction ❯ Horo Horo Flies ❯ Horo Flies ( Chapter 1 )

Kitty: This is based some book… The Flying Hokey Stick.

Poky: Mew. Hi!

Kitty: This is me cat. He scares me.

Disclamer: I don' own Shaman King, but Poky says he'll give me any anime or manga I want when he takes over the world.

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Miseries voice: So you begin your tale with a young boy named Boro Boro.

Horo Horo: *Randomly appears* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *sleeping*

Miseries voice: Boro Boro always wanted to fly, so one day he taped an umbrella, a hokey stick and a fan together.

Horo Horo: *wakes up* IT'S HORO HORO!!!!!!!!!! NOT BORO BORO!!!!!!!!!!!!! That name makes me sound boring…

Miseries voice: Taped an umbrella, a hokey stick and a fan together.

Horo Horo: Okay. ^_^ *tapes fan umbrella, a hokey stick and a fan together*

Miseries voice: Boro Boro is so happy that he jumps on the flying thingy and flies around the world.

Horo Horo: *in winy voice* Do I have to?

Miseries voice: YES! NOW ACT HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horo Horo: What 's your name?

Miseries voice: Pilica.

Horo Horo: Rely?

Miseries voice: No.

Horo Horo: X-x *jump on fly thingy* I'm….. So…….. Happy?

Miseries voice: Soon Boro Boro comes to a burning building. He sees a boy crying for help.

Ren: *appears in burning building* Why am I in a burning building? Is that smoke I smell? MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

Horo Horo: I should help him…

Ren: *running around in useless circles*

Horo Horo: I'll help him….. Yo! Ren hop on! ^_^

Ren: Okay! ^_^

Ren's hair: I'm still on fire… T.T

Miseries voice: *dumps water on Ren's hair* Happy?

Ren's hair: Yes! ^_^

Ren: No……..XD

Miseries voice: Why not?

Ren: I'm wet. Need I say more?

Miseries voice: BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!

Ren: 0_o Yes sir.

Miseries voice: Now Boro Boro and Ben were flying along. They soon came to the sea, were they see two girls on a peace of wood.

Ren: MY NAME IS REN!!!!!!! R-E-N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wood: *appears in water*

Jun & Pilica: *appear on wood*

Ren & Horo Horo: I'll save you sis! *jump in water* I can't swim!!!! *drown*

Jun & Pilica: *roll eyes* The water is only two feet deep.

Ren & Horo Horo: I know that!

Miseries voice: Boro Boro, Ben, Bun and Bilica all jump on the flying thingy and keeping on fly.

Jun: MY NAME IS JUN!!!!!!!! J-U-N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pilica: I'M PILICA!!!!!!!!!!!! P-I-L-I-C-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you like the letter B?

Miseries voice: No. Why?

Jun, Pilica, Ren & Horo Horo: -.-

Miseries voice: Anyhoo-

Ren: Anyhoo? Who says that any more?

Horo Horo: Dude. You just did.. - -

Ren: x.x THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!!!!!!!

Miseries voice: Boro Boro, Ben, Bun and Bilica all ride the flying thingy and soon come to an island. Were they see two boys being chased by loins.

X-laws: *dressed in loin outfits*

Lyserg: I'm not happy. XD

Miseries voice: *to X-laws* CHASE THOSE BOYS!!!!!!!!!!! *points Hao & Yoh*

Pilica: How can a miseries voice point when it's only a voice?

X-laws: *start to chase Yoh & Hao*

Yoh & Hao: *Scream like little girls and run away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ^_^HELP US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every one but Hao, Miseries voice & Yoh: -.-

Jeanne: Do you have to kill them?

Miseries voice: No. Ya'll just need to chase them. Them Boro Boro and the gang will save them.

Lyserg: Ya'll?

Miseries voice: THE AUTHOR MADE ME DO IT!!

Author: SSSSHHH!! Don't tell any one I love that word!

Miseries voice: I thought you love the word random.

Every one but Miseries voice & Author:………. *stars*

Author: I love say' in `Hey Ya'll!' But Random is my favorite word. AND ALWAYS HAVE IT IN CAPS!!!!!!!

Miseries voice: Yes mam!

Every one but Miseries voice & Author:………. *stars* *smirks*

Author: Good. Now get back to the fic!

Miseries voice: Yes.

Hao: She's your boss? You have to do what she says?

Miseries voice: T.T Yes. T.T

Author: BACK TO THE FIC!!!!

Jeanie: But.. Do you have to?

Miseries voice: Yes.

X-Laws: Fine. *chase Hao and Yoh*

Lyserg: I'm fine killing Hao, but not Yoh!

Yoh: ^_^ Yah!

Hao: T.T Poo!

Miseries voice: While the loins where chasing the good twin and the bad twin, our hero, Boro Boro saw them and flew to help.

Horo Horo: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Pilica: WAKE UP!! YOH NEEDS OUR HELP!!

Hao: What about me? T.T No one loves me!!

Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hao: ^_^

Horo Horo: *wakes up* What? *sees Yoh* I'll save you Yoh!! *jumps off hokey stick*

Miseries voice: *slaps head* You where suppose to fly down there.

Horo Horo: *drowning* Help?

Ren: Leave him there

Miseries voice: *picks up Horo Horo and puts him on hokey stick* NOW BE A GOOD BOY, BORO BORO AND DO IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horo Horo: *Flies and puts Yoh on hokey stick*

Hao: T.T What about me? I CAN'T FEEL THE LOVE PLLZ!!!!!

Yoh: *pulls Hao up on hokey stick*

Hao: ^_^

Miseries voice: They all fly home and every one lives happy ever alfrter eating Poky and drinking green tea in a hot tub with their P.J's on. ^_^ Good bye!!

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Kitty: Well, this is the first time posting a fic on this site.

Poky: I like this fic. Later, it's all bout me!!

Kitty: You mean the way Ren and Hao try to kill you cuz you cut their hair?

Poky: Yes!! ^_^

Kitty: -.- Stupid cat.

Poky: looks who's talking!!