Shaman King Fan Fiction ❯ Mary Susan Kills Lyserg ❯ Lyserg's death ( Chapter 1 )

Ok listen up Lyserg fans, yes I have a grudge against a fictional character, but as I recall some of you people actually have a crush on him so I don't want to hear about how I have issues for having a grudge against him.

 

Furthermore, I'm a male author and male authors don't write Mary sues so shut-up if you're going to accuse me of writing a mary sue.

 

One day Mary Susan and Gary Stewart were flying around in their flying super stretch limonene remembering the time when they raped Hao and made him like it. They were the most powerful shamans in the world and nothing could stop them.

 

They looked down onto a sidewalk and they saw Lyserg, one look at him and they knew he had to die.

 

They landed the limo and begin their attack. Gary Stewart turned his right arm into a chain saw and chased Lyserg. Then Mary Susan used her hurricane winds to life the tiles of the sidewalk off the ground with Lyserg on them then spin them in a twister. Lyserg screamed as he hit the ground hard then ran off into the woods. Gary Stewart and Mary Susan used their turbo powers to keep chase on Lyserg as he fell off of the roof. Gary Stewart threw a Baseball and hit Lyserg in the back. The Mary Susan used Lightning from her finger tips to shock Lyserg. Then she stuck out her frog tong and ate Lyserg.

 

Zeke and Marco were entertained that Lyserg was now dead. Zeke and Marco kissed under the light of the full moon.

 

THE END!