Slayers Fan Fiction ❯ Gourry went a Courtin' ❯ One-Shot

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have no idea if song parodies are allowed, but I love this so I have to put it here. A BIG thanks to Setsuna_princess for always supporting me and for helping me with the lyrics.


Gourry went a-courtin, and he did stride, uh-huh,
Gourry went a-courtin, and he did stride, uh-huh,
Gourry went a-courtin, and he did stride.
The Sword of Light was by his side, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun.

He strode up to the tavern's inn, uh-huh,
He strode up to the tavern's inn, uh-huh,
He strode up to the tavern's inn.
And said “Is Miss Lina in?”, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

“Sorry sir, I can’t tell you that” uh-huh
“Sorry sir, I can’t tell you that” uh-huh
“Sorry sir, I can’t tell you that”
So Gourry made the guy eat his hat, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

Then he stole the registry, uh-huh
Then he stole the registry, uh-huh
Then he stole the registry
And climbed the stairs to room 203, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

He Gently pounded on the door, uh-huh
He Gently pounded on the door, uh-huh
He Gently pounded on the door
“I need to talk to you some more”, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

Then Miss Lina did most sweetly call, uh-huh
Then Miss Lina did most sweetly call, uh-huh
Then Miss Lina did most sweetly call
“Go to hell” and “fireball,” Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

When the smoke had finally cleared, uh-huh
When the smoke had finally cleared, uh-huh
When the smoke had finally cleared
“You never learn” Zelgadis jeered, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

Then Amelia cast a healing spell, uh-huh
Then Amelia cast a healing spell, uh-huh
Then Amelia cast a healing spell
And said “Justice will prevail,” Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

But the Innkeep kicked them out, uh-huh
But the Innkeep kicked them out, uh-huh
But the Innkeep kicked them out
That When Lina Began to Shout, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

She dragon slaved the old inn down, uh-huh
She dragon slaved the old inn down, uh-huh
She dragon slaved the old inn down
And destroyed the whole damn town, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

So the villagers chased them away, uh-huh
So the villagers chased them away, uh-huh
So the villagers chased them away
They’re an angry mob what can you say, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

Then they met a bandit gang, uh-huh
Then they met a bandit gang, uh-huh
Then they met a bandit gang
Remnants of the Dragon’s Fang, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

“Stop right there you little runt, uh-huh
“Stop right there you little runt, uh-huh
“Stop right there you little runt
“Did you think that we’d give up the hunt?”, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

So Lina went and fried them all, uh-huh
So Lina went and fried them all, uh-huh
So Lina went and fried them all
Cause they also said her breast were small, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

Then Gourry and Zel With swords so swift, uh-huh
Then Gourry and Zel With swords so swift, uh-huh
Then Gourry and Zel With swords so swift
Cut down all the one that Lina’d missed, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

Amelia would have helped them win, uh-huh
Amelia would have helped them win, uh-huh
Amelia would have helped them win
But it was that “time of the month” again, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

Martina tries to get revenge, uh-huh
Martina tries to get revenge, uh-huh
Martina tries to get revenge, uh-huh
But her attempts make Lina cringe, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

And Zangalus just wants a duel, uh-huh
And Zangalus just wants a duel, uh-huh
And Zangalus just wants a duel, uh-huh
But He ends up looking like a fool, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

So he joins his lovely wife, uh-huh
So he joins his lovely wife, uh-huh
So he joins his lovely wife, uh-huh
To beat them both? They need a life!, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

So they had a great big fight, uh-huh
So they had a great big fight, uh-huh
So they had a great big fight, uh-huh
It’s over food who cares who’s right, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

Filla then grabbed her mace, uh-huh
Filla then grabbed her mace, uh-huh
Filla then grabbed her mace,
And smashed Xellos in the face, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun

That’s the end of my Little tale, uh-huh
That’s the end of my Little tale, uh-huh
That’s the end of my Little tale
Because the jokes are getting stale, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Zelta singing cheekily:
And frankly Naga is a brat, uh-huh
And frankly Naga is a brat, uh-huh
And frankly Naga is a brat, uh-huh
I have no more to say to that, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun, Uh-Hun
Can you tell I’m not a fan of Naga? ^__^

Some of these verses are a little forced. Okay a lot are. But I still like it. Please R&R. No Flames.