Slayers Fan Fiction ❯ Making a movie ❯ When they meet the authoress ( Chapter 3 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Hikari: lesseee.... o yea! we were at the part when emm... darn... ::thinking::

Valgaav: the authoress is suffering from short-term memory loss.. ::sigh::
(no its not made up! im really suffering from it! it makes me forget i have hw n stuff like that...)


Hikari: anywaaayss.. lets juss start the damn thing already! i don't own Slayers.. ::sigh::

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at the studio

Director: ALRITEY! WE CAN FINALLY GET SOME STUFF DONE! ok! ::reads script::

Valgaav: i quit

Hikari: yea.. me too! kissing wasn't in my contract!

Lina: it wasn't in ours either!

Hikari: well thats different cuz u enjoyed it!!!

Lina: hey! i resent that!

Hikari: RESENT ALL YOU WANT GOURRY-LOVER!!!

Lina: HEY!!! THATS CROSSING THE LINE! FIREBALL!!!

Hikari: WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK?!?!?!! DIE! ::sword appears out of no where::

everyone else: 0.0

Lina: hey! how come she gets a sword???

Director: i dunno... ::reading through script:

Hikari: i feel ignored now... anyways.. im outta here! ja ne!(1) ::about to walk out of studio::

Director: WAIT!!! ILL PAY YOU DOUBLE!!!!

Hikari: triple and ill stay

Director: deal!

Valgaav: how come i dont get a raise?

Director: because your a main charater and i didn't hire you.

Zelgadis: if you didn't hire us.. who did?

Everyone thinks

Authoress(me! ^_^): IT WAS ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! ::poofed in::

Director: oh no! its the authoress!!! RUNNN!!!! ::runs for life::

Authoress:am i really that scary?

Gourry: isn't the authoress the person who writes all of peoples stories?

Amelia: could be...

Authoress: Amelia and Zelgadis get a vacation...

Amelia & Zel: YAY!!!

Authoress: and everyone else does too!

Everyone else: YAY!!! ::packs for beach::

Lina: what about the director?

Authoress: who cares?

Amelia: thats a bit harsh...

Authoress: oh well.. im counting on you all to make a good vacatino movie! no acting required so just have fun! ::poofs out::

Gourry: does that mean she'll be taping our vacation?

Hikari: maybe she's bluffing...

Valgaav: hn!

Lina: this isn't Yu Yu Kakasho and your not Hiei so you aren't allowed to say 'hn"

Valgaav: why not? it suits me

Lina: riiiiiiiiiight... -.-

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what is the authoress really planning? and where did Philia go?

im being evil and im not updating until i get 5 reviews! hmph! so plzzzzz review! i might get writers block or something ... hmm...
wheres my homework?