Slayers Fan Fiction ❯ Slayers Screwed ❯ Malpractice ( Chapter 2 )

Slayers SCREWED part 2: Malpractice

By: Megalabisia and Val Sama

"Where could Naga have taken our poor, sweet, innocent Sylphiel?" Zel sniffled.

"In the name of all that is justicful we must hunt down this evil temptress and rescue that sweet maiden!" Amelia shouted, now standing on a newly knocked-over Zel, seeing as there were no available rocks nearby. "Would you get off of me, you idiot?!" He choked out frantically. Amelia is a lot heavier than she looks! Amelia toppled over as Zel, with some effort, managed to get to his feet. Amelia had just jumped to her feet, ready to give a speech on how what he had done was very unjustful when a low moan could be heard in the distance.

"Ohhh, it hurts." Came a low whimper. "Lina!" Zel shouted as he ran to the sight of the noise. Wow, I completely forgot about her! I guess that's what happens when I forget to put my ginko in with my coffee… "Are you all right?" He crooned as he cradled her in his lap. I don't think she has ever been this close to it! Even in her pain Lina could see that lusty look in Zel's eyes. She tried three times to move feeling something very hard and stone-like stabbing her in the small of her back. Damn Zel. She did have to admit to herself, however that she was very impressed. "I'll be, cough cough… all right." She said as she gave a cute little brave smile. If she played her cards right she could have Zel eating out of the palm of her hand in no time!

"What should we do, Miss Lina?" Amelia asked. Zel jerked slightly, he had forgotten she was still there. "I think we should go find an inn." Zel replied for her. "She is in no condition to travel yet. We will give her time to recover and then go find Sylphiel." "But… but.." Amelia began to pout, "…they could be long gone by then." "Don't worry, you know she recovers fast, and with the aid of Doctor Zel (he flashed a sexy smile) and my own special brand of `medicine' she'll be back to her old self in no time."

Amelia was about to protest when she seemed to remember something. She couldn't have been, could she? No… She wouldn't have the nerve to come back here. But if that was her I know exactly where she's gone. When Amelia's train of thought was finally derailed she found herself alone in the forest. "How could Doc.. eerr.. Mr. Zelgadiss leave me alone like this?!" As she spoke, it became fantastically dark all of a sudden, despite the fact that it was the middle of a sunny afternoon. She held her breath as she heard a rustle in the bushes behind her…

Amelia was startled to find it was a cute little bunny that had scared her. She bent down to play with it, and because it was meant to be, she sat down right next to an anthill. Amelia was startled when she felt a slight tickle on the back of her neck… come to think of it her cape had become a lot heavier too. Normally bugs are not her cup of tea so you can only imagine how she felt when she saw hundreds upon thousands of ants crawling on her. Screaming, she immediately jumped to run, and smacked skull first into a nearby tree.

Zel gently laid Lina on the bed. In a half delirious voice she mumbled something about a wet cloth for her head. Zel set about searching through the room for a towel or cloth of some sort. He opened several drawers filled with towels. "Sorry Lina there are none." He called to her from across the room. "So hot!" She mumbled as she writhed around on the bed, as she promptly looses consciousness. This is the chance I've been waiting for. With the honey I smeared on the back of Amelia's cape she won't be around for hours with the cute little animals of the forest to keep her occupied. Now to just take off her clothes… It was fitting, seeing as she was hot. Zel carefully removed her shirt to reveal a band of cloth tied around her small but perky chest. He decided to leave it for now, all the more fun later. Just to be fair. He then ripped his shirt open to reveal his circular, hard, stone, yet very erect nipples. You could cut glass with these things. He threw his tattered shirt to the floor. Now her pants. His hands began to tremble as he started to remove her pants. No you can't do this. Don't you love her? I must. I have no other choice. I need this so badly. His thoughts were suddenly interrupted. "Oh my God! Lina goes commando!"

He suddenly found he had no room in his pants, after finding this little surprise. Zel fumbled with his pants. He figured the lack of underwear was a sign that he should go for it. Suddenly a fireball whizzed by his head. BOOM! "Mister Zelgadiss, I cannot allow this to continue!" Amelia yelled looking very serious. Her cloths were a bit disheveled and her cape was nowhere to be found. "What kind of a doctor takes advantage of his patients like this?" She was steaming now. Zel, believe it or not, blushed. "I wasn't doing anything, honest! I was going to take her temperature." Zel retorted while standing there with his pants half-removed. Amelia visibly relaxed. "Oh, well that's fine. We should really get some sleep." Zel smiled at her. I can't believe she bought it. "Lina should be well enough to go tomorrow." He told her. Amelia simply nodded and crawled into the bed beside Lina, ignoring the destruction from her fireball and Zelgadiss's rather prodigious stone `spear.' He doesn't actually think I believe him, does he? I'm going to have to keep a close eye on him. Reluctantly she fell a sleep harboring her new fear of insects.

END OF PART 2

To be continued…?

Note from author: Part one should have been titled.. Slayers SCREWED part 1: Gourry the Serpent.