Slayers Fan Fiction ❯ Xellos's Favorite Dish ❯ Xellos's Favorite Dish ( Prologue )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: This is a citrus-y fanfiction. Citrus means that it has 'adult themes' and shouldn't be read by young, impressionable minds. Fanfiction means that this a
story made up by the author, who is a rabid Slayer zealot that has no life and fills her time writing citrus-y fanfiction involving characters she doesn't own.

This has nothing to do with the SLAYERS: Guardian timeline It is an entity in itself.

This is my first Slayers Citrus so tell me what you think when I let my inner hentai out!!


XELLOS'S FAVORITE DISH

by BattleJoy Walton

(It was the end of a very good day of adventuring. The group had made a lot of progress traveling and had come into the town right at sunset and found a very
good restaurant that was well stocked and used to serving large, unexpected caravans. Thus, since they could handle the sudden arrival of 30-60 merchants and
bodyguards, they could take the assault of the handful of travelers known as the Slayers with too much of an incident.

The whole week had been pleasant and, uneventfully, peaceful. Even the sworn enemies, Filia, the dragon, and Xellos, the demon, hadn't had an altercation. The
group found this a nice change of pace and were in good spirits for dinner.

After dinner, group leaned back in their chairs and patted their full stomachs in the after glow of the meal.)

LINA: That was the best food ever!! There's nothing that could top that meal!

XELLOS: Oh, I can think of one thing. *pauses dramatically as he leans toward Lina, flicking a quick glances at Filia, looking even more smug than usual (If
that's possible!)* Dragon Cuisine.

(Filia stiffens in her chair, as Lina's eyes go wide in awe.)

LINA: You've actually had dragon cuisine?!!

XELLOS: *big smile* Several times, in fact. Quiet recently, so the memory is still very fresh.

(Filia goes pale.)

LINA: *outraged* Recently!! Recent, as in after we met you? If it was and you didn't invite us, so help me. . .

XELLOS: *shrugs* I'll ask if you all can attend next time but I think the hostess might decline. Which is somewhat of a pity. The more the merrier I say, but I
have the feeling that she likes to keep these things intimate.

(The rest of the group finally picks up on the string of conversation and turns nervously to see their golden dragon companion's reaction. Filia is slack-jawed in
shock and outrage.)

LINA: Is it as good as they say?

XELLOS: Now I have lived a long time and I thought that I tried everything but dragon. . .
*sigh.* nothing like it in the world. The touch, the scent, the TASTE. . . Its beyond
all description.

(The rest of the group exchange looks as they realize what will happen when Filia reaches her limit. Already she was squeezing her eyes shut and growling, trying
to keep her temper. But peace or no peace, the temporary truce was about to be at an end and Gourry, Zelgadiss, and Amelia dived for cover. Lina is too
wrapped up in her conversation with Xellos to notice the growing panic that the appearance of Filia's tail from under her skirt has caused the other patrons.
Xellos is merely sitting back, obviously pleased with himself as he starts to daydream about the last time he had it.)

LINA: *in despair.* Oh, if only it doesn't take so long to prepare!


XELLOS: I know. Dragons have such tough skin so it takes forever to get a young and tender one. Then it takes months and months before the dragon isn't so
poisonous to you. Sometimes it was
so hard to keep patient. Almost painful at times. But once you succeed and the dragon is finally ready,*shakes his head ruefully then opens his eyes and notices
with a smirk, out of the corner of his eye, that Filia is red with anger* it tastes that much sweeter. It also makes a lot of difference on how you eat it.

(SD Gourry, Zelgadiss, and Amelia look to be about done with their bomb shelter in the background.)

XELLOS: You have to resist the urge to eat it too quickly. Swirl it around with your tongue until the dragon melts on it. *close his eyes gently and licks his lips
in obvious exhilaration over the memory* Oh! So, so sweet. . . and warm. . . and moist. . . and juicy. . . hmm, positively succulent. *opens his eyes and raises an
eyebrow and glances at Filia* I wish I had a piece of it right here on the table. Right now.

(Filia seems to have about to have reached her limit. Gourry grabs the oblivious Lina by the collar and yanks her with him, as the group scrambles for the door of
their bomb-shelter. Filia transforms and goes on a rampage, as expected. But none of the group members quite expected her battlecry as she chased and attacked
Xellos across the horizon.)

FILIA: HENTAI!!! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL THEM!!!

XELLOS: *giggle, duck, dodge* But I *dodge.* didn't *duck* say anything!! *dodge, dodge, duck, giggle*

LINA, GOURRY, and ZELGADISS: O_O *saucer eyed and blinking in shock*

AMELIA: *looking a little confused* Um, Mr. Zelgadiss. . .?

(Lina and Zelgadiss are still frozen in shock and don't look like they will be unfreezing anytime soon. Gourry, on the other hand, seems to comes to grips with the
realization and have accepted it.)

GOURRY: *smirks* It seems that we found out the reason behind their truce.


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