Slayers Fan Fiction ❯ Zelgadis Blues ❯ Zelgadis Blues ( One-Shot )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Yaten: Yay, I finally got away from those idiots.

Zel: What was that Yaten?

Yaten: Dammit, I mean nothing.

Aisha: Ya writing something Yaten?

Yaten: Yeah I was kinda bored; it's the weekend so I can't work on
"Mission Jusenkyo". So this is just a little Zelgadis bashing fic

Zel: You bitch

Yaten: Language Zelly. Anyway, since I'm the one writing this, I'm the
one receiving the reviews.

Zel: Zelgadis fans unite, send her tons of hate mail

Yaten: (sticking tongue out) Meanie, anyway as usual C&C appreciated

Zel: Hate mail, hate mail

Disclaimer: I do not own Slayers; if I did I could afford roasted duck
every day

Hee-chan: That's disgusting Yaten

Yaten: I was wondering when you'd come around

Authors Note: I really don't hate Zelgadis, it's just that when
inspiration arises, don't kick it in the ass. This story contains Mild
Language, and spoilers. This is just a short little fic, showing what
a writer can truly do when she gets bored.

Zelgadis Blues

By Yaten

Zelgadis looked out over the mountains, watching the sun sink into the
horizon. He took this once peaceful time to ponder over recent events.

His problem had first begun when they had searched for the Clair Bible
in the ruins. Zelgadis clenched his fist; he could remember this event
clearly.

Lina and Amelia had stumbled onto a book; a book which they thought
would bring them a spell of divine protection. The spell had required
Lina and Amelia, to sing and dance. Who had to read them the words but
Zelgadis.

In the end, it had been nothing but useless. Lina had been her usual
destructive self and had done a dragon slave.

Then he'd been disgraced by having to dress as a bunny. A Bunny! He
was supposed to be a great warrior, a heartless swordsman. Yet, at
Lina's command, he'd had to swallow his pride and put on a bunny suit.
At the end of that adventure all he could do was just sit around and
mutter to himself. Zelgadis didn't even want to recall all of the
events of that episode.

Then the mother of all wrongs, Lina had made all of the guys in the
group dress up as women so that they could infiltrate a town to search
for the Clair Bible. Xellos was okay with it, but then again he was
probably a cross-dresser on regular basis. Gourry had tried to fight,
but in the end he had given in.

Dammit, Zelgadis thought to himself, He was supposed to be a heartless
swordsman, not Lina's little lackey. He ought to be off searching for
the Clair Bible on his own, not waiting for them to finish eating.

Zelgadis was much better by himself, when he didn't have asses
surrounding him. Lina didn't determine his fate; he didn't take orders
from her. Zelgadis got up, ready to leave.

"Hey Zel," a familiar voice rang out, "where're ya goin'?"

Zelgadis cringed and sat back down. "Umm, nowhere Lina."

The sun had set. Tomorrow was another day; maybe tomorrow he'd develop
a backbone.

Yaten: Hehehehe, Zel has no backbone

Aisha: Just so readers know, Zel had to be sedated; otherwise, she
would've killed Yaten.

Yaten: Bring her on, I can take her

Aisha: I'm getting sick of you two

Sorry about the Zel hating. C&C appreciated. By the way, for marketing
purposes, I urge you to read our other fic, "Mission Jusenkyo" (That
way you can know what made the disclaimer disgusting.)

Thanx for reading,

Yaten

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