Sonic Series Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Sonic Park ❯ episode 0-Spirit of Christmas:Jesus vs. Frosty ( Prologue )
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The boys build a killer snowman that may destroy Sonic Park as well as Christmas, who can the boys turn to to help before they get killed?
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The boys build a killer snowman that may destroy Sonic Park as well as Christmas, who can the boys turn to to help before they get killed?
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.20.2004 | Updated On: 02.20.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 429 | Status: Completed
Title:The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty)
Setting:Sonic Park, Colorado
Characters: Sonic "the Hedgehog" Broslofski, Mighty "the Armadillo"
Marsh, Knuckles who will be called Shadow in this, and Shadow who is
nameless in this. Frosty, Santa, Jesus
Type of Story:Humor, Crossover
Rating:PG-13
-----------------------------------------------------------------------< br /> Well since I'm a nice guy I decided to put the very first ever South
Park episode done by the creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker while they
were in college. This is for you South Park fans who have never heard
of this. It's unlike the South Park of today because Stan and Kyles
clothes are different, Cartman is called Kenny, Kenny is nameless, and
we can see his mouth, the Boys are much taller than they are now, both
Kenny and Cartman die whereas only Kenny dies, and it looks like some
10-year-olds made it. Enjoy episode 0 "The Spirit of Christmas. Jesus
vs. Frosty"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------< br /> Female Voice: (Singing) I keep hearing this melody in my ear...
[Scene opens with the boys building a snowman]
Boys: [singing] Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul. WIth a corn
cobb pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal...
[Sonic produces a black top hat and starts to put it on the snowman's
head.]
Boys: [Singing] There must have been some magic in that old silk hat
they found, for when they placed it on his head..
Mighty: Dude!
Sonic: What?
Mighty: Don't put the magic hat on the snowman!
Sonic: Why?
Mighty: Because if you do, he's gonna come to life!
Sonic: Cool!
Mighty: No, it's not cool! My sister in… in Minnesota put a hat on a
snowman and it tried to kill her!
[The boys think about this for a second.]
Sonic: f**k him. Let's do it anyway.
Shadow: Yeah.
Boys: [Singing] There must have been some magic in that old silk hat
they found for when they placed it on his head...
[Sonic puts the hat on the snowman. Suddenly, the snowman comes to
life. His face turns deranged and he grows tentacles. The boys scream
in fright as Frosty grabs Shadow and throttles him, throwing him to
the ground dead.]
Sonic: Oh my God! Frosty killed Shadow!
Mighty: Dude! I told you not to put that fuckin' hat on Frosty's
fuckkin' head, now didn't I?
Sonic: Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Rocket fuckin' Scientist! What are
we supposed to do now?
Mighty: I don't know what we're...[Mighty notices something] Wait!
I bet he can help us.
Sonic: Who?
[The boys walk off. We see Santa Claus smiling.]
Santa: Ho ho ho!
[The boys come up and all start talking to Santa at once.]
Boys: Santa! Frosty! Fuckin' Frosty! Etc.
Santa: Whoa! Whoa! Now tell me what happened, slowly!
Sonic: Okay, we were just building a snowman and all of a sudden he
came to life...
Mighty: And I told him, I said, "Don't put the magic hat on the
snowman" And he did it anyway and then...and then he killed our
friend, Shadow, and now he's going to kill everybody!
Santa: Did he look kind of like this?
[Santa makes Frosty's exact deranged face.]
Mighty: Yeah, kinda like that.
Sonic: Mmm hmm, exactly!
[The boys scream in fright as Santa removes his disguise showing
that he's frosty. He grabs the other boy and strangles him too,
tossing him next to Shadow's body.]
Sonic: You know, I don't think that was the real Santa Claus!
Mighty: Oh, no shit, Sherlock! You know, thanks to you, there's
going to be no Christmas and there's no one left to help us.
[Sonic sulks]
Sonic: Oh, Christ!
[Both Sonic and Mighty gasp as they get an idea]
Both: Jesus!
[The boys quickly walk off. Shot of a manger layout. Mighty and
Sonic walk up.]
Mighty: Jesus, we beseech thee in this time of need...
Sonic: Ok, fuckin Frosty, he fuckin' killed my friend...
Mighty: Dude! Dude! This is Jesus! You don't say "fuck" in front
of Jesus! asshole!
[An ethereal glow emitts from the manger as a baby Jesus, complete
with halo and beard, emerges. He quickly runs off after Frosty.]
Both: Go, Jesus!
[Frosty and Jesus stare each other down. Jesus takes his halo and
tosses it at Frosty. The halo knocks the hat off Frosty's head,
killing him. The halo flies back to Jesus.]
Both: Our Savior!
[Jesus walks back and lays down in the manger.]
Sonic: That sucked!
Mighty: I'm sure glad that's over with.
Sonic: Yeah. But, you know, I learned something today.
Mighty: Yeah, don't put the magic hat on Frosty!
Sonic: No, I learned about the true spirit of Christmas.
Mighty: Really?
Sonic: Yes, Christmas isn't about Frosty, or Santa...
Mighty: You're right. It's about Jesus
Sonic: No, it...It's not even about Jesus, either.
Mighty: Well, then what's it all about?
Sonic: Presents!
Mighty: Ah!
Sonic: You see?
Mighty:Yeah.
Sonic: Presents!
Mighty: Hey man, let's go home. I know where my parents hide my
presents!
Sonic: Cool!
Mighty: Yeah!
[The boys walk off leaving the other two boys' bodies lying in
the snow.]
[A dear comes and nibbles on Shadow's body]
Voice of Singer: (Singing) And he waved goodbye saying don't
you cry, I'll be back agian someday.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------< br /> And so thats that. The original South Park and now the original
Sonic Park. Stay tuned for more episodes. Comments, flames, and
reviews are welcome. If I get at least 5 reviews I'll put up another
episode
Setting:Sonic Park, Colorado
Characters: Sonic "the Hedgehog" Broslofski, Mighty "the Armadillo"
Marsh, Knuckles who will be called Shadow in this, and Shadow who is
nameless in this. Frosty, Santa, Jesus
Type of Story:Humor, Crossover
Rating:PG-13
-----------------------------------------------------------------------< br /> Well since I'm a nice guy I decided to put the very first ever South
Park episode done by the creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker while they
were in college. This is for you South Park fans who have never heard
of this. It's unlike the South Park of today because Stan and Kyles
clothes are different, Cartman is called Kenny, Kenny is nameless, and
we can see his mouth, the Boys are much taller than they are now, both
Kenny and Cartman die whereas only Kenny dies, and it looks like some
10-year-olds made it. Enjoy episode 0 "The Spirit of Christmas. Jesus
vs. Frosty"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------< br /> Female Voice: (Singing) I keep hearing this melody in my ear...
[Scene opens with the boys building a snowman]
Boys: [singing] Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul. WIth a corn
cobb pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal...
[Sonic produces a black top hat and starts to put it on the snowman's
head.]
Boys: [Singing] There must have been some magic in that old silk hat
they found, for when they placed it on his head..
Mighty: Dude!
Sonic: What?
Mighty: Don't put the magic hat on the snowman!
Sonic: Why?
Mighty: Because if you do, he's gonna come to life!
Sonic: Cool!
Mighty: No, it's not cool! My sister in… in Minnesota put a hat on a
snowman and it tried to kill her!
[The boys think about this for a second.]
Sonic: f**k him. Let's do it anyway.
Shadow: Yeah.
Boys: [Singing] There must have been some magic in that old silk hat
they found for when they placed it on his head...
[Sonic puts the hat on the snowman. Suddenly, the snowman comes to
life. His face turns deranged and he grows tentacles. The boys scream
in fright as Frosty grabs Shadow and throttles him, throwing him to
the ground dead.]
Sonic: Oh my God! Frosty killed Shadow!
Mighty: Dude! I told you not to put that fuckin' hat on Frosty's
fuckkin' head, now didn't I?
Sonic: Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Rocket fuckin' Scientist! What are
we supposed to do now?
Mighty: I don't know what we're...[Mighty notices something] Wait!
I bet he can help us.
Sonic: Who?
[The boys walk off. We see Santa Claus smiling.]
Santa: Ho ho ho!
[The boys come up and all start talking to Santa at once.]
Boys: Santa! Frosty! Fuckin' Frosty! Etc.
Santa: Whoa! Whoa! Now tell me what happened, slowly!
Sonic: Okay, we were just building a snowman and all of a sudden he
came to life...
Mighty: And I told him, I said, "Don't put the magic hat on the
snowman" And he did it anyway and then...and then he killed our
friend, Shadow, and now he's going to kill everybody!
Santa: Did he look kind of like this?
[Santa makes Frosty's exact deranged face.]
Mighty: Yeah, kinda like that.
Sonic: Mmm hmm, exactly!
[The boys scream in fright as Santa removes his disguise showing
that he's frosty. He grabs the other boy and strangles him too,
tossing him next to Shadow's body.]
Sonic: You know, I don't think that was the real Santa Claus!
Mighty: Oh, no shit, Sherlock! You know, thanks to you, there's
going to be no Christmas and there's no one left to help us.
[Sonic sulks]
Sonic: Oh, Christ!
[Both Sonic and Mighty gasp as they get an idea]
Both: Jesus!
[The boys quickly walk off. Shot of a manger layout. Mighty and
Sonic walk up.]
Mighty: Jesus, we beseech thee in this time of need...
Sonic: Ok, fuckin Frosty, he fuckin' killed my friend...
Mighty: Dude! Dude! This is Jesus! You don't say "fuck" in front
of Jesus! asshole!
[An ethereal glow emitts from the manger as a baby Jesus, complete
with halo and beard, emerges. He quickly runs off after Frosty.]
Both: Go, Jesus!
[Frosty and Jesus stare each other down. Jesus takes his halo and
tosses it at Frosty. The halo knocks the hat off Frosty's head,
killing him. The halo flies back to Jesus.]
Both: Our Savior!
[Jesus walks back and lays down in the manger.]
Sonic: That sucked!
Mighty: I'm sure glad that's over with.
Sonic: Yeah. But, you know, I learned something today.
Mighty: Yeah, don't put the magic hat on Frosty!
Sonic: No, I learned about the true spirit of Christmas.
Mighty: Really?
Sonic: Yes, Christmas isn't about Frosty, or Santa...
Mighty: You're right. It's about Jesus
Sonic: No, it...It's not even about Jesus, either.
Mighty: Well, then what's it all about?
Sonic: Presents!
Mighty: Ah!
Sonic: You see?
Mighty:Yeah.
Sonic: Presents!
Mighty: Hey man, let's go home. I know where my parents hide my
presents!
Sonic: Cool!
Mighty: Yeah!
[The boys walk off leaving the other two boys' bodies lying in
the snow.]
[A dear comes and nibbles on Shadow's body]
Voice of Singer: (Singing) And he waved goodbye saying don't
you cry, I'll be back agian someday.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------< br /> And so thats that. The original South Park and now the original
Sonic Park. Stay tuned for more episodes. Comments, flames, and
reviews are welcome. If I get at least 5 reviews I'll put up another
episode