Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures with Omochao ❯ Mommy Dearest ( Chapter 6 )

Author's Note: Hiya!!!! Now for something random...if you thought Shadow's english voice sounded sexy, you should hear his japanese voice! *drool* o0 Umm..anymoo, Bar-Ohki suggested that Tails and Shadow should run away and Omochao "helps" Sonic and Amy find them ^_^ I like the way you think Bar-Ohki! I think I've babbled enough, on with the fic!! Adventures with Omochao ~Mommy Dearest~ Hi, I'm Amy Rose!! I'm a perky and cheerful little girl! Sonikku, Tails, and Shadow had to get jobs, so they could pay the landlord for the damage they caused. Now that they paid him back, they need a place to stay! Have no fear, Amy Rose is here! My dream has finally come true! Sonikku and I will live together like husband and wife, and Shadow and Tails will be our adopted children. Don't worry, I'm going to treat them as if they were my very own. I love my new family!!! ********************************************** *Inside Amy's apartment* Amy: Welcome home boys!!! Shadow: *covers his eyes* The pinkness...it burns!!!!!!!!! Amy: My apartment only has two bedrooms. So, Shadow and Tails are going to have to share a room. Sonic: What about me? Amy: Don't be silly, you're going to sleep with me! Sonic: o0 NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Amy: ^_^ Now, why don't you guys unpack your things. Tails: -.-; Our things were burned to the ground, remember? Amy: *hugs Tails* You poor thing! I'm sorry that your parents..*sniffle* didn't survive! Tails: *struggling to break free* o0 What are you talking about?! Let me go!! Amy: Shadow, why don't you play outside with your brother? Shadow: Amy, having you been smoking weed again?! He's NOT my brother!! Amy: *turns demonic* TAKE YOUR BROTHER OUTSIDE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone else: oo .......... Shadow: *slowly takes Tails' hand and walks outside* Sonic: You scare me, Amy. Amy: ^_^ I love you too!! *Omochao appears..oh dear* Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Amy: ^o^ Yay!! You can help me make dinner! Omochao: Table for two please! Amy: .....okay. Sonikku, what does your little hedgehog tummy want for dinner? Sonic: Ummm....pizza! Amy: Tuna surprise it is!!! *kisses Sonic on the cheek and runs into the kitchen* Sonic: o0!! Amy germs!! Get them off!! Omochao: To destroy germs simply pour fire ants onto the infected scab. Sonic: Oh, shut up Omochao!! *throws Omochao into the kitchen* Amy: I'm making tuna surprise!! Omochao: For a better surprise just add chicken! Amy: Good idea!! What would I do without you Omochao? Omochao: Blow up the world! Press A to jump! Amy: You're scaring me! Anyways...oh no I'm all out of milk! Omochao: Improvise. Use egg yolk instead! Amy: Yeah, its like milk, but eggy! Omochao: Big butt, so what? Amy: Are you calling me fat?!!? Omochao: Beep, beep, Amy coming through! Amy: AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG!!!!! I'LL TEACH YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF MY WEIGHT!!!!!! *20 minutes later* Amy: Honey, can you tell the kids that the dinner is ready? Sonic: o0 Did you just call me honey?! Anyways, I'm watching t.v. at the moment so.. Amy: GO TELL THEM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sonic: Okay, okay! *runs outside* Tails: *lying on the ground* Are you sure you've done this before? Shadow: *on a skateboard that he stole* No, but it'll be easy. I'll skate down this ramp and fly over you. If I don't make it, you'll break my fall. Tails: ;-; I don't want to die! Sonic: Tails, why are you lying on the ground? Tails: ;-; Sha-- Shadow: Its part of our "game", right fox-boy? *glare* Tails: oo Yeah... Sonic: Well, you have to finish it later. Its time to eat! *Cut to: The Dining Room* Amy: ^_^ Our first dinner together, as a family! Everyone else: *exchange confused expressions* Amy: I hope you enjoy the tuna surprise! Sonic: Looks like chicken... Amy: ^o^ Surprise!!! Tails: Ummm...there's an eye floating in this thing. Amy: Oh, that's just Omochao! Shadow: Alright, cooked Omochao! *eats some of the "tuna surprise" and spits it back out* o0 This taste like shit!!! I'm not eatting it! Amy: *hits Shadow with her Piko Piko Hammer* Shadow: OW!!!!!!!! Sonic/Tails: oo! *start eatting the "tuna surprise". Tails: *cringe* This taste terrible! Sonic: Keep eatting unless you want t be hit by that hammer! *3 hours later* Amy: Tails, time for you to take a bath! Shadow: *holds his nose* Good, 'cause he needs one! Tails: |:| Shut up!! *Cut to: The Bathroom* Amy: Get in Tails. Tails: I'm 12 years old, I think I can handle this be myself. Amy: ^__^ Aaawww, trying to act all big! That's my little man! *puts Tails in the bathtub* Tails: o0 Amy what are you doing?!?! Put that washcloth down!! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! HELP!!!!!!! *Meanwhile in the Living Room* Shadow/Sonic: *hear Tails screaming in the bathroom* Sonic: Do you think we should help him? Shadow: I'm not going in there! *5 minutes filled with screaming later* Amy: ^_^ Tails is all done with his bath! Tails: I..I feel so violated!! Sonic/Shadow: Eeewww... Amy: Time for bed!!!! *Inside Shadow/Tails Bedroom* Amy: *tucking Tails in* Goodnight my little angel! Sweet dreams. *kisses Tails on the nose* Tails: *terrified* Shadow: Don't even think about! Amy: *takes out Piko Piko Hammer* Shadow: *grumble mumble* Amy: *tucks Shadow in* Goodnight Shadow! Sweet dreams. *about to kiss Shadow* Shadow: o0 *puts his pillow over his face* *Amy kisses the pillow then leaves their room...yup* Tails: Shadow..we gotta get out of here!!! *Omochao appears..whee!* Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Shadow: *ignoring Omochao* I agree, fox-boy! Let's get the hell out of here! Omochao: To escape simply jump in a volcano! Shadow: Are you trying to kill us?! Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Tails: Anyways, do you have a piece of paper? Shadow: *pulls out Sonic's diary and starts reading it* Now where was the page where he wrote about me? Tails: *snatches the diary away from Shadow* I'll be using this! Shadow: Hey! I wasn't done reading it! Omochao: Finders weepers, losers a creeper! Shadow: What the hell?!! Tails: There! I wrote Sonic a note so he'll know where to find us. Shadow: Whatever. Let's go already! *Tails and Shadow jump out of the window* Omochao: To find out where they went look in the diary! Who am I talking to? *Meanwhile in Amy's bedroom* Amy: *in bed* Come on Sonikku! There's room for one more. ^_~ Sonic: Err...that's okay! Amy: Get in the bed, Sonikku!! Sonic: I would but umm....I hear Tails calling me!! Coming Tails! *runs away* Amy: Sonikku, come back here!!!! Sonic: *in Tails/Shadow's bedroom* Hey, where did they go? Why is Omochao here? Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you die! I mean..fly! Sonic: ...... Amy: Sonikku, why did you---where are Tails and Shadow?!!?! Sonic: They obviously ran away! Amy: MY BABIES RAN AWAY!!!!! WE HAVE TO FIND THEM!!!! Sonic: Must you scream like that?! And their not your babies! And--hey is that my diary?! I was wondering what happened to it! Omochao: I know where they went! They told me! Amy: *grabs Omochao* Where are my babies?!?!?! Omochao: Shadow and Tails went to... *Cut to: Wild Canyon* Omochao: Try looking under the rocks! Sonic: *sarcastic* Yeah, because we all know how people can live under a rock... Amy: *starts looking under rocks* Shadow!!! Tails!!!! Where are you!!!! My poor babies! Sonic: -.-; Amy, have you lost your mind? Amy: Don't just stand there!!! Look for them!!! *Rouge and Knuckles run past them* Knuckles: Give me back my emerald!!! Rouge: Never!!!! Sonic: Well, that was random. Amy: ;-; They're not here! Omochao: Did you try jumping off a cliff? Amy: *-* Noooo... Sonic: I'm going to throw you off a cliff if you don't tell us something useful!! Omochao: Okay, okay. Try looking in the jungle. *Cut to: White Jungle* Omochao: Tails and Shadow ran away! Sonic: No shit, sherlock! Amy: Sonikku, what if we can't find our kids?! Sonic: *smacks forehead* They're not our kids!!! Omochao: I'll show you which way they went. *1 hour later* Amy: Omochao, are you sure you know where you're going? Omochao: Did you try looking in the jungle? Amy: Grrr!! Not only are our kids lost, but so are we!! ;-; WAAAAA!!!! Sonic: Amy, would you please...SHUT UP!!! Amy: *hits Sonic with her Piko Piko Hammer* Sonic: ;-; Ow!!! Omochao: Did you try looking in your diary? Sonic: *sarcastic* Of course, they've been in my diary the whole time. *pause* Its a journal, not a diary -.- Amy: I say we ditch the Omochao! Sonic: Good idea. Sonic Wind!!!! *Omochao is blow away..whee!!!* Amy: Way to go Sonikku!! *hugs Sonic* Sonic: Can't...breathe... *45 minutes later, Amy and Sonic are on the log where Shadow was standing before he fought Sonic in the jungle....yea* Amy: *gasp* Sonikku!! There they are!! Shadow!! Tails!!! Mommy's here to---*falls in the water* o0 Help! Sonic: *jumps down onto the platform* Well, thanks for leaving without me!!!! You could have at least told me where you were going! Tails: What are you talking about? Didn't you read the note I left you in your diary? Amy: Hey!! I can't swim!! Help!!!! Sonic: *pulls out diary* *And the note goes a little something like this* Dear Sonic, Shadow and I are running away, because Amy scares us. We'll be in the White Jungle. When Amy isn't looking, run there! RUN FOR YOUR BLOODY LIFE!!!! See ya soon! ~Tails P.S. Quit having dreams about riding on pink ponies, you freak!!! Sonic: Oh, shut up Tails!! *Omochao magically appears* Omochao: See, I told you to look in your diary! Sonic: I'll never doubt your word again. Amy: HELP!!!!!! Shadow: Can I see your diary? Sonic: Of course....wait, no!! Shadow: What did you write about me?! Sonic: None of your business! Omochao: Tightly tie a string around your finger to make it turn purple. Everyone else: ..... *Suddenly Sonic, Tails and Shadow are inside of a bubble* Shadow: What the hell?! Eggman: *in his mech* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Yosh!! Looks like I've got you now!!! Amy: *finally pulls herself onto the platform* You let my family go!!! Eggman: Family? Sonic/Tails/Shadow: -.-; Don't ask. Amy: I won't let you harm my babies!! Eggman: Smoking weed is bad for you. *pause* Prepare to die!!!! *aiming his Volkan Cannon at Amy* Omochao: To defeat Eggman, simply leave a message after the beep. Amy: Huh?!?! Tails: We're so screwed. Sonic: Yeah, pretty much. Eggman: Steady, ready, careful, FIRE!!!!! Amy: *with Omochao in her hand, she does a flip to dodge the missile, and then she throws Omochao towards Eggman.* Eggman: o0 Oh no!!!!! *Omochao explodes and the explosion sends Eggman flying into next tuesday..really* *Insert victory music here* Amy: Yay!! I did it!! *pose* *Bubble magically disappears* Sonic: Wow, Amy actually did something helpful! Shadow: I know..I'm scared. *Insert corny music here* Amy: Shadow, Tails, I'm so glad you guys are okay! Listen, whenever you have a probelm, you don't have to run away! You can always talk to me or your father. We'll always be here for you no matter what! So, no more running away, okay? Shadow/Tails: *exchange confused expressions* Amy: *gives Shadow and Tails a hug* Audience: Aaaaaaawwwww! Sonic: What is this, a sitcom?! Audience: *laughs* Shadow: *breaks free from Amy's hug, and starts attacking the audience* Audience: *runs away in fear* Shadow: That takes care of that! Amy: ^_^ Let's go home!! Tails: Which way is home? *Omochao appears* Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Sonic: Okay Omochao, take us home! *Desert Area* Omochao: Welcome home! Amy: This doesn't look like my apartment. Shadow: What a surprise, Omochao got us lost. Tails: We're going to die!! Sonic: I'll never listen to Omochao again! Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! That's what he wants us to think! Will Shadow ever find out what Sonic wrote about him? Will Amy stop acting like Tails and Shadow's mother? Will..umm stuff happen?? Find out the answers to these questions and more in the next chapter!! Well, actually the next chapter is going to be about Sera, Rouge and Knuckles (which was suggested by SailorVenus12). Duuh, that's all!