Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Bowtie of doom ❯ Clotheshangers of death ( Chapter 2 )
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By: TheVulpineHero1 
Chapter 2
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 11.27.2006 | Updated On: 03.26.2008 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 301 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter 2
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 11.27.2006 | Updated On: 03.26.2008 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 301 | Status: Work In Progress
“I love to sit. And Eat. And read. And live.”
ScootTH
“Poor you. When I’m done with you, you won’t be doing any of those things.”
TheVulpineHero1
Sonic: Ok, what’s with the new guy?
Shadow: A furry little teddy bear, why?
Tails: Ok, we have a sissy boy in the house…
Sonic: Looks more like something I’d peel of my shoe than a boy.
ScootTH: I just got dissed by THE Sonic!
TheVulpineHero1: That’s just sad, man.
ScootTH: What about you and that Tails thing?
TheVulpineHero1: At least I’m not delighted to be dissed by my hero.
Tails: Ok, what are they on about?
Sonic: Beats me.
Shadow: Gladly.(Kicks seven shades out of Sonic)
Tails: Hey, is that Cream, Rouge and Amy?
Knuckles: Remember what they did to us last chapter?
Shadow: Oh yeah. What exactly did they do with that bowtie?
(Tails whispers in Shadows ear)
Shadow: HOLY ASS-SAILING LEPRECHAUNS!
(Shadow faints)
Cream: OMG! TAILS, YOU ARE SO FLUFFY!
Tails: Not again!
Knuckles: Wow, Tails. You finally found a chick that likes you.
Tails: At least my chick isn’t with me cus I wasted half my life guarding a damn emerald!
TheVulpineHero1: Ok, time to rock!(Pulls out air guitar)
I WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!
ScootTH: Well, you’re doing a damn good job of being the second bit.
Amy: Marry me, Sonic!
ScootTH: Get away from him, you whore!
TheVulpineHero1: Yeah, you deserve WAY better Amy.
ScootTH: I’ll kill you!(Gets out machine-gun)
Shadow: Thanks very much.(Steals gun) My wish came true! I HAVE A GUN!
Cream: Tails, I brought my bowtie again…
Tails, Sonic & Knuckles: OMG! NOT AGAIN!
Rouge: Don’t try to resist!(cackles evilly)
Tails: I shall have to use my secret weapon, the…
TheVulpineHero1: WAIT! Isn’t there somewhere else you could do this? (Begins doing the whoop whoop dance)
Cream: Now’s my chance!
Tails: OMG! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? (gets dragged off by Cream)
ScootTH: What are you on?
Shadow: A chair.
Knuckles: Not this again! SHADOW, GET OFF MY HEAD>.Sonic: Why do I hang out with you people?
Amy: Because Shadow has us all at gunpoint.
TheVulpineHero1: Let’s all do the whoop whoop dance! (Everyone starts doing the whoop whoop dance)
ScootTH: WHOOP WHOOP!
TheVulpineHero1: LET’S JAM!
Amy: Ok, raspberry, strawberry, blueberry…
Knuckles: Where did Tails go?
TheVulpineHero1: To Alaska.
Shadow: Oh, geez, not this again…
(In Alaska)
Cream: Don’t worry Tails, this won’t hurt a bit…
Tails: Of course not! I shall have my vengeance for last chapter! TASTE MY CLOTHESHANGER OF DOOM!
Cream: EEEEEK! My clothes have been hung!
Tails: Cream, how blonde are you?
Cream: Hey! You’re being mean to me!*sob*
Tails: I didn’t mean it, Cream! Awwwwwww…(Gives Cream a hug)
Cream: Ha! Now you’re mine!
Tails:ARGGGGGGHHHHHH!
(In Station Square)
Vanilla: Wow. My daughter can be dangerous sometimes…
( In Nowhere)
ScootTH: Geez. Tails is sure naïve.
TheVulpineHero1: Like a bicycle.
ScootTH: Ok, what are you on?
Shadow: A chair.
Knuckles: Get off my head!
Amy: Yeah Shadow. I want to sit on his head.
Knuckles: OMG! NOT AMY! I’LL BE SQUISHED!
All: Get a HEADUCATION!
TheVulpineHero1: WHOOP WHOOP!
Rouge: How did Cream get to Alaska?
Amy: How will she get back?
ScootTH: By Husky sled.
TheVulpineHero1:Hey! That’s my line! (TVH & STH have a punch up)
Knuckles: Place your bets here!
Shadow: £20 says that TVH isn’t even gonna get scratched.
Sonic: Oh yeah? Well £50 says that STH kicks his ass!
ScootTH: HI-Yah!
(Does a spinning kick)
TheVulpineHero1: WHOOP WHOOP!
(Dodges easily)
Sonic: OK, Shadow, I bet you £100 that STH does some clock-cleaning!
Shadow: You’re on!
ScootTH: Time to party!
(Uses Megaton punch)
TheVulpineHero1: WE ARE 118!
(dodges easily)
Sonic: I’ll bet you another £200 that STH wins!
Shadow: Have you even got that much?
Sonic: No. But I won’t need it.
TheVulpineHero1: Enough screwing about.
(Walks up and flicks STH)
STH: Arghh!
(Falls down unconscious)
Shadow: Alright, pay up.
Sonic: That’s for my pension!
Shadow: Just hand it over.
All:…………………….
Shadow: Oh, all right…How did Tails get to Alaska?
Sonic: And how will he get back?
TheVulpineHero1: On a tap-dancing reindeer called Gunther.
(Cream and Tails ride in on a reindeer)
Tails: Thanks, Gunther! Will you teach me how to tap-dance some day?
Gunther: Sure thing, Tails. Bye!
Rouge: So Cream, what happened this time?
Tails: I took my vengeance!
Sonic: How did you do that?
TheVulpineHero1: Erm….
Shadow: He said “How did you do that”, not how did you get back!
TheVulpineHero1: How did I get back?
Tails: The best way to take vengeance is to do exactly the same thing back to them!
ScootTH: I think he’s missing the point…
TheVulpineHero1: Where did it go?
All: Get a headucation!
TheVulpineHero1:Whoop whoop!
Amy: So, Cream, how was it?
Cream: He’s WAY better with a bowtie than I am!
TheVulpineHero1:Let’s all do the whoop whoop dance!
Sonic: WHOOP WHOOP!
Tails: WHOOP WHOOP!
TheVulpineHero1:Whoop WHOOP!
ScootTH: WHOOP WHOOP!
Shadow: WHOOP WHOOP!
Amy: WHOOP WHOOP!
Cream: WHOOP WHOOP!
Rouge: WHOOP WHOOP!
Knuckles: GET OFF MY HEAD!
All:……………………..
Knuckles: Er, WHOP WHOP!
TheVulpineHero1:Whop Whop?
Amy: Sonic, marry me!
ScootTH: Hands off!
TheVulpineHero1:All right!(Pulls out air guitar)Anyone got a request?
ScootTH: You know bridge over troubled waters?
TheVulpineHero1: Yeah!
ScootTH: Go jump off it.
Knuckles: Get off my head!
Shadow:Where are Sonic and Amy?
TheVulpineHero1:In…
Tails: OMG!CREAM, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?
Cream: (Ties Tails to a tree)Guess.
Tails: Er, knitting a tea-cosy?
Cream: Wrong answer.(Takes out bowtie)
Shadow: Finally! I shall know what the bowtie ritual is!
(5 minutes later)
Shadow: I’M BLINDED!(Faints)
TheVulpineHero1: GEEZ! ISN’T THIS SORT OF THING ILLEAGAL?
ScootTH:What did I do to deserve this?
(5 minutes later)
TheVulpineHero1: Right, that’s enough!(Steals bowtie from Cream)
Cream: Hey!
Knuckles: Hey, did you miss me?
ScootTH: (Throws hammer and hits Knuckles)
I never miss.
Cream: Rouge, it’s terrible!*sob*
Tails: Aw, Cream, it’s all right… (hugs Cream)
Cream: Tails, you mean that?
Rouge: So what happened?
Knuckles: Rouge, get off my head!
Cream: TVH took my bowtie!
Rouge: Not the bowtie!
Tails: Cream, you can stop hugging me now.
Cream: No, I can’t.
Shadow: WHAT HAPPENED TO SONIC AND AMY?
Tails: Why didn’t you ask?
Shadow: I’ve been asking all the way through when you were scarring me for life.
TheVulpineHero1: They went to Barbados.
(In Barbados)
Sonic: You sure that this is where you wanted to take me?
Amy: Maybe I took a wrong turn near Norway…
( In nowhere)
Shadow: Makes a change from Alaska.
Tails: Cream, you’re making me uncomfortable.
Cream: So?
TheVulpineHero1: Sonic & Amy, the Barbados brothers!
BernardTheBeanpole: Hey, what’s up?
TheVulpineHero1: You’re in the next chapter.
BernardTheBeanpole: Oh… Bye then!
ScootTH: TVH, what are you burning?
TheVulpineHero1: Oh, some bowtie I found.
( Amy and Sonic ride in on Gunther)
Sonic: The death of the bowtie?
Tails: The death of the bowtie?
Knuckles: The death of the bowtie?
Shadow: The death of the bowtie?
TheVulpineHero1: The death of the bowtie?
ScootTH: The death of the bowtie?
Gunther: The death of the bowtie?
Cream: Rest in peace…
Rouge: Life will never be the same…
Amy: I knew thee well…
TheVulpineHero1: Shall I say it, or will you?
ScootTH: Go on.
TheVulpineHero1: Alright. Ahem… PAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY!
Cream: Oh, ok. We did go a little over the top…
All: WHOOP WHOOP!
End of Chapter
What will happen at the party? Well I don’t know, what are you looking at me for? Oh, yes, and I did ask ScootTH's permission. I don’t own him, only his soul. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!
And yes, I do own the rights to the "Incidious Whoop Whoop dance"! No, seriously, there is a dance, which I made up and own, called the whoop whoop dance. I made it up after watching an old video tape, and on it I happened to see the old Phones-4-U advert. You know the one. The Whoop Whoop dance is basically done in tune to the jingle from that. You know, the one that went: Phones, 4 U, 4 less, at PHONES-4-U! I've managed to make myself look a prat many times whilst doing the Whoop Whoop dance, and now I'm forcing everyone in my fic to do it! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And, I do not own or claim to own Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, Rouge and Vector. Hopefully SEGA won’t sue me now. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ScootTH
“Poor you. When I’m done with you, you won’t be doing any of those things.”
TheVulpineHero1
Sonic: Ok, what’s with the new guy?
Shadow: A furry little teddy bear, why?
Tails: Ok, we have a sissy boy in the house…
Sonic: Looks more like something I’d peel of my shoe than a boy.
ScootTH: I just got dissed by THE Sonic!
TheVulpineHero1: That’s just sad, man.
ScootTH: What about you and that Tails thing?
TheVulpineHero1: At least I’m not delighted to be dissed by my hero.
Tails: Ok, what are they on about?
Sonic: Beats me.
Shadow: Gladly.(Kicks seven shades out of Sonic)
Tails: Hey, is that Cream, Rouge and Amy?
Knuckles: Remember what they did to us last chapter?
Shadow: Oh yeah. What exactly did they do with that bowtie?
(Tails whispers in Shadows ear)
Shadow: HOLY ASS-SAILING LEPRECHAUNS!
(Shadow faints)
Cream: OMG! TAILS, YOU ARE SO FLUFFY!
Tails: Not again!
Knuckles: Wow, Tails. You finally found a chick that likes you.
Tails: At least my chick isn’t with me cus I wasted half my life guarding a damn emerald!
TheVulpineHero1: Ok, time to rock!(Pulls out air guitar)
I WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!
ScootTH: Well, you’re doing a damn good job of being the second bit.
Amy: Marry me, Sonic!
ScootTH: Get away from him, you whore!
TheVulpineHero1: Yeah, you deserve WAY better Amy.
ScootTH: I’ll kill you!(Gets out machine-gun)
Shadow: Thanks very much.(Steals gun) My wish came true! I HAVE A GUN!
Cream: Tails, I brought my bowtie again…
Tails, Sonic & Knuckles: OMG! NOT AGAIN!
Rouge: Don’t try to resist!(cackles evilly)
Tails: I shall have to use my secret weapon, the…
TheVulpineHero1: WAIT! Isn’t there somewhere else you could do this? (Begins doing the whoop whoop dance)
Cream: Now’s my chance!
Tails: OMG! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? (gets dragged off by Cream)
ScootTH: What are you on?
Shadow: A chair.
Knuckles: Not this again! SHADOW, GET OFF MY HEAD>.Sonic: Why do I hang out with you people?
Amy: Because Shadow has us all at gunpoint.
TheVulpineHero1: Let’s all do the whoop whoop dance! (Everyone starts doing the whoop whoop dance)
ScootTH: WHOOP WHOOP!
TheVulpineHero1: LET’S JAM!
Amy: Ok, raspberry, strawberry, blueberry…
Knuckles: Where did Tails go?
TheVulpineHero1: To Alaska.
Shadow: Oh, geez, not this again…
(In Alaska)
Cream: Don’t worry Tails, this won’t hurt a bit…
Tails: Of course not! I shall have my vengeance for last chapter! TASTE MY CLOTHESHANGER OF DOOM!
Cream: EEEEEK! My clothes have been hung!
Tails: Cream, how blonde are you?
Cream: Hey! You’re being mean to me!*sob*
Tails: I didn’t mean it, Cream! Awwwwwww…(Gives Cream a hug)
Cream: Ha! Now you’re mine!
Tails:ARGGGGGGHHHHHH!
(In Station Square)
Vanilla: Wow. My daughter can be dangerous sometimes…
( In Nowhere)
ScootTH: Geez. Tails is sure naïve.
TheVulpineHero1: Like a bicycle.
ScootTH: Ok, what are you on?
Shadow: A chair.
Knuckles: Get off my head!
Amy: Yeah Shadow. I want to sit on his head.
Knuckles: OMG! NOT AMY! I’LL BE SQUISHED!
All: Get a HEADUCATION!
TheVulpineHero1: WHOOP WHOOP!
Rouge: How did Cream get to Alaska?
Amy: How will she get back?
ScootTH: By Husky sled.
TheVulpineHero1:Hey! That’s my line! (TVH & STH have a punch up)
Knuckles: Place your bets here!
Shadow: £20 says that TVH isn’t even gonna get scratched.
Sonic: Oh yeah? Well £50 says that STH kicks his ass!
ScootTH: HI-Yah!
(Does a spinning kick)
TheVulpineHero1: WHOOP WHOOP!
(Dodges easily)
Sonic: OK, Shadow, I bet you £100 that STH does some clock-cleaning!
Shadow: You’re on!
ScootTH: Time to party!
(Uses Megaton punch)
TheVulpineHero1: WE ARE 118!
(dodges easily)
Sonic: I’ll bet you another £200 that STH wins!
Shadow: Have you even got that much?
Sonic: No. But I won’t need it.
TheVulpineHero1: Enough screwing about.
(Walks up and flicks STH)
STH: Arghh!
(Falls down unconscious)
Shadow: Alright, pay up.
Sonic: That’s for my pension!
Shadow: Just hand it over.
All:…………………….
Shadow: Oh, all right…How did Tails get to Alaska?
Sonic: And how will he get back?
TheVulpineHero1: On a tap-dancing reindeer called Gunther.
(Cream and Tails ride in on a reindeer)
Tails: Thanks, Gunther! Will you teach me how to tap-dance some day?
Gunther: Sure thing, Tails. Bye!
Rouge: So Cream, what happened this time?
Tails: I took my vengeance!
Sonic: How did you do that?
TheVulpineHero1: Erm….
Shadow: He said “How did you do that”, not how did you get back!
TheVulpineHero1: How did I get back?
Tails: The best way to take vengeance is to do exactly the same thing back to them!
ScootTH: I think he’s missing the point…
TheVulpineHero1: Where did it go?
All: Get a headucation!
TheVulpineHero1:Whoop whoop!
Amy: So, Cream, how was it?
Cream: He’s WAY better with a bowtie than I am!
TheVulpineHero1:Let’s all do the whoop whoop dance!
Sonic: WHOOP WHOOP!
Tails: WHOOP WHOOP!
TheVulpineHero1:Whoop WHOOP!
ScootTH: WHOOP WHOOP!
Shadow: WHOOP WHOOP!
Amy: WHOOP WHOOP!
Cream: WHOOP WHOOP!
Rouge: WHOOP WHOOP!
Knuckles: GET OFF MY HEAD!
All:……………………..
Knuckles: Er, WHOP WHOP!
TheVulpineHero1:Whop Whop?
Amy: Sonic, marry me!
ScootTH: Hands off!
TheVulpineHero1:All right!(Pulls out air guitar)Anyone got a request?
ScootTH: You know bridge over troubled waters?
TheVulpineHero1: Yeah!
ScootTH: Go jump off it.
Knuckles: Get off my head!
Shadow:Where are Sonic and Amy?
TheVulpineHero1:In…
Tails: OMG!CREAM, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?
Cream: (Ties Tails to a tree)Guess.
Tails: Er, knitting a tea-cosy?
Cream: Wrong answer.(Takes out bowtie)
Shadow: Finally! I shall know what the bowtie ritual is!
(5 minutes later)
Shadow: I’M BLINDED!(Faints)
TheVulpineHero1: GEEZ! ISN’T THIS SORT OF THING ILLEAGAL?
ScootTH:What did I do to deserve this?
(5 minutes later)
TheVulpineHero1: Right, that’s enough!(Steals bowtie from Cream)
Cream: Hey!
Knuckles: Hey, did you miss me?
ScootTH: (Throws hammer and hits Knuckles)
I never miss.
Cream: Rouge, it’s terrible!*sob*
Tails: Aw, Cream, it’s all right… (hugs Cream)
Cream: Tails, you mean that?
Rouge: So what happened?
Knuckles: Rouge, get off my head!
Cream: TVH took my bowtie!
Rouge: Not the bowtie!
Tails: Cream, you can stop hugging me now.
Cream: No, I can’t.
Shadow: WHAT HAPPENED TO SONIC AND AMY?
Tails: Why didn’t you ask?
Shadow: I’ve been asking all the way through when you were scarring me for life.
TheVulpineHero1: They went to Barbados.
(In Barbados)
Sonic: You sure that this is where you wanted to take me?
Amy: Maybe I took a wrong turn near Norway…
( In nowhere)
Shadow: Makes a change from Alaska.
Tails: Cream, you’re making me uncomfortable.
Cream: So?
TheVulpineHero1: Sonic & Amy, the Barbados brothers!
BernardTheBeanpole: Hey, what’s up?
TheVulpineHero1: You’re in the next chapter.
BernardTheBeanpole: Oh… Bye then!
ScootTH: TVH, what are you burning?
TheVulpineHero1: Oh, some bowtie I found.
( Amy and Sonic ride in on Gunther)
Sonic: The death of the bowtie?
Tails: The death of the bowtie?
Knuckles: The death of the bowtie?
Shadow: The death of the bowtie?
TheVulpineHero1: The death of the bowtie?
ScootTH: The death of the bowtie?
Gunther: The death of the bowtie?
Cream: Rest in peace…
Rouge: Life will never be the same…
Amy: I knew thee well…
TheVulpineHero1: Shall I say it, or will you?
ScootTH: Go on.
TheVulpineHero1: Alright. Ahem… PAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY!
Cream: Oh, ok. We did go a little over the top…
All: WHOOP WHOOP!
End of Chapter
What will happen at the party? Well I don’t know, what are you looking at me for? Oh, yes, and I did ask ScootTH's permission. I don’t own him, only his soul. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!
And yes, I do own the rights to the "Incidious Whoop Whoop dance"! No, seriously, there is a dance, which I made up and own, called the whoop whoop dance. I made it up after watching an old video tape, and on it I happened to see the old Phones-4-U advert. You know the one. The Whoop Whoop dance is basically done in tune to the jingle from that. You know, the one that went: Phones, 4 U, 4 less, at PHONES-4-U! I've managed to make myself look a prat many times whilst doing the Whoop Whoop dance, and now I'm forcing everyone in my fic to do it! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And, I do not own or claim to own Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, Rouge and Vector. Hopefully SEGA won’t sue me now. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!