Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Cream's Worst Nightmare ❯ how the madness started ( Chapter 3 )

I dedicate this chap to the answering of that $1,000,000 question the peeps have wanted to ask me. Enjoy it and review my peeps... also, lemme know what you think should happen next. Don't be shy, say your piece.

The morning brought out Vanilla in a white robe. The doe gave a yawn as she walked into the kitchen of her abode. My what a refreshing night that was. Vanilla thought. I never knew Ivo was so good in bed. She noticed something as she left the hallway, Cream laying on the couch with the pillow over her head. She decided to let her sleep and to cook breakfast for everyone. The popping sound of frying sausages woke the young doe from her slumber. "Man, keep it down already..." she whined.

"Good morning to you too, Cream." Vanilla greeted her daughter.

"Ah, you can say it was a good morning, I'm just barely getting some sleep." said Cream.

"What are you talking about?"

"I'm just barely getting some sleep after the fuckfest you and that 700 pound of blubber had last night kept me up. Banging against the walls and creaking the bed, you were moaning like a bitch in heat."

"I was not!" Vanilla had a blush on her face.

"Whatever, I still don't approve of this grotesque fetish of yours."

"Why are you complaining?"

"I wouldn't be complaining if you just let me have the vibrator."

"You're too young for that thing, where'd you get it anyway?"

"Amy let me have it, and she wants it back."

"I'll deliver it to her personally."

Cream sat at the table, "So just how long do you and tankass plan on screwing like rats?"

"Cream, it's too early in the morning for this."

"Fine, I'll clown the fat fucker-"

"Enough, Cream!" Vanilla gave a sigh, "I get the point that you hate Ivo."

"Then why are you having sex with him?"

"Because we value each other."

"Uh huh, and how did this value each other schtick come along?"

"Well, that wasn't so hard, I remember it like it was yesterday...."

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"It all happened when I decided to hit a chat room. Of course it was my first time on this sort of thing, so I thought it would be nice to hit. 'Okay, enter your screen name (do not use your real name) in the space below. Okay, what to call myself. Something nice, but also something that would be moderate.' With that in mind, the perfect name came to me... 'Of course, I'll call myself, creamy_momma."

"Creamy_momma?" Cream burst into laughter. "What the hell kind of online name is that?"

"Hey, don't give me that, it was the first thing off the tongue. Anywway, I decided to just shoot words and ideas. Then of course I came across game_cupid."

"Boy you two pick such lousy online names." said Cream.

"And what's your online name, Ms. Thang?"

"No, it's O_2sassy."

"Anyway, game_cupid and I talked for what seemed like hours, which was about right, because we talked so long that we found out we were the only two left online talking.

creamy_momma: so cupid, you seem like an interesting fellow...

game_cupid: well what can i say, some guys just wish they were me

creamy_momma: really now?

game_cupid: you damn right

creamy_momma: you really should adjust the aim on those arrows of your then

game_cupid: well mommy, i'm aiming wrong on purpose you know ~_^

creamy_momma: i see, well i can help improve your aim. ^_^

game_cupid: well now, why don't we meet again here tomorrow at noon in private and help me then, baby?

creamy_momma: well now, after that, you won't have any problems with your aim 0:D

game_cupid: see you at noon, mommy ^o^

Vanilla gets off the computer, 'Well now, I think I've found someone to talk to..."

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"Yeah," said Cream. "So what else happened?"

"Well, we got to know each other while online. Everytime I started chatting with him, I started to feel him. Everything we talked about, we instantly clicked on it. It was like, we really understood each other....."

"What-ever, get on with this crackwhore of a story already."

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"So we went to another chat room and spoke in private again, enjoying our time together.

game_cupid: well now mommy, how you been this fine day?

creamy_momma: you really do live up to your name, don't you -_^

game_cupid: of course. now what happened to you already

creamy_momma: today was nice, watered my flowers and enjoyed the sunshine

game_cupid: you have a garden?

creamy_momma: no, just a centerpiece to my table. some posies on me table to pretty it

game_cupid: rofl

creamy_momma: anyway, how about your day?

game_cupid: been working on stuff

creamy_momma: like

game_cupid: fixing up the car, i'm good with my hands

creamy_momma: we adults are

game_cupid: so, how come i can't see more of you, mommy?

creamy_momma: if you want, we can meet up somewhere and go on a date

game_cupid: a date huh? well when do you want this to happen mommy?

creamy_momma: saturday sound good?

game_cupid: meet you at twinkle circuit at three

creamy_momma: three eh? okay, what will you be wearing?

game_cupid: red what about you

creamy_momma: sunset orange

game_cupid: that sounds nice

creamy_momma: well i have to cut this chat short 'cause i promised to meet someone elsewhere and finish putting food in my fridge, sys

game_cupid: stay purty now mommy!

"So saturday came along and I met my date, that was when shit hit the fan. 'What the hell?' asked Vanilla.

'Vanilla, you're creamy_momma?' asked a shocked Eggman.

'You certainly don't look like a cupid to me.'

'And what's that supossed to mean?'

'Nothing, nothing at all. Well, I think I'll leave now.'

'Why, because you finally know who I am? I thought we were actually getting somewhere online. Don't tell me that you feel differently because you now see me in person...'

'You're right, I shouldn't. Well, I did suggest this date so I guess it couldn't hurt, right?'

'Okay."

"You should've just left his fat ass." said Cream.

"Cream, if you suggest to go out with someone, you go out with them, even if the guy has abducted you to get revenge on a nemisis." said Vanilla.

"So how was your date?"

"Well, we went around the circuit and actually tied at the end of three laps. It was interesting to see he could drive so well.... 'I must say, you sure are fast.' admitted Eggman. 'I see where Cream gets it from.'

'At least you remember my daughter.' said Vanilla.

'How is she, anyway?'

'Fine, she hangs out with Amy a lot. I think she considers that pink hedgehog as a role model, which isn't bad.'

'I'm hungry, let's get some grub.'

'Fine by me.'

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Vanilla and the bad doctor have a seat at the nice joint. 'So, Eggm-'

the doctor cut Vanilla off. 'Let's spare the scaring of the people that are here, okay Vanilla?' sugests Eggman. 'Just call me by my name.'

'I don't know your name.' said Vanilla.

'Ivo.'

'I see. So Ivo, what have you been up to?'

'Why, improving my genius of course. It helps maintain stability to be smart, you know.'

'Boy is that true?'

'I gave myself an IQ test and found out my points went up. My IQ is now 370.'

'I see."

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"Hey mom, will you get to the point of this madness already?" asked Cream.

Impatient little girl. "Fine." Vanilla answered. "At the end of our date, Ivo and I parted our ways. I actually enjoyed it, despite the fact I was with Eggman, and we even set up another date. As each date happened, Ivo and I found ourselves getting closer and closer. Then.... we decided to take a more physical approach."

"You don't mean..."

"Oh yes, I made dinner for him here and we had such nice sex later."

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'I must say, that was pleasurable.' said Eggman.

'That... it was.' said Vanilla.

'So true.'

'So Ivo, how do you feel?'

'Like lighting up a spliff, and you?'

'Like having another go.'

'Can't argue with that."

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"No, no, no, no, no. You don't do that, it's a rule!" cried Cream.

"Well Cream, we eventually ended up like how we are now and when you barged in on us, so that's it." said Vanilla.

"It still ain't right."

"I know, I thought he'd crush me doing it doggy style-"

"La, la, la, la, laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"But then again, I like it when we're missoinary and he-"

"Dammit I said LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Will someone tell me what's going on in here?" asked Eggman.

"I'll tell you what's wrong," Cream began. "What's wrong is that you're fucking with my mom's brain and you're fucking my mom's pure body. This ends now, you hear me, it... ends... now."

"I take it she had a nightmare last night."

"Dr. Eggman, I forbid you to fuck my momma. Take yer pencil dick and screw that inflatable you have in the closet."

"You damn disrespectful rabbit. Vanilla, tie her up."

"I'll hold her down." said Vanilla and put her daughter in place.

"No, I have something to show her, so make sure her eyes stay wide open for this one. Make her see this."

"Make me see what?" said Cream. "I'm not afraid of what you have to show me, do your worst, I can take it. I'm a big girl."

"I'll hold your eyes open just in case." said Vanilla.

[before I get to this next part, I personally want to apologize to anyone who has to spit the great taste of this story out of their mouths. I'm sorry for this one in advance and I promise I will never pull a stunt like this EVER again.]

Dr. Eggman stripped himself of his robe, letting it all hang out. "Nooooooooo!" Cream screamed at the site. Eggman's rod was halfway down his thighs, which is long. "Get a good look at this, Cream. This is the magic stick, not some teenie weenie that you proclaim." said Eggman. To make matters worse, the doctor's motions made that, "magic stick" swing back and fourth, making the young doe cry... Her retinas were on fire from the sight. And his swinging hairy balls only made things worse. "You no longer insult my statute in the sack, for these 18 centimeters, are 100% Eggman Johnson... but you may call him, 'THE REAL ROBOTNIK!' and you damn better believe he always rises to the occassion."

All that could be heard, was Cream's blood curdling scream....

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